Hello Sup Forums I am feeling generous today so I will finally decide to share with the world my recipe for the...

Hello Sup Forums I am feeling generous today so I will finally decide to share with the world my recipe for the legendary infinite orgasm

Follow these steps exactly and you will experience it. You need a bathtub that doubles as a shower. + this will not work if you are circumsied

>Remove shower head from the hose to create powerful jet
>Fill bath so that it is 3 thirds full
>sit down
>Shoot jet directly at penis, try not to shoot it down your urethra
>try to direct jet to the underside male g spot.
>try to make sure that the forskin does not push back
>the forskin should fill up like a balloon


You will know what to do at this point...

Better grab some towels, the tub would be over flowing...

*2 thrids full

OP here

Steps unclear I ended up putting my dick in the bath drain

wat

explain

Steps unclear, dick stuck in ceiling fan

...

What is unclear

>the forskin should fill up like a balloon
wat

Forget that step

I used to have fun doing this as a kid but it's completely pointless other than looking stupid

Could you draw me a diagram?

Steps were unclear, dick stuck in moms underwear drawer now

I will attempt this and report my results

Must try

OP here, drawing a diagram

I dont have a foreskin

Instructions unclear. Dick stuck in hose.

Instructions unclear. Hose stuck in dick.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Steps unclear, stuck in Dick.

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uncutbros, dont do this. i have done this and it ripped my frenulum.

Taking this website seriously is what makes it magical

This looks extremely painful

pics or didnt happen

For you

Ok when I first discovered masturbation, it was with a jet stream to the underside of the head. I never once considered doing it without retracting my foreskin. Color me curious.

Don't havea tub though

I had my boys circumcised so they wouldn't do stupid shit like this trying to get off. Thanks for proving me right, OP.

G spot is just above the asshole, OP confirmed for bullshit and a burst foreskin