Anyone else modify their sex toys? Once they start ripping or losing texture, I start getting creative with them

Anyone else modify their sex toys? Once they start ripping or losing texture, I start getting creative with them.

This setup here looks pretty simple, but feels god damn amazing. It's heated, it vibrates, it has great suction, it grips my cock... it's just fucking great.

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jesus christ dude

You need a gf

that poor girl though

Wtf user, this is so sad it’s making me feel good about my life. Go out and get some social interaction with a female freind. Maybe put your benis in her so you don’t have to do this

IT'S LIKE A TURKUCKIN!

Good stuff op. I dont get the hate on male sex toys. I have something similar and a GF. they are not exclusive

That's a cool set up. How do you keep the rubber pussy from tearing? I've already gone through a few.

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Had a gf for four years, we broke up recently. This is better for me. Combined with VR porn and weed, it's literally like I'm there fucking these unbelievably hot women, but then I can go on with my day and focus on my career without being cheated on.

Not when you're this into it. Have a sex toy. Don't treat it like a car restoration.

Don't listen to these mean anons who say women are the solution to being sad, you are doing just fine OP

smoke weed through it
your modified sex toy that is

This sounds like a healthy alternative

I've gone through so many. They either tear from use, or the texture inside gets melted either from my hole warmer or the lube I'm using or... something.

I find the more expensive ones are made from better material and last longer. The japanese ones are the best in terms of longevity.

But the "outer shell" in the pic already tore between the anus and vagina, so that's how I stuffed the pink onahole in there, which also has better texture inside than the larger one originally. But I like the heft of the larger one, so now I get the best of both worlds.

that's a pretty comfy idea user thanks

Haters gonna hate on baters

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more of her?

/k/ here

Gotta use water-based lube to prevent that Sup Forumsro. The melting part anyway.

You all just lost the game.

Betcha that really makes you shoot your load eh?

quads

>use mains powered vibrating wand
>finally wearing out after 20 years

Game ended years ago.
How do you like the site so far new fellow?

i'm jelly

that's what I don't get; because I DO use water based lube. That pink one is even supposed to be fine with water or silicone. I guess it must be my hole warmer? Or I cum acid.

Do you use it on your cock or vaginer

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use wand on penis

Lol it's ok if you feel stupid, it's an anonymous board

oh man

I really hope this thread is just gremlins dumping their lol folders and seeing if they catch any new fish

oh cool thanks, i'll do this as soon as I'm done on imagefap

another gun-nut!

OP's is real at least

How would that feel?

>OP's is real at least
11/20/????

idunno lad

RIP, penis

Anyone else thought he was fucking some kind of poultry at first glance?

>sex toy = depression
you guys are retarded. women own way more sex toys than men. not about being lonely or whatever.

Plus, artificial vaginas don't spend all your money, cheat on you, and try to trick you into getting them pregnant.

what vr system do you use?

Looking to buy one for porn/hentai but don't know which one or how to setup

your wiener's girth must be so small if such a tiny hole in the rubber is sufficient to accommodate it

Yea. Girls buy a 10" horse cock dildo and it's fun, cute and quirky, they are just exploring their bodies and sexuality. A guy buys a fleshlight and he's a depressed loser who clearly can't get girls.

You bought an onahole with warts?
I don't really find it attractive, tbh.

the game is old. how would that make him new you idiot

also fuck you. i already saw it but you made me lose again.

thanksgiving/10

Isn't that the fucking date?
100% thought that was a messed up turkey at first glance

I do the same

Shh, nobody likes logic when they're trying to illustrate a narrative.

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look at op's image

I bought a japanese circular wart filled hole and it was the worst onahole I purchased

Clean your fucking bong dude

not joking but you can actual get really good deals on onaholes at online stores like toy demon

Ur mom lost the game when she birthed ur sorry ass

>oculus rift

lmao im not a richfag

You obviously didn't look very fucking hard to miss the massive text on the side, and I don't care if this is bait or not you're just dim.

nice magic flight brush bro

use an orbital sander with i piece of sheepskin instead of sandpaper

are you sure you're not joking? that would be a great joke

Checked, also recoil may push that contraption to your balls at ballistic speeds

Exactly. Kinda sick of the bullshit that comes with women right now.

>what vr system do you use?
I use GearVR, which is really just my Samsung S8 phone with the GearVR headset. My phone is fast enough to play most Oculus encodes, so it's pretty high quality, and you're not tethered to a computer like you are with Oculus/Vive. I like it, I think it's a good middleground.

The whole point is it stretches.

Feels great on my dick when I'm first pushing inside. idgaf

lel, how would that stay inside?

Dude, good fucking eye. My flight box doesn't really work right anymore, but I love that brush for sweeping all the kief into my bowl.

>sex toys ≠ depression
but given your comment i do think you have beta male issues

That actually sounds lit

For me, the best stuff happens outside the bedroom. Is it not like that for breeders?

>For me, the best stuff happens outside the bedroom
If you're talking about relationships, yeah maybe for the first year or so. Then the girl stops trying to look nice for you, or do anything to please you, and thinks she can coast and expects you do to everything to keep the relationship going. That shit always deteriorates and I honestly don't want a relationship anyway. I just want to fuck. I'm getting too old to play the stupid games. I found a hack that renders women obsolete for MY personal needs, anyway.

>That actually sounds lit
Bruh. It's fucking incredible. Seriously a whole different level.

one of my favorite things besides real pussy is getting super baked and fucking my fleshlight. its so intense

mah nigguh

Like bags of sand.

fuckin gross keeping your bong right next to ur jizz receptacle

anyone know that onahole-pc integerated toy? looks like a onahole connected to pc and a 'stroke' would move on pc.

Google "Kiiro" devices. I tried one, and they're noisy and shitty. At least I thought so.

This thread is like old Sup Forums

:*(

just go to /jp/ if you want onahole threads lol.

>going to /jp/
I shiggy diggy.

OP here. I assume this thread is gonna die soon. Thanks for the discussion.

Anyone know of a good diy mount for a Fleshlight? Really want to work on my core and, well, masturbate. Why not both?

There are some that have a suction cup on the end. I had one like that but it didn't hold very well on my wooden floor.

Interesting device there OP. Where is the rest of her?

Now that's a bump stock.

I'm interested in a doll, but the cleanup would ruin the post-orgasm buzz, and I doubt they would last long enough for the price. As I mentioned in my original post, I rip through these things rather frequently.

Aren't most sex dolls are made in China? I thought I read about them being seized by customs. Because of the generally small size, it's classified a child/pedo props? I could be completely wrong about that. I have thought about getting a sex doll also, but I don't want the feds knocking at my door.

meet the girl of your dreams
youtube.com/watch?v=9jTM3klngWg

no clean up, a special mode to help with ED and with premature ejaculation. She is perfect

I don't know what you're doing to rip them. I've actually put a relatively cheap onahole on my arm like a wristband, and I've fisted my doll a couple of times while cleaning her, no tears.
This doll was about $650, but 'normal' pricing goes up to $2500, after that you can get into custom and art dolls that can be just as expensive as you wanna spend.
Could be you're using the wrong lube, some lubes will damage TPE which is what most of these are made of.

These can be used with VR, or you can make up your own games.

I see some full-size-ish ones on Amazon even. I think there are legit ways of getting them if you wanted one.

But then you have to stand the whole time?

I'll probably get there one day, but so far I'm good with what I have. Dat towel on the floor though. I know that setup well.

I like to fuck more than most women do and I'm not going to risk juggling half a dozen relationships just to satisfy my carnal desires.

Women are a source of misery, not the solution to it.

lol Turfuckin'

The dolls are legal in the US. Lots of people like to throw terms like 'child sex doll' around because it sounds so titillating on the news. Fact is TPE is expensive and dolls that are around 100cm cost about $650 and dolls that are 165cm cost closer to $2000. Anywhere you check prices you'll see that price tracks height more than any other factor.

She's a great match with VR because her legs can be right where see the legs, reach out and squeeze those tits, they're right there.

Yeah, I think the people saying I need a gf probably haven't been in a relationship. I used to think "if only I had a gf!!" too, before I understood the weight of a relationship.

Salute

archive this fuckin thread m8

just got out of a 4 year one. girl cheated on me with a good friend.

most of my friends like them more than they like me so don't really do much socialising anymore.

My masturbation levels have gone through the roof but so have my productivity levels.

Why am I not surprised someone with a disgusting dirty bong revamps his sex toys instead of buying new ones, clean your shit

>My masturbation levels have gone through the roof but so have my productivity levels.

lol this describes me exactly. Now that I don't feel guilty not devoting every free second I have to the gf, I can get back in to my hobbies. My friendships all deteriorated so I don't do much with other people either.

I'm pretty much a hermit with a good job who jacks off and works on his hobbies all night. Feels good man.

>Once they start ripping or losing texture, I start getting creative with them.

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