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Daniel Hay - OP, reddit tie-ins
Tommy Leigh - memes
Christan Pianta - live score updates
Tim Doyle - analysis, shitposting

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Hate that bloke on the far left

2 looks like he's about 40 years old

Make sure you scoop him up and look after him. He'll make a fine aussie fast bowler when he grows up

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another stolen joke from neo ams

>ywn hang out at /diceys/ and discuss the latest news from division 2 county cricket and the WCL Africa qualifiers with daniel and the dark third lads

cockland /cric/ meet up

what are the pitches in Mongolia like?

I'm going to fart in maybe 15 minutes

Watching Battlestar Galactica lads

What's on the agenda for you before tonight's IPL

execute all indians

Take that back

might go for a ride

Might have a cry

new thread

#truthie

#seething

Does anyone feel like Daniel's narrative has taken some drastic turns in the last year that he hasn't told us about because he's pretending to not post here?

Since when did he play for Parnell for starters

He shills himself every other week lad

I mean narrative stuff, remember when he used to post essays on his feelings for Ivana on a weekly basis? he's nearly doubled normiebook friends in the last year and a whole lot of them are female (remember when he had like a total 6 female friends kek).

>galloping brand of post-rock

what does this even mean

Daniel, /cric/pill me on Simone Genevieve

Daily reminder of systemic Australian cheating

I'm unironically more of a Daniel than Daniel desu
feels bad

>neet decide i want to turn life around age 26, try to be social etc
>girls i find attractive think im a dinosaur
>available girls at my age are all whale/single mother tier
>no hope for a decent job
>almost 2 years of trying to meet girls from online sources and I only had success with 1 transgender person that was in a open relationship
>dead inside

It literally gets harder as you age. Boy was i fucking dumb thinking i could play video games and watch cricket for 8 + years and just start up life.

any young fags quit vidya and do sports/work out

Was the trap hot? Post pics.

based goosey

>purchased $10k in Origin shares 7 months ago
>just sold them for a 50% profit
Im buying a hat

>mfw its a statscunt post

How was it?

Anyone got the /cric/ XI?

Daniel + 10 of Auckland's most elite dairy owners
Goosey can be water boy and Gatecunt can handle security

got this one. Does it need an upgrade?

/cric/ XI

1. Threadcunt
2. Krazykrejza (opening bowler)
3. Trinibro
4. Mackaybro
5. Trump Hat Guy
6. Saxon
7. Pakime
8. B3K (1st change bowler)
9. Gatecunt (other opening bowler)
10. Daniel (swingbabby bowler, designated nightwatchman)
11. Wankush (keeper)

Coach: Goosey
Cheerleader: Jynn
Owner: Reality Check
Major sponsor: KFC
Home cricket ground: North Dalton Park in /gong/

How do I into stocks?

Looks like statsy's bf fucked his mouth so hard he started bleeding

t. Kuntykucka

put them into soup and it makes it taste good

he looks like a middle aged female librarian on her rags

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Invest your money into index funds (which basically just track the stock market).

My portfolio is 1/3 each way between
>asx:vts Vanguard American index fund (because by itself the American market accounts for something like 50% of the global market).
>asx:vae Vanguard Asian index fund minus Japan (because i suspect that Asia will consistently produce the best returns for the foreseeable future)
>asx:vas Vanguard Australian index fund (im over exposed here and literally have only done it because of muh franking credits)

And Vanguard because it has the lowest management fees.

wrong

>LE I KNOW BIZNESS XD XD
>IM SO PROFFESSONAL LMAO
>LOOK AT THESE WORDS I KNOW HAHA

Hows your buisness suit your mum got you for your birthday m8?

Ben Sherman and i literally haven't worn it once yet

youtube.com/watch?v=yTU8WbTbZMI

LETS GO MUMBAI
is Ab really better than gayle?

>vanguard
I also meme in real life

Allan Border doesn't play in the IPL he retired many years ago you knob

Based FHG

>Ben Sherman
>Vanguard

Got the next Steve Jobs ITT lads

Ashleigh Barty has quit Cucket and taken up muscular /tennis/ m8

>im going to die one day
wow thanks for the fucking riveting insight

Andy Bichel retired over a decade ago you knob

Not too sure on best market penetration your side, but the easiest and most stable investment to ever run with is either telecommunications, energy or mining.

Energy could be a quick buck there because aren't you guys still extremely reliant on dirty energy?

Aiden Blizzard is a PT teacher in Canberra now you knob

>a penal colony

>energy or mining.
>stable

>telling him this while energy and resources are extremely expensive
subhuman fucking coloured

>stable

Alex Blackwell is a womens cricketer you fucking knob

>stable investment

reminder that the delhi daredevils will win the ipl this year

t. delhi daredevils shareholder

Ali Brown is a former English cricketer who played for Surrey County Cricket Club and never played IPL you knob

Put some stock in some water and made soup lads

I literally said that I am not certain on your local markets, I am talking from my perspective where I have milked the likes of Sasol, Glencore, Exxaro, Vodacom and MTN.

>subhuman coloured still LARPing in a pathetic attempt to block out the reality of his nigger genetics and literally living in africa
KEK

Exterminate yourself

By their very definition energy/mining companies are not stable investments because they ride on price booms and busts that are completely out of the companies control.

That applies everywhere be it the global, Australian or literally Africa market

what a life!

as I said

>stable investment

My Glencore shares had that effect on them, however the Exxaro ones have been extremely consistent. It also helps to negate that ruling when companies have monopolised the country as a whole. See State Capture in South Africa for a reference.

>Exxaro ones have been extremely consistent
your arguement doesn't seem consistent with the evidence Pic related is what a stable investment looks like

>subhuman coloured literally LARPing as a white person due to his never-ending shame about being an inferior mixed race mongrel
KEK

Exterminate yoursel

Btfo

turns out daniel has moved to r9k

>it's a Safrican poster pretends to be cultured and know everything before getting exposed episode
getting tired of this one

Wowee

Kek

Just wait, he's going to start talking about how shit Australians are on /rug/ in a minute

Where did you run off to mate?

Work...

>Work at 5pm onward
Bottleocuck detected

peach time

i wish Australia had fuckloads of illegal immigrants so that I could hire somebody to mow my lawn for $10

Why do Australians run the best Facebook meme pages? Thot Patrol, Short Nigga Memes, Big Gucci Denze etc

Shit Memes is the best

superwog is the best

>Facebook meme pages

kys

I fucking hate how Wisdens cost twice as much here as they do in England

It's a fucking book, there's no reason for the price difference

just woke up

I've been up for 8 hours or so

are you me?

Nah I don't think so

i am you and you are me, can't you see
#woke

yeah I saw split too

The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey

>Three girls are kidnapped by a man with a diagnosed 23 distinct personalities, they must try to escape before the apparent emergence of a frightful new 24th
>M. Night Shyamalan
sounds hilarious, might watch it now

It's actually alright
Shyamalan is, dare I say it, improving

Meetings lad, what you need?

is the white man trying to buy your mud hut for property development?

>subhuman coloured still desperately trying to "banter with the lads" while LARPing about business and his fantasy of migrating with his nigger herd to Australia
KEK

Exterminate yourself