Anyone here ever go to a strip club and fuck one of the strippers? Is it worth it or a waste of time...

Anyone here ever go to a strip club and fuck one of the strippers? Is it worth it or a waste of time? I was thinking about going with around 1k, finding the hottest one or closest to it and trying to bang her. I was thinking of getting a lap dance, bringing up the idea and trying to fuck for around 300-400 an hour, figure with a hotel room too as it's unlikely they'll want to fuck at their place. But I'm not sure if it's a good idea. There is one I somewhat frequent but I've never asked a girl straight up for sex for money

Yeah went in one and spent $20 and went home with two of them along with my buddy. Turned into a fuckfest. Or you can spend 2 to 300 and get a blowy or fucked in vip but thats a gamble wether thry actually will or not

How did you pull that off? And I know a few clubs that do that but I prefer to take one out of there and fuck her, that way I know my cock is the only one she's had for hours

be hot and have money or look like you have money

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Like I said I plan on going with plenty of money, looking like I have money is a different story lol

Any thing is possible when you lie on the net.

Like my dad works for Nintendo.

Cost depends on where you live... I was at spearmint rhino... British guy offered one of the top girls there 1000.00 for sex ....she said no

Okay point taken

Still there has to be someone here that's actually done this before

She was probably a nigger lover. Plenty of whores that strip with egos, which is ironic but somehow is a thing.

My ex-wife was a stripper before we married at a moderately high-end club. She said the girls would agree to fuck a customer, take his money and tell him to meet in the parking lot & never show up. If they complained, the bouncers took care of them...

That's why I don't go to nigger strip clubs

But now that I think about it how would this work? How do I prove I have the cash without getting ripped off?

You're more likely to get fucked in the black clubs, tbh. She said your best bet was to show up with coke, or I suppose meth these days.

From some shit I read you either have to be hot and know theyre just girls who are there to get paid, they still like to have fun and get fucked. So yeah. Also looking like you have money means bringing the money first of all, but knowing not to use it (If you cant handle that I would fix that internal issue first) and wear a nice custom fit suit. Some guys obviously cant afford a suite meaning if you're not hot then buy a few drinks, explain to the girls youre not buying a dance unless they really turn you on, and in by turning you on they usually have to turn themselves on if they're any good at their jobs. Lengthy but its a simple explanation.

If I wanted to fuck a black girl I'd just get a hooker
That sounds like way too much work. There has to be a simplier way.

My buddy and I looked like bums with giant beards and she said she liked our lifestyle. Hahaha she was smoming hot and happened to live with another dancer

Just dont be a creepy cunt and talk to them like a normal human being.

Im pretty sure your wife was just fucking people willy nilly and fed you that bullshit story so you would marry her.

I do that all the time when I go and I don't get fucking shit, not even a dinner date afterwards. Besides most of those women are huge fucking liars and shit-tier personality wise anyway. Better to just cut to the chase and fuck them for cash like the whores they are

Dont have to call me a liar because youre jealous. Hell she even offered to buy us breakfast in the morning with my lap dance money.

Define simple, you're just picking up a girl

Like, you can bait a girl with drugs, lie and give them false promises, or you could be a fun guy they like. I'm not gonna judge you, its up to you my dude

Sure she did bud, was this before or after your mommy tucked you in for the night?

angry beta

Simple as in easy and straight forward. I'm not trying to wow and wine and dine a damn stripper here. I've tried that so many times already I've lost count. Yeah some of them are cool but it gets old real quick

easy my man!

get a lap dance
ask for her phone number at the end of the dance

the ones that give you their number are dtf

lap dances cost money dude

But don't some girls have burner phones they use to give out numbers?

Don't spend a shitton of cash. Find a girl you like, hang out with her, buy a few drinks, couple lap dances, stick a couple bucks in her thong when she's dancing, then be on your way.

Come back a few times, repeating that process. Spend time talking to her like she's a person. Get to know her. If she mentions her sister's name, remember it, and ask about Beth or whatever next time you come in. Basically demonstrate that you're a nice, normal, decent human being that just likes to look at pretty girls while he has a few drinks. Make friends with the girl; its actually pretty lonely being a stripper.

Don't be exclusive though. Grab a dance or two occasionally from one of the other girls - not one your girl hates, ones she's friendly with. Don't hang out at the club all the time.

I'll repeat this, its important. Don't spend shittons of cash on your stripper. Just enough to let her know you're not some broke motherfucker, enough to compensate her for her time so she's not losing money by hanging out with you.

Also, don't tell her how beautiful she is, repeatedly, like some horny teenager. A quick "looking good tonight" is all it takes. She's in the business of flirting to make money. Be friendly and keep your flirting lowkey and sincere.

Couple weeks of that, take her out. Do something fun with her on a day off, treat her like just another girl. Don't fuck her on the first date.

After that, you're getting stripper pussy anytime you want it because the girl's gonna be in love. You don't have to be exclusive with her, don't tell her you won't be going out with other women. Go ahead and see other people while you're with her. She's gonna do what she wants either way, so no point in making promises and tying your own hands.

Keep it light and friendly and never, ever pay her bills. You're her friend, not her chump. Cross that line and she'll lose all respect for you.

I do this shit all the time. Shit works.

>paying for sex
Wew, lads. How fucking cucked are you all?

My man, where the fuck did you get the impression I want to date a fucking stripper? I'd rather folk over the cheese and be done with it. Those women are fucking whores. Falling in love with a nigger loving stripper is the LAST thing I need in my life right now

Also FYI I've done exactly what you are describing plenty of times before. I'm sick of being the nice "normal" guy. All I get out of that is shat on.

ive done it twice. I knew one of the girls from school and the other I had fucked a few years back.

comped life

Its not dating, it just looks a little like it. If you just want a one-time thing and not steady pussy, that's cool too, but strippers aren't the way to go for that. Get an escort. They're usually better looking, cost less, come with much less drama, and after you fuck them you can still hit your favorite strip clubs without all the bitches there gossiping about you.

" getting a lap dance, bringing up the idea and trying to fuck for around 300-400 an hour" this is the idea, right?

getting through the door cost money dude

if they're smart they do. it's a business phone and they want your business!

Go to backpage you dumbass. Alot easier and cheaper.

have coke, and have pills. money is not needed if your the dude with the stuff that fuels thes girls..

You can do it two ways:

Get a lapdance from one. Then after the dance is when she will upsell the VIP. Be a little coy like I donno. And she pushes. Then you say I want to have a little fun. She asks what. And you mention what you want. She will either tell you if she does and the price or let you know if she doesn't.

This works because you have already bought a dance so they know you are LE or something.

Otherwise, if you are bold enough, when they sit on your lap, let them know straight up what you are looking for. A lot of these strippers know the deal and get propositioned for sex all the time. It's pretty normal I would say in that type of environment.

That's a good point, but it's something I've been wanting to do for awhile now. But when you put it that way, it does seem like a stupid idea. At least for any place where the whores know who I am.
Yeah I remember getting numbers from two girls before, but they both had burner phones. Of course I was too retarded back then to put two and two together so I didn't get to fuck either of them.

I was hanging with a friend at his gfs place, her and her roommate were both strippers. I fucked the friend 3 times in 1 day. Her boobs were real and looked great but they were wierdly soft, no firmness like the rest of the chicks I've been with. I haven't been able to figure out why.... I think she thought I had more money than I really do because I have a nice car and dress well.

Also I don't look like a Sup Forums neet

Yes, a few times. A few liked me and we fucked for free later on.

But expect to pay around $300 or $350 for your average stripper.

Dude, don't fuck a stripper on the regular... most ones know to use condoms all the time, but you never know.

Dude just hire an escort, way cheaper than 1k