Be me

>be me
>24yo femanon
>meet guy off tinder
>he's super cute
>possiblebf.jpeg
>we go to the cinema
>i suck him off
>after he comes, he says he needs to pee
>he never comes back from the bathroom
>i notice my purse is missing
>mfw

what a jerk!

why can't i meet a nice qt boy

Gave it up to easy femanon, but if that happened to me I would definitely be "coming" back :P

tits of gtfo

Stop spam wtf

Coz you're from the narf!

>comes
>not cums
>comes
Thats why you're alon

fapping off to ur picture op ur so sexy

second

Was a nigger, wasn't it?
Hello britbong!

No, he was from Pakistan

POO IN LOO

Fucking pakis!
Stinky niggers

he smelt amazing tho

Im sure he did.
Did you open bobs and show vagene?

I dont understand this meme you're trying to create.
It's fine, keep posting if you want - I just dont get it.

no, we were in public

i'm not a meme. i'm just a girl trying to find a qt bf

>All of these newfags who didn't respond with the obligatory "TITS OR GTFO"

TITS OR GTFO CUNT

did this one steal a bottle of wine from you too

Wow that's the doggest thing

You do know this thread is just copy pasta? You'd know this if you yourself weren't a newfag.

lol, I like that guy.

that guy didn't steal the bottle. he just misinterpreted me.

TITS OR GTFO CUNT

>Your faggotry showing when being this new
mfw

i was roasted last time i posted tits.

someone said i had the hilarious combo of being both fat and flat chested

sure it was

anyway nice meme fam I hope to understand it one day

Tits or gtfo you know the rules

Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.

I’m a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!

>random blowjob
>lost purse
>missed quads by 1
copy pasta or not this is fucking hilarious

also reminds me of my friend
>gets set up on a blind date by female friend
>picks unknown chick up
>drives to theater
>entire drive the chick is talking about how she is a princess and every man should bend over backwards to give her everything she wants or needs
>get to theater
>tells chick he needs to pee
>she gets disgusted that he would be so frank about it
>friend heads towards bathroom
>quickly runs outside
>goes back to his car
>drives home
>gets a call from his date
>"Where are you?"
>"On my way home"
>"Did you forget something?"
>"No, I just figured out fairly quickly I want nothing to do with you."
>"Are you just going to leave me here!?"
>"Yes"
>"You fucking asshole! I don't have any money on me. I need a ride home! Get the fuck back here and take me home!
>"No" *click* *block number*

Well, Newfriend, TITS OR GTFO is used to tell off women who come here and start attention seeking threads. If this wasn't a copypasta (and it is), there would be no need for TITS OR GTFO.
Sincerely, Your friendly neighbourhood lurker

that was mean

it's not a copypasta. the first 5 lines are always the same but there's always a different story

Ah, now this is quality shitposting

that's what you get for being a whore

Thanks

i'm not a whore.

Op has figured out a brand new way to troll newfags, keep it up.

>I'm not a cocksleeve
>dont call me that

you need to hide better.

request for tits and timestamp

or else get the fuck out

>brand new

Damn straight. Whores get paid. They don't suck dick and basically pay for the privilege with the entire contents of their purse.

You're just a fool.

that's what you get for being a stupid thot

i didnt pay for it. he stole from me

> stop eating sugar(protip: read the ingredients) for a week
> ???
> Profit, you lost some weight and have a clearer mind.

What the fuck kind of woman sucks a guy he just met at a cinema? Like literally, it seems like you didn't know the guy at all if he just took off with your purse.S

So it was probably the first time you met him at the cinema, and he told you to suck his dick and you accepted, making you a slut/whore/easy/whatever you call it.

That being said, tits or gtfo, whore.

I haven't lol'd this hard in a long time. tyvm OP.

Pakis must have some grand seductive powers.
Well fuck, time to get up already.

Nigga, tits or gtfo is SOP for any user claiming to be a femanon.

Pakis? A Paki convinced you to suck his dick on a cinema?

Damn, you definitely had it coming.

he was a qt paki like in a bollywood movie

>HURR BE FEMANON BE DUMB BIMBO AHURR MEET OTHER MAN WE FUCK HE LEAVES AHURR WHY NO ONE LIKE ME

QUIT SPAMMING THIS SHIT THREAD YOU GREASY FAT FAGGOT FUCK HEAD

>he was a qt paki like in a bollywood movie

I can't even think of a snappy response.

Wtf do you expect, retarded bitch

That "qt" sandnigger stole from you because you were dumb enough to trust one.

They're subhumans, you got what you deserve for being a whore and trusting a sandnigger .

>you got what you deserve for being a whore and trusting a sandnigger
Woah woah, being a whore is ok. Being a sandnigger isn't.

She's not a whore. The paki was the whore who got paid for sex. OP is a john.

Well at least you didn't scare him off with a holocaust joke like last time.

lol

"her" nightly fake stories are a riot.

I told an abortion joke when we were walking into the cinema but he liked it