How the fuck do you lose a war against emus

How the fuck do you lose a war against emus

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they look scary

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Mate, you don't know the half of it.
Here in Aye Aye it's DoubleyouAYE them fucking emus have got us by the fuckin goolies.
Plz send help ya fucking faggot poofter cunt

What is the evolutionary reason an emu has such a long neck?

They have what amounts to drunken kung fu.

It was actually 4 guys and a machine gun.

They later redeemed themselves with their jap-killing prowess.

>tfw mixed
>tfw mum was a comfort girl for the emus so I've never met my father
>tfw no outreach program for my race
>tfw vets call me bird nigger
>tfw thin brittle bones because of my ancestors needed to be light enough to fly
>tfw still cant fly
>tfw not white
>tfw niether fly, nor a white guy, so I can't relate to the offspring
>tfw theres no egg loli porn
Being hemun is suffering

When they capture all your women

>buying into australian propaganda

Fucking retard

Someone translate quick!

I can't quite tell but I think the poor bugger wants help

Is this your mother and father?

Why don't Abos team up with Emus and ride them? They could easily take back the country that's rightfully theirs.

>Abos
>smart enough to use tools

He says everything is Fine the Humans don't need any help no reason to send any reinforcements or everything all fine everything is good yes.

He lives in Western Australia and emus control his town

No, my Mum was blonde with blue eyes and I have no idea what he'd look like, they were savages who pecked one of my mothers legs off, that's how she earned the name ilene

>emu in the ID
HOLY FUCK

Canada Vs Australia
The shitposting war beings!

everything is fine, No reason for Alarm just ignore the Emus we are harmless and pose no threat whatso ever to mankind.

Did you use a tool for that or is kek here?

> EmU04

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>EmU

>posting shit about Australia when it's just past 3am here
Canada: Home of the brave.

SCREENCAP THIS

>Emu

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>EmU04

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Something's not right here...

>EmU04
Shut it down!

Oh, our mistake. Thanks for translating, friend!

>this is how they talk

>ID

fasfsdfsfdf

>EmU04

>EmU04

Emu empire when? I will gladly welcome our emu overlords by licking their cloakas

You guys are good. I fucking love Australia

i think we already won. these are the last few leafs who dont know they are fighting a battle that has already been lost.

>EmU04

Noice

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Surprised no Australian has said anything about Canada losing to a fire, what happened guy? :DDD

My old girl spent 3 weeks in Canada and got back on wednesday, souvenirs where all maple related, some maple bbq sauce, some "dare ultimate maple" cookies etc.
Also she reckons people pour maple syrup on bacon and just dip their fingers in the remaining syrup until its all gone.
I thought it was a meme but you guys really love your maple ay, and hockey.
Is this shit common?

Include me in the screenshot if this holy kek

no

Post yfw you realized Australia has been taken over by Emu's

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Australians sure do have a lot of competition
youtube.com/watch?v=tNm4nn5eu_g

Guys, what if it are the Emus who are shitposting all the time instead of the Aussies?

They're like those crazy gooks in the Philippines who kept trying to fight WWII until the 80s.

>meet australian girl my friend has been banging
>learn that she's engaged to some cuck in australia
>we gangbanged her
she was a lot of fun, thanks m8! btw I'm pretty sure she's breaking off the engagement, sorry bro.

Holy dooley!

I'm not engaged to my old girl I'm not Tasmanian

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>it's been ploy all along

Sup Forums redpill me on the Emus

>emu

WITNESSED

>In Australia, Emu's use the internet

Why don't the Emus team up with the Abos and ride them? With the nigger strength of their abo steeds and the cunning intellect of the Emu, they could take all of Australia.

I could tell you, but I am pretty sure you would not be able to handle it.

There is some powerful meme magic at work here

>abos
>able to domesticate animals

>Losing a war against birds

We fuckin warn ya Sup Forums, ya fukkin useless cunts.

I think he is talking about the emus domesticating abos

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We know first hand the destruction and loss of life of bushfire especially intentional ones there is no honour or sport in deriding someone over such a catastrophe.

TL;DR , Most Australians are cunts, but the sort of cunt you would have a beer with after you got done punching the shit out of each other

>EmU04

checked id

>2016
>being rama rama

Them two emus seem to be having a difficult time with that weasel ball.

How did they beat all the Aussies then?

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This is why you people are the king. The absolute king.

The fuck you trying to say cunt

Didn't Aussie start a war on carp as well?

Just fucking epic.

They are fast af

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Australia is a silly place. 10/10

M I N D

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I've changed my mind
I'm moving to Australia

Fuck off we are full especially when it comes to kikes got too many here as it is.

HOW DO WE KNOW YOURE NOT AN EMU

This joke was not funny 9000 post ago.

Then why are my sides in orbit?

the final red pill
it was the emus all along

youtube.com/watch?v=Nt0NcaxmGHo

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>yfw you realize you're in the same thread as an emu shitposter

KEK

The Emus obviously

Top fucking kek

OH GOD NO

ABANDON THE THREAD

Did this one quickly, I forgot to add though.

Abo memes are pretty dank

Add it imo