Walk into your bedroom

>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Taylor Swift standing there
How do you react to this strange situation?

I browse Sup Forums and joke about jews and niggers with her while drinking whole raw milk

Ask her how her day was

Push her onto my bed then rape her senseless.

She's 6ft, I doubt the average Sup Forums user can pin her down.

Tell her she has to eat all the eggs.

Shoot her and call police about a home invasion.

Turn 360° and walk away

You'd be facing her again you moron

Get shocked deeply to my core, start question reality and existence, feel deep chills all over my spine, assume schizophrenia that runs in my family has finally happened to me, ponder instant suicide, wonder if I should run out or stay put. Wonder if I should call an ambulance as to not be a danger to others, or rage out and cause carnage that is constantly on my mind.

Maker her give me 1 million dollars. Not worth the fuck shell prolly make a song about it after.

I have 1000 gallons of raw milk

Get out newfag

thats the joke u moron

Don't know about you virgins, but i'd make sex at her so hard.

360 the fuck out of there.

You'd run into her you dumbass

Is she really 6ft? That's ruined my Swift obsession. In heels she'd make me look like Warwick Davis.

Shake it off

Make a sex

dubs of tthatt

which one ?

I'd let her do a poo inside me

" ah . .crap . .You won't write a song about this will you? "

Show bob and vagene please