Be me

>be me
>first time masturbating
>just a boi
>cum hard for the first time
>pipi hurts, but i love it
>dont know what to do with sperm
>there is no toilet paper
>rub the cum on my legs
>rub harder
>the cum turns in to creamy thick mayonaise-like substance
>rub harder
>the cum disappears magically
>keep rubbing
>the cum soon forms into a mixture of dead skin and cum. making it look black
> done it ever since, 18 years of rubbing cum into a solid
>i have a huge fucking jar of it, only trips will get the picture + timestamp

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bullshit. even if you posted a pic of a jar, we couldnt be certain that it was nut

will also show the full process on webm

ok show me

ok show me again

i wanna see show me

rol

I'm intrigued?

inturesting

>tfw 2 off

cancer

might as well roll

ohhhh

thx now show us op

Well that's just fucking impressive.

I don't believe it, but post at least a step by step collection of images as well as the product

roll

pls respond OP

>waiting for op to deliver skeleton.jpeg

op here, will deliver. give me 30 min to wack one off to show full process

put me in the mothefukkin screencap niBBas

deliver you faget

Rollin

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Rolling for OPs curtled milk baby

Oh god pls deliver now op, now.

phonefag

How to be a gay ass nigg

OP HERE GIB ME 30 MIN TO BEAT A LOAD OFF

fag fag

The future is now old man

You mean 29mins for you to find a video and 1min to rub it out?

Disgusted and curious. ROLL

OP DELIVER NAO

Its the crack of dawn and im patiently awaiting visual confirmation of anons dick cheese.

Whatismylifebecoming.mp3

I'm wondering how many Hollywood executives fucked her.
God dammit it's good to be rich and powerful.

Why would you want to fuck that ugly whale?

Your vibe hints at you being one of them

its time

op here, cant cum because of anti depressants. will stop taking them. wait for me tomorrow at 3 pm

Show the jar then, faggot.

Nigger you'd best wallop your fist back and forth against your groin, so firmly clenched and so quickly moving that it can be heard by Sup Forumsros all around the world.

Else you are a FAG

OP talk for: fuck you user I never had a semen jar faggot thanks for the replies and bumps shitheads I'll never deliver

Holy any nice quads. This is a blessed thread.

op here, i just came. posting results in 2 min

1/2 op here. fresh tiny load because of excessive masturbation

Bipolar

Time stamps faggot

hard rubbing curtles the cum into a solid

Wtf

You a mechanic OP?

timestamp. try it yourself. post results. will post the jar if quints are achieved. this is a blessed thread. i believe in it

lets see if op is based

I never understood the part of it hurting, it wasn't even remotely painful when I first ejaculated. Are you guys just the biggest pussies on the planet or something?

So by "the" picture.. It was a pic of Ur jizz on Ur hand and u never intended to show the jar.. Op is a faggot

disgusting, I hope someone notifies your school immediately.

someone screencap this plz, and include me in the screencap ...

hand over the fucking jar right now and nobody gets hurt

illustration
youtube.com/watch?v=ENdgyD7Uar4

you micropinis man
my boners are so hard if I don't get a boner daily it will hurt the next time
but only like the first minute
if it goes away and I get another boner next minute it will not hurt
also am virgin but
one time
I fingered a girl and made her cum
while doing that my boner was so hard it literally felt like my penis was going to explode like really really explode of pressure
also I have varicocele maybe it is related to my boners bein so dam hard
has someone felt same thing or is there something wrong with me?

Gotchu fam

gimme dat jar

>will post the jar if quints are achieved.
Hey, OP here, I'm a faggot.

thanks fam

OVER 9000!!!

I am a Doctor and this sounds like cancer of the penis.

I'm sorry son.

No faggot. It's just 9000.

No
That is over 9000...
That's just 9000.

test

meh

quints for the jar. op is obviously trolling

Its OP here... so turns out my wife found the jar, for go knows what reason thought it was a candle, and smelled it.
>Diarrheaofthemouth.jpg
>throws jar in the rubbish

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