Hi Sup Forums, I'm going to kill myself within the next 3 months or so

Hi Sup Forums, I'm going to kill myself within the next 3 months or so.

Is there anything you think I should try or do before ending my life? It can be pretty much anything.

Try Catholicism or Orthodox Christianity first, just one maybe two masses. It's worth it for nothing more than the experience if you ask me.

play dark souls prepare to die edition

join my cult and worship me

What's the exit plan OP?

DMT
heroin
getting fucked in the ass
putting your energy into volunteer work
robbing a gas station

theres all of em

Go kill rapefugees in your country you faggot

Why wait just kill yourself now

Try not lying

Plan a road trip with a friend or take your parents out to dinner.

I'm going to hang myself.

try barebacking a hooker. I mean, shit, you're gonna die anyways, why not?

actually, don't just do that. hire the hottest hooker you can find and afford, then snort a line of cocaine off her ass and bareback her.

Shrooms or acid

I mean seriously. if you're gonna die, no fear of STDs right?

Get a sword and walk into a biker bar and call them all a bunch of faggots who can’t use blades.

Fuck off you're not going to do it. I know your kind well. I mean this literally you little bitch. Kys

See a therapist

That's how I'm planning. Noose already made up, just waiting for when the time comes. Thinking christmas eve or new years. I'll probably have to swallow every pill in the house too so that my gf doesn't try anything stupid.

kill the rothshilds

If you could try not posting.a.suicide thread until you're dead would be good for us tbh fam. 10 a day every day year after year.
If you're going to kill yourself go for it but stop annoying semi functioning humans for sympathy and attention

He isn t attention white whining about his life like 99% of them so I'll give him the benefit of the doubt

kill some niggers

Woah! come on, there are much more extravagant ways to go out than hanging! Come on! This Is Sup Forums we pride ourselves on originality! Try some chemical mix, or procure some toxins and make it look like a murder (you'll put on the wildest Goose Chase!). I mean, If you're going to do it, do it well...

I don't mean to be an ass, but in all seriousness, if you don't care about your life, do some risky but good things, like fighting Rapefugees and leftists. Or if that's not your thing, you can always go the route of murder victim as shown above.

Options man, with the best one being living out life taking risks. (most fun up until Dday)

Fuck man, you have a Girlfreind? What the hell are you depressed about, half of us here would kill to have one!

Yeah that's gonna teach em. Ruin the holidays for whoever's left behind imagine all the attention you wont get when you cease to exist you self absorbed fukn coward

go to the park and take a shit load of lsd, not a beginners dose

just stream it

Bro exactly. Been single for like 5 years now. Fuck my homies and the drugs I would kill for someone to sleep next to at night and say they love me

Find a cure for cancer.

You should definetly fuck a women before you kys. Every man should do this before dying

You actually made me laugh for the first time in a while.

Thanks but no thanks.

I wish you best of luck with your plan.

This is my first one and my last one so don't worry.

Don't fall for this shit, they only want your money, fucking jews.

don't see therapist, see the rapist

Been thinking about streaming it. I bet a lot of people would love to see a faggot tranny suffocate. And who am I to deny them the pleasure? I'm going to be dead anyways.

yeh

Drug-fulled week long orgy with pretty hookers :D

OP use a steel cable hooked to some moving object and glue your hands to your head. So it would look like you ripped your own head off.

Is it really rape if I enjoy it?

Indeed

I don't want attention, I was discussing a shared interest with OP. In my case there's no one to leave behind besides the girl I'm fucking, and I don't care about her aside from not wanting her to do anything stupid since she's half my age and her problems are lifestyle and therefore fixable.

Send nudes

or use a bolito

Sure, what kind of nude you want? I don't think I'm going to take new pics right now but there are already quite a few nudes on my computer.

> (OP)
>Send nudes
Second that

My nudes are of low quality just so you know. This is about as good as they get.

Take 90% of your money and put it all on red in the casino. If you win, your life doesn't suck so much anymore. If you lose, you didn't actually lose anything - now it's time to use the remaining 10% to bareback cheap hookers without having to deal with any of the STDs

But red is only a 50% payout. If your broke winning isn't going to make your life that much better

so up the quality of your nudes?

Sure if you pay for the surgeries and find a professional photographer.

Isn't black payed 2:1? That would be 100% payout

I think he ment that there is roughly a 48% chance in winning which means the payout for every dollar is 50 cent (more like 48ish) if you play enough times.

Yeah, sorry i didn't express myself very well. But also a 100% payout isn't huge or life changing either. I had 10 dollars, but now I have 20. Thank god I can now retire haha

Now you can buy twice as much drugs! Yay!

Hey. please don't do that.

Give it another month of consideration. It's sad to hear that you're dead set on this path.

rob a bank with a spray painted tow gun, burn self alive with gasoline in public places say casy shit before hand a be high as hell will doing it

Dude you ok?

Give me all of your money and assets before dying.

Try finding purpose

Hmmm, how about... you make a Sup Forums thread about how you are going to end your life eventually sometime in the future.
Or otherwise you could try to fuck off

Psychedelics in particular DMT

Add timestamp grill

Worry less. Live more.

nonononono jump of a building the experience is way better before you die i swear!

Why do you want to off yourself so bad anyway?

I mean being a "faggot tranny" at least people care or will pretend to care, because they want to have a girlfriend (male) or a hole to fuck. That is way more then what most people get.

Make a 50 item must-do list. Then try to do half.

Eat ass. Get fucked. Be a degenerate for a little. Truly live like #Yolo.

before you hang yourself watch porn for a last time

It isn't that low quality, you look pretty good. Killing yourself would be such a waste. Also this

Have a group of big black dude use you like a fuck toy

Checked do it op

break the score and kill yourself within 2 months

this

Pick a fight with a lion in a zoo and just take a butter knife with you.
If you're gonna die, that's okay.
But if you'll win, you'll always be the user who has beaten a lion with a butter knife

lost

A covience store imp once said he must be on pcp

>I'm going to kill myself
Every fucking day.......

God said, and it was good

Who gives af if it's out of his money range, he's killing himself.


Get a huge load out and do this shit. I use to rail coke snd pills of hoes asses and back when I was a pill dealer before rehab. Hoes out here will do anything for just a 5mg perc no lie lmao imagine what you can get from her for sharing an 8ball with a professional hoe? Cos they all do drugs all in the sex business do

Casino is a good idea.

Drain every credit card into crypto, just put it in ether or lte or something. Then sell all of it. Drain your bank account. Sell anything you can. Gamble every single thing you have on something. It'll likely not work out but if it does you have a reason to live or the funds to go nuts for a bit before you do it.

Why put off till tomorrow what you can do today?

ok

Because I don't want to live?

Well yea, people kill themselves everyday.

kek

That isnt really a reason. I am going to assume you have been on hormones for less than two years and you feel like you will never reach your goals, how far off am I? If so relax you will turn out fine.

i hope you die very painful.

you should get yourself a dictionary you fucking idiot.

Nice nips. Would play with tiddies, 8/10

Try to find God

mimimi have no girl, need to kill myself.
thanks to all you fags offing yourself so i dont have to deal with all you betas on a daily basis.

Thats not the reason why I want to die.

I'm sure it will be very painful for a moment. So your wish will be granted.

If her problems are lifestyle, she's half your age and you expect her to do something stupid, don't you thnk she will kill herself too?

Look, your suicide is nice and all but most of us are here for the nudes, post some more.

have you tried becoming a hooker for a little while? good money and since you already feel worthless might as well do it

Buy winrar or donate money to something you believe need it more than you

Ok, well, we are here for the nudes, but, if you will an hero'ed yourself, can, please tell me why? and elaborated it beyond "I don't wanna live"

i really like this.

where'r you from OP?

Give me ur Snapchat and send me sexy pics of my choosing

remember me in the moment of death, if pain level rises beyond your limits, i will release you.

Don't just play it, you have to beat it. Only then can you an hero.

Well no one requested anything so I just assumed no one wanted nudes.