/f1/ Formula 1 General - Doggo Edition Vol. II

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> Season standings:
1. Sebastian Vettel 43 points
=. Lewis Hamilton 43 points
3. Max Verstappen 25 points
4. Valtteri >Bottas 23 points
5. Kimi >Räikkönen 22 points

>News
Honda tests new engine in Bahrain

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Shitshield

Dogs are for needy losers.

anime desu

>bottas behind amx, 20 points behind his teammate and only 1 point ahead of washed up gimi
d r o p p e d

Jesus Bottas get your shit together. Dropped an easy podium there lad

Miss me Mercedes

6th for Gimi wins

I heard you like dogs

We're going to have a problem, I fear

If it doesn't happen again, as in a shit-tier low speed spin, then I think we can let it slide.

the call that saved mercedes

>6th

>Finland always slower than intended

I'm not good at math

we eurobeat now

Cats
>relaxed
>clean
>go to F1 tracks to chill and watch the race
>the NEET of the animal kingdom

Dogs
>bark all the time
>eat their own shit
>go to F1 tracks, run around on the track causing chaos, then get run over
>the attention whore of the animal kingdom

Cats are based as fuck
Dog are absolutely disgusting

baku really did welcome all of us then

A chubby cat is a happy cat. Say nice things to a fat puss if you see one today

>nigel_mansell_1995.gif

>you'll never be too fat to fit into a race car
On the other hand do need chocks for the pedals when go karting

DELETE THIS

I can see how this would've saved Jules.

Damn that's a good save

And it shows you that Bottas' mistake wasn't all that bad. I think these cars are much easier to slide/spin than the last ones - there was lots of slipping and sliding at Barcelona testing.

Maybe it's because the higher downforce lulls them into thinking lots of grip is available, but then they forget when they're driving at low speeds that such grip isn't available? I don't know.

Baku cat best cat

>it keeps getting worse
One day you will realize I am right about the halo. Yes it's fuck ugly but look at the alternatives they are pushing for. They will eventually accept one of them. Better halo than a glass that will kill the visibility and cause crashes or a closed cockpit.
If it's not broken, don't fucking fix it. Fucking Bernie


Well desu it could've saved Massa's head. He was extremely lucky.

Hülkenberg spun fucking three times during the race, but got zero criticism for it

the drivers say that these tyres give no warning when they completely lose traction, so if you're too aggressive on the throttle or carry too much speed into a corner you can spin instantly, with no chance of saving it

What about Barcellona's comfy cat?

>two full days until FP1

because hulkenberg has no future

That's not me tho.

O SHIT LADS

TURKISH GP INCOMING

remember to pay your daily respects to Erdoğan

>reverse image search
>3 hours ago
Wew. So he finally realized actively trying to kill tourism will kill the tourism.

no thanks

what is turkey?

And here I was thinking Liberty would get rid of the races in corrupt dictatorships.
Instead they seem to be adding more...

Based Liberty doing Trump's work to keep the roaches quiet

why even bother

just rename the german grand prix and have done with it

>drop race in one muslim dictatorship with zero spectators
>add three races in muslim countries, one of them a dictatorship, with zero spectators

WELL DONE LIBERTY

RIP AMX

AMEN! WELL DONE BAKU CAT!

Did he get caught fucking his sister?

Well done Baku!

WELL DONE BAKU

WELL DONE BAKU

""""""""European"""""""" Grand Prix

Pay debts.

Ok.

Lose weight

Ok.

Gain height.

Gain weight.

Eat more

stop being feckless, financially incompetent idiots

Ok.
Never.

BASED

Erdoroach will be BTFO soon enough but the Istanbul track is just too good to not drive there

Teams had a meeting discussing the shark fins.

Only two teams who wanted to keep them were Red Bull for aerodynamics and Force India because they already sold that sweet sponsor space.

can't wait to watch a race live in the home of my ancestors

>Red Bull

>mfw Horner was the paladin for banning them

RIP any remaining hopes Zandvoort had of F1 coming back to toothpasteland

Not so fast, my autistic, friend; didn't Liberty say they wanted some 25 races per season?
jamesallenonf1.com/2016/09/thoughts-on-the-2017-formula-1-calendar-expansion-to-25-races-in-long-term-vision/
f1fanatic.co.uk/2017/01/31/analysis-soon-can-liberty-start-changing-f1/
skysports.com/f1/news/12433/10608229/the-future-of-formula-1-could-f1-expand-to-25-races-in-the-future

as if anyone wants to go to a place filled with autistic amx fans

>wanting Zandvoort
>thinking Zandvoort will ever happen
>thinking Zandvoort is a good race track for modern F1
>thinking Zandvoort can logistically handle crowds of several hundred thousand toothpastes

Even Max himself said that Zandvoort won't happen and its a classic circuit but not suitable for modern F1 racing and he's actually driven the track with a F1 car

WHERES MY BERLIN AVUS?

...

Exactly, but that hasn't stopped the delusional Dutch authorities from commissioning an expensive, taxpayer-funded survey into the feasibility of hosting a Grand Prix again.

The future of Zandvoort

we could get rid of a few hundred thousand verstappen fans in the ensuing crush however

i say we do it. would clear things up around here anyway

>Implying they won't be all in America.

East Coast GP, West Coast GP, Indianapolis Special GP

Watkin's Glen, Long Bach, Indy?

I'm ok with that.

Port Imperial, a newely designed street circuit in San Francisco/Los Angeles and Indy, but in the MotoGP configuration

Kyalami when!?

fuck dogs and dog owners. it's a fucking epidemic over here

>tfw i want to have a cat but i'm allergic to cat-hair

Cat owners are literally cuckolds, the cat sees you as nothing more as the servant who gives it food and drinks.

Dogs are loyal and will mourn your death for months.

Susie's given birth lads

Today marks the 9 month anniversary of the last time Toto will be let out of his chastity cage

twitter.com/Susie_Wolff/status/851813786512175105

RIP Gio.

>Good news: We are pleased to inform that Pascal Wehrlein will be back in the car as of the #BahrainGP!

twitter.com/undefined/status/851812768219115521

>Get two Tenrecs a month ago because the missus is allergic to cats and dogs and wants a pet
>wtfthisisn'tapet.bmp
>play with them for an hour or so every night, let them climb us and get used to our scent
>both races have been early morning comfy times so we've taken them out and they've slept cuddled up while we watched
>walk past their cage last night, round about the time we normally interact with them, one of them is making constant high pitched squeaks
>gf freaks out, takes vid and sends it the lady we rescued them from
>turns out the little shit is just excited to come out and play

Tenrecs are surprisingly based.

APOLOGISE

Dunno why the linked fucked up.

get a hairless cat

>blue heart

I guess she's >implying a boy.

>inb4 nepotism tier F1 driver in 18 years

My friend has cats and one of the fuckers ALWAYS sleeps in his bed when he's not in his room. Makes him very mad, but he can live with it. If it's not so bad, do it.

Cats are autists. They love you, but they can't show it. As long as you know how to communicate, they're not different than dogs. When they do bad stuff, and if you could teach, they will feel bad. When you yell, they will know why. And if you bonded nicely, they will never approach strangers despite liking them in your home. If you're hurt, they will even try their best take care of you like they do to other hurt cats.

Bonus points for not shitting/pissing in your bed on purpose when they're angry.

* a dog will eat you after your death

And probably cause it

the devil in animal form

Gio's career is now dead.

massive banked turns need to comeback asap

>dat flagpole
youtube.com/watch?v=sFcV7cWnSwA

Get a smaller dog then that you can boot over the fence if he tries shit like that

Announcement tomorrow:
>Wehrlein has unfortunately decided he is still not quite ready! Gotta be in tip top form to get in the car after all! Better play it safe and go with Gio again!

Nah, you want Lingotto lad

>rooftop track
>Fiat

Can't be very safe with all that oil on the track.

>working retail part time
>huge ass pit strolls around with chubby lady owner
>female coworkers all cheer for the too cute doggo
>i can barely hide my redpill about pits being the niggers of the dog world
>got in mandatory argument for not liking the fact that he had other clients' children nearby, fearing it might snap
>user what's wrong with you, they are the best dogs in the world
>meanwhile rekt pitbull videos play in front of my empty eyes

why are women (and most men) so naive about wildlife danger and its crucial role in our existence on this planet. What the fuck could I do to redpill the fuck out of them, spout statistics like an autist?

future WDC right here

>tfw you'll never race cars on the roof of the factory

This. My cat and I are buddies because I learned her language. Cats don't exist to lick your ass like dogs, they can enjoy your company though.

>RIP Gio
good riddance. the very definition of a meme driver.

will he be be cucked again this weekend boys?

Couldn't agree more. It says a lot about someones personality if he/she likes cats more than dogs. I don't understand these ((((people))))

>will he be be HUMILIATED again this weekend boys?

FTFY

>terroni
>doing anything right ever
not surprised tbqh fammalam

>When it rained in 2014, Vettel was always faster than Ricciardo

really makes you think

Why are you still trying to push a retarded agenda, faggot?