>make song in tribute to Beach Boys
>sample their abusive, psycho father in it
Brian Wilson didn't die at Christmas 2017 for this
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Make song in tribute to Beach Boys
>hold them up at gun point
keep cranking them beach boys
Fucking hell Rivers no. NO!!!!
Rivers is what happens when a poptamist is trapped inside a body of a late 90's alt rocker
Another Dumpster fire album.
WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME
Is that an edited frame from Manchester by the Sea?
KEEP CRANKIN THEM BEACH BOYS
>this is the man that helped to write Feels Like Summer
Is Rivers aiming for the Jersey Shore audience?
Imagine if kurt cobain had lived and got clean, and like every post in utero album got increasingly top 40, and like eventually there was a nirvana album that was like featuring pitbull and was about how great it is to be rich and famous and live in Beverly hills
Thats weezer
I hate when people add the word like for no reason
it's a common filler word bro, like calm down
The typography in that video is heinous
>not giving Rivers a squirt of Axe Body Spray
>tfw we're going back to this Weezer
Fuck you Rivers
>not rocking out with Weezer and the most reliable and most affordable name in mutual insurance
I would think this a very well executed parody until the vocals
>that shitty R&B groove
>Weezer playing literally anything other than Pixies meets the Cars meets KISS whiny nerd rock monster cock rock guitar solos
Rivers will die this year
Rivers cumo is honestly an enigma to me. His fan base begs him to make music like he used to, but he keeps making like really shitty pop music. I dont know who for. Rivers is like 40 right? What is he trying to accomplish with all this shit?
The obvious thing weezer needs to do is apologise for all the garbage they made. And re do songs from the black hole as a fan gift.
here's hoping
he is literally insane
but in a super uncool way
I'm convinced that rivers is doing some sort of performance art here
dubs confirmed
If we look at weezer as a whole, this is their "form", their shitty output greatly out weighs their good stuff
He's crazier than a snake's armpit. I have no doubt it's gonna come out that he's a rapist or a murderer or something one day
Is this the worst song they've ever made?
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These are bad, but not as bad as this beach boys mess
ok this might be worse
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They have honestly made worse. This is some bland radio pop compared to the complete shit they put on rattitude or beverly hills.
People who weren't there or werent fans since the beginning dont even know the sadness of seeing like this semi hip alt rock band slowly descend into 9th circle of poptamist hell.
At this point i think rivers just need to make money to pay off a boat he bought or some shit
Im sensing a 4.5 to 5.0 from p fork and a not good or light 4 from the melon incoming
Imagine if 20 years from now raditude achieves cult status just like pinkerton
oh fuck
rip in pepperoni mykel and carli, if there is afterlife im sure you are disgusted with what weezer has become too
holy fucking hell
Why do you need a filler word when you're typing, like, you fucking idiot?
Do you think uhhhhhh Obama uhhhhhh types his uhhhhhh speech uhmm impediment?
>weezer haven't made a good album since pinkerton
damn
depressed rivers was so kawaii
Reminder EWBAITE is their worst album.
Is literally anything worth listening to other than the first two albums?
Loads of great material out there, just they normally don't make it on the albums for some reason. Try the early b sides, and songs from the black hole. Also there's a great album in Red if you swap out all the other members contributions for the songs on the deluxe edition (Mrs.Sweeney, Pig) etc
he's almost 50
who has that image of rivers dressed up asa girl?
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>getting rid of Automatic
garbage
Are we aiming for high word counts on here?
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what
Dennis drowned himself so he could never hear this shit
white album was a lot better but still not great
MY FATHERS
GONNA HURT ME
GONNA HURT WHEN YOU DESSERT ME
>Good albums:
Blue
Pinkerton
Green
Maladroit
EWBAITE
White
>Bad albums:
Make Believe
Red
Raditude
Hurley
Pacific Daydream?
This. Automatic was the only non-rivers Red song that was good. It was actually one of the best on the album. But yeah, if a few of those bonus songs had been on the album proper it could have been better.
Hilarious, but I was hoping for more abusive psycho samples.
I demand explanation NOW
green and maladroit are shit
>Good
Blue
Pinkerton
EWBAITE
White
>Mediocre
Green
Maladroit
>You tried
Red
Hurley
>God awful
Make Believe
Raditude
Pacific Daydream will likely end up here as well.
Is this supposed to be two young artists who appear to ascend their listeners to Valhalla only to end up dropping them mid-flight and have them crash down to earth upon disappointment of their later work (or lack thereof)?
Hurley was better than Green faggot. Fight me BITCH
Green is mediocre with maybe 2 or 3 standouts. Only O Girlfriend is a truly great song though. However, Maladroit is one of their best. You need to go back and listen again.
Top Tier
Blue
Pink
Middle Tier
White
EWBAITE
Maladroit
Green
Shit Tier
everything else
Every Weezer album has at least 2 or 3 good songs though, even on Raditude which was the absolute nadir
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i had this back in middle school. smelled like shitty leather.