Thanks for buying me lunch user, want to help me with my summer transfer list?

>thanks for buying me lunch user, want to help me with my summer transfer list?

Wat do?

sell: rooney, mata, herrera, de gea

buy: enzo pérez, di maría, funes mori, icardi

play more rojo and romero

Sell Ashley Young, Rooney, Smalling and Jones

Buy Greasyman, Verrati and any competent CB

Uuuh what's our budget again?

Buy Messi.

Uhh, where is the money for the lunch, Jose?

>Ashley Young
>Jones
Both are good squad players and specially Young can be used in basically every position.

>Limitless user, this is Man United we're talking about.

Eat shit

Young is getting older and really won't have a dedicated role down the line. Jones is injured all the time

Well, that's the point about squad players. Young is the perfect guy to have around no matter what happens, and probably doesn't expect too much playtime either. Unless he wants to go, it seems silly to sell him. It's not like money matters for United or like he would be worth more than 5-10 mio.

Just ask Pogba and Ibra.

sell mkhitarian
buy javier pastore

there i just won you a title

Buy Saul Niguez and Harry Kane

Forget Griezmann, he's a meme

Float some hastag ideas.

>#Ronback
>#littlePeaback
>#Giggsyback
>#Januback
>#Berbaback

Why would he want Hary Kane? To forever suck in E/CL competitions?

How many players have got you leaving already?

Just buy some shitty meme players and hope that Arsenal choke again.

>we're going for the title, user

He's a pure #9 with a proven track record in the Premiership

Griezmann honestly feels like another flop in the making. He's good but I don't think he'd work in this United team

He's a three season wonder, wouldn't make it in a big team

>a three season wonder

>what is sarcasm

>a proven track record in the Premiership
Where memes like Lukaku look good. Kane is no way near the quality a team that wants to advance in CL needs.

Saul is a good idea though. It's weird how little attention he gets.

>42.612.148 - 42.610.131
>still investing in players instead of refs

this is why nobody will ever be able to challenge almighty Buyern

why not just ask him to manage Argentina

Sell Rooney, Lingaard (100k a week what the fuck), Jones, Darmian

Buy Alli, Trippier, and Reus

Deliever Rooney and Rooney alone for free to pic related.

Buy for 200 millions Herrera, Boly, Layun, Corona, Depoitre and Sérgio Oliveira to pic related

Fair deal

>enzo pérez, di maría, funes mori
Hello there, Aimar!

I guess you're a Porto fan, would you actually want Rooney? What position?

Usual forward. Just to give some maturity to FC Porto. We are full of naive kids.

Anyway, now seriousl, you should buy the players I listed. They are really good. Ask anyone

Buy Vincent Kompany pls i want to see him play for the real manchester

>reus

>play
You mean getting injured in the tunnel?

Buy Nerman of course Jose, he could play as wing back as well as a backup dancer for your faggot son. XDD

Griezmann is too talented to fail. He's also a very hard worker so Mou's morbid football wouldn't be a culture shock to him.

>42.612.148 - 42.610.131

I see what you did there