Rate me

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1-sexy af
10-so ugg

99

10.

Fat, dicklet, hairy.

thanks brah, that's 99 times 1, thanks!

ben / 10

Looks like an undercooked sausage roll from Gregg's.

That's gotta be sexy then!

Solid 0.7/10 inches

Are you circumcised, but so fat that your shaft skin rolls over your glans?

6.3" when hard
hellyeah brah..
You lovey the tubby?

Prove it.

Would mount the sow/10

u wanna see my hrd weenie

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Drag on society.

Short life span.

High blood pressure.

Diabetes.

Knee problems.

Limited employment opportunities.

Disappointment to their family.

from 1 to 10?

dude you're not even on that scale, you broke it when you stepped on it

iam pur sexy

OP, has your obesity lead to any type of chronic pain? Do your joints hurt or do you get tightness in your chest?

Go to the drug store and get a blood glucose meter and check that shit. I'll bet you are pre-diabetic. Get a blood pressure cuff too.

Start using a knee brace now.

Also, start smoking cigarettes, please.

Everyone you work with calls you the smelly guy because you sweat to much and can wipe properly.

1 Numero unoooooooo!

Sexxxyyy as fuckkkkKKKKK!!! I would love to have that sweet cocklet in my mouth right now, sucking it until he cummmmssss! And I love feeling the soft warm body of a naked big man pressed up against mine. My cock is getting hard right now thinking about it! Mmmmm! SWEET!