Juventus - Barcelona match thread

Starts in one bong
Lineups below

2nd for based Higgy

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>3 at the back
>one of them is Mathieu

wrong logo pal

Will Nerman score

>no gomes
Ready to die, Jewentus?

It's Buffon's year, la.

How many more bintangs till kickoff?

its over senpai

hope they will choke both but that's unfortunately not possible

do it for Gigi

>Alba in the bench

2-2

What did they mean by this?

We are all rooting for Juventus of Turin, right?

*wins the CL*
>le big stronk Croat > Sergi the twink
>Johnny Square > Jeremy 'Two packs of cigs a day keeps a spot in the starting 11 away' Mathieu

MERDE!

SERIE B SERIE B SERIE B SERIE B SERIE B SERIE B SERIE B SERIE B SERIE B SERIE B SERIE B SERIE B SERIE B SERIE B SERIE B SERIE B SERIE B SERIE B SERIE B SERIE B SERIE B SERIE B SERIE B SERIE B SERIE B SERIE B SERIE B

MERDE! FORZA MESSI

Which of these two is the least corrupt?

Remember when Juve got relelgated

yes

Reminder that Vierchowod was GOAT

>Jeremy 'Two packs of cigs a day keeps a spot in the starting 11 away' Mathieu
Ya

Meh... they both have good teams. I am rooting more for Monaco and Lester

where is Reggina nowadays?

>Barca going 3-4-3
>Mathieu

No, I hate barca but can never forgive juve for corruption. Friendship is cancelled for tonight

Who /HolyAlliance/ here

No we're not. Fuck Jewventus.

Allah wants us to watch this game

FORZA JUVE!
Gloryhunters unite for the Old Lady!

Matthew "Marlbolo" didn't even went to Italy, fucking braindead retards

Holy alliance of shit right there. mainly because of Juve.

2-0 Higuain, Cuadrado

Who will choke harder, Higuain or Barcelona?

FOZZA INDA!

Pretty much every title Juve have won after this is invalidated by their cheating. They can't be trusted anymore.

M-m-m-m-me

>watching this borefest over Dirtmund-Monaco

for what reason?

Are those Juve/Manchester United turn jerseys?

>£100m for the fat andy carroll

What did they mean by this

Because the Dortmund match might not even happen at this rate.

I get that marchisio is still not in the best form after that knee injury but if jewentus really want to have a chance they should sub him on at half time, desu.

Because Barca

AY FATTY BUM BUM

Didn't Barcelona rape Juventus just 2 years ago in the final, 3 or 4-0?

I'm rooting for Jj

Barca haters are so delusional

sad!

no one gets killed here

I'll allow it for this two weeks.
Fuck Spain.

Oh yeah, car explosion?

>The call that fixed every match in Serie A

>mathieu at left back having to deal with cuadrado
>jordi alba on the bench

*teleports behind you*

3-1

>two relevant European powers... and Juventus

>4 centrebacks

tactical mastermind

>no Gomes

an even match it is!

I bet on 2-1 Juve on this match, Barcelona to go through at Camp Nou (once again dependent if Gomes doesn't start)

*"Your fucking dead, kiddo"*

>this is an elite player in Italy

LMAO

Based Chelseabro

this on any news sites yet? I haven't seen anything?

We're going to rape you like my uncle Girolamo when I was 8, Farşa

*the call that saved the Champions League*

Nevermind, just saw Mathieu is playing. That's 1 or 2 free goals to Juve, so i'll go with 3-1.

Will be 3-4-3 with Mascherano in midfield.

Couldn't pick just one team to bandwagon?

Had to pick a few so when one loses you can claim to be fan of the others this week

Barca 3-1 Juve
Jsut like 2 years ago wahey

>replying to yourself

>chelshit
>european
>power

How different does Juventus approach Barcelona as compared to a Mourinho side like Inter where he would deploy players to mark certain Barca players?

>One Higuain goal, you heard me right

>The piece of shit with a dead wife that fixed every match in La Liga

streaming tbqh:

streams.notahoneypot.me

Ok, faggots, what do you want tonight? Stop fucking wasting my tame

Basically Juve will let them score and lose as any second tier team in europe does

can't wait to see the empty space in the stands and the rest not chanting beacause MUH FLAGS

What is there to fix?

It's Real vs. Literally Who

or Barca vs. Literally Who

why do Juve have so many central midfielders that aren't really central midfielders

>turkey
>european

>He doesn't bandwagon one team from every league

"The prophecy, it shall be preceded with"

Monaco beat the shit out of dirtmund

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>traded his hair in a deal with the devil

Win guaranteed la'

Leave Uefalona to me

just wait until next year blud

The call that saved Lucho.

I'd love to see another Juventus squad like the one they had in th e late 90's. Montero, Del Piero, Ferrara, Peruzzi, Di Livio. Now they all are absolute faggots, except from Gigi.

Khedira and Pjanic are CMs though, just typological opposites (workhorse and playmaker), Marchisio is something between. Sturaro, Lemina and Rincon are just bench fodder

because they started the season to play with 3-5-2, now they're playing with 4-2-3-1 (it's more of a 4-4-2 tho) and most of the midfielders are useless now

Allegri plays 8d chess where he plays defensive mids on the wings m8, don't try to understand it. Just let it flow over you

Haven't you seen the Liga this year? Barcelona game has gotten so shit that the usual steals actually are getting points from them, and Madrid is so fucking shit that they still need massive help to win against those nobodies

Serie C or D i dont remember

>faggots
>implying Dybi isn't alpha stud

stream where

Chiellini has more grit than even Montero

it's just kind of fucked up how it actually works though

Reminder that Mathieu is Barcelona's second fastest player.

it's time

Everyone talks about Guardiola's hipster shennanigans, but Allegri's memes are 100% functional