When should I kill myself ?

when should I kill myself ?

try holding your breath enough time

>when should I kill myself ?

When it it would the most grief, and anguish to those closest to you. I recommend blowing your head off on the dance floor of your sister's wedding reception, after screaming "YOU LUCKY CUNT! DADDY NEVER LAID A FINGER ON YOU!"

Sauce?

the sooner the better

5 minutes ago

^

After the next presidential election when Trump does not get reelected. Make sure you tell the news First!

/thread

Christmas Eve, Rockefeller center New York by the tree, Ill be there. shoot yourself and Ill run around screaming you told me a bomb was planted somewhere in NYC but you didnt tell me where.

Christmas eve or new years, just because they have meaning to me and I don't want to be alone on them again except for my current gf who I don't care about.

When there's a lot of infidels around you, make sure to do it with a explosion, the bigger the better

This made me laugh a lot harder than it should have.

Come on man!

You're suicidal and you don't even see the bright side!? Fuck I wish I was suicidal. Shit would get real after that. After accepting that Im going to die anyway, what do I have to lose?

You know what user, buy a gun, a plain ticket to the Middle East, a shit load of supplies and charge it to your credit card (that debt won't matter if you're dead).

Start hunting down terrorists fucking killing them and letting that course of action decide when you die.

The most important part of an hero is BECOMING an hero. Go big or live on pussy

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New year's day.

The day you manage to fit 3 cocks in your bumb bumb

talk is cheap

>Reddit spacing

yesterday

Only someone from reddit would know what that spacing looks like

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so what you newfag?
get a life

I'd suggest trying to overcome the sadness, but then again this is Sup Forums....
hope you do the right thing user, the thing that doesn't kill you

lmao, you seem way to emotionally invested into this my dude. Suck a dick and hukuna your tatas

after you give us the sauce

this fucking dude
you are the reason why Sup Forums is ruined
go watch trap porn you cuck

Quit staling, SAUCE

Excel at work and climb the ladder to a top paying position, find a girl you can call the love of your life, raise a couple great kids to junior high age, buy a big house and build a true place to call home with vehicles and toys to spare....

...and on your 50th birthday you invite your closest loved ones...friends...family... colleagues... and you say to them:

"Had I done it in my 20's, you'd have wrote me off as a failure at life. Behold my accomplishments, and behold my personal investment it's nothingness."

you then blow your head off, a winner.

YES MA'AM!

keep going man. Not even the same user but fuck your mad