I bought this fleshlight today

i bought this fleshlight today

anyone else got one?

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Yeah

its great, feels like the real thing, Except, you know-

without the ass against your waste, the weight of a girl on you, and all the other great things about having sex with another human being

Tenga Flip 0

Has factors better than pussy
but the scent of the pussy and the warmth is missing :l

I have a cheaper pocket pussy thing that I've used for literally years and it still feels great.

How are the actual fleshlights though? Is it closed off at the other end btw?

Also, don't forget the breathing, moaning, and the lack of loneliness.

Nah, the other end is an asshole unit. both are great

I have a wife.

Enjoy your toy, natural selection at its finest.

Oh gotcha, so do the asshole ones feel better/different?

I love real anal stuff, but I never cared to get an anal fleshlight since I figured the inside would basically just be a straight tube with no ribbing.

ok

I bought my pocket pussy while with my gf.

You get the perfect control of masturbating (where you know exactly what feels good at that moment) with it feeling like a pussy rather than your hand.

Yes. I also worked at a sex toy shop. Here is how to take care of your toy:

1. Use only Water-based lubes. If you use oil-based or silicone based (including hybrids), then it'll deteriorate the flesh light from the inside out and make it useless in less than three months.
If you're bitching about how water-based lubes dry up too quickly, just put some warm water back on your penis/toy and it'll revitalize the lube for a while longer.

2. Use toy cleaner to clean it. Don't use soap and water. Toy cleaner is designed to not leave a residue. Also, clean it before and after every use.

3. Get a flavor injector, and fill that with water to use to flush out the inside when cleaning it. You can just stick it under running tap, however the flavor injector without the needle is way more effective.

4. When you're done using it, apply fine corn starch to it in order to extend its softness/pliability. It's just as good as the powder they sell in the store. Make sure you clean it thoroughly before use, or risk fucking clumps of corn starch. That's what the flavor injector is for.

That's about everything I remember about fleshlights. Keep up the above and you'll make your fleshlight last for years.

I had the stamina training unit throughout my college days. It was awesome. I didn't warm it up beforehand most of the time because after a couple minutes the friction of fucking it warms it up. That being said, letting it sit in a sink full of hot water for 5 mins and then using it feels so good.

I never bothered with any of that fancy cleaning shit is talking about. After I came in it I just took it to the sink, put the water on full blase and stick the pussy right over the faucet like a water balloon. Flushes it right out, maybe do an alcohol wash every week or so just to really kill any germs in there. Mine lasted me years.

yeah, the Stoya model.

Ya that dude puts too much effort into this shit. I own a $25 pocket pussy that's lasted me 4 years and counting and all just wash with soap and water

was gonna get that but pink cherry didnt have it anymore and it was more expensive direct from fleshlight. only bought the stu because it was 80 bucks shipped & taxes in with a huge bottle of lube for black friday

My Stoya was on sale from a UK company so hence I bought it, plus was on a Stoya binge. Used to have a Sasha Grey pussy & ass, shit was cash but I fucked it to a point it fell apart, it even had pubic hair.

You need more lube to get your dick in but if youre into anal its great

Post a video of you using it. I don't care if you're ugly or if your dick is too small, just do it and I'll fap to you.

Yeah enjoy everything else she comes with like restricted freedom, consistent financial responsibility, emotions and irrationality

i dont have it but heres my cock :)

That being said, the STU actually did work- The first time I got laid after using it, I lasted like 5 times longer. Its amazing what consistency can do

>Has one, lifelong sexual partner
>plays the natural selection card

Top kekkle

what a pretty dick

Not good enough. I gotta see fake pussy being plowed if I wanna get my dick up.

:)

link to this actual fleshlight? Was thinking about getting one.

pinkcherry.ca/pink-lady-stamina-training-unit

jesus how old are you

19 but those are from when i was 18

They sell it on the official fleshlight website for way less, why tf would you buy that one? lol

uh no they dont

at least not in canada

Oh, didn't see it was Canadian, nvm it's the same

what is it on fleshlight.com? it wont let me see, just keeps redirecting to .ca

link to this website?

I got 3 sleeves

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I bought one before I went on a business trip so I wouldn't buy escorts. I ended up fucking it every morning and night, after using it for 2weeks I left it in the hotel laundry shoot. I'm not even mad bruhhh

10/10 not joking either

looks like fun!
now im excited

boyvid videos/robin-quinn-femboy-very-first-time-with-fleshlight/

whats it like being rich

It's great.

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i wanna see you cum

this thread went from gay to fucking flaming real quick

I get turned on by imagining that every time a man cums, he does so with the intent to breed. I like to think that he's trying to actively knock up the fleshlight, spilling his seed without realizing that's he's being tricked into wasting his fetile load on a surrogate mate. Like, because his cock can't tell the difference, neither can the man hmiself.

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Boo, no creampie.

Nice smooth cock. I would suck on that all day.

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love your balls in this one

99% of loads are never to breed

just for pleasure baby thats what makes it beautiful

Somebody tried using a Fleshlight with a condom on ?
I think i will because it means less cleaning

thanks

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I got this one a few months ago , 3 in one lol

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I know that, I'm just saying it'd be hot if they only ever came as if to breed.

Ive got one, feels nice, i cum in 5 mins. Cleaning is a bitch thoe.

>Condom first
nigga why

play Cock Hero to edge up your stamina

easy cleanup

Cock hero? elaborate on that man, im highly interested.

get some lube and stroke to the beat - pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph58a782882a417

>stroke to the beat
And just edge myself?

pretty much, some are harder than others

Yeah it's aight but actual sex is better

my only 2 toys

I just got the blowjob toy and it's fucking amazing for only $15