Walking into your bedroom and see this, WDYD?
Walking into your bedroom and see this, WDYD?
fuck the living shit out of the qt
Take a picture and post on Sup Forums asking what my dumb virgin ass should already know.
Hand her an apple and suggest a diet
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Ask Quixquay if he'd hand me a harpoon.
Tits running away from each other. One of my least favorite looks.
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Call the fuckinh cops and tell them theres a hippo on my bed
You mean Queequeg ,illiterate
she says "I just want to suck you off, then I'll leave." No?
Got more or kik ?
Do a 360 and walk out
Kick that herp infested whore the fuck out.
what
Every guy here would absolutely either fuck her or accept a BJ in a hypothetical situation I think....me I'd invite a few of my friends over, gangbang her and film it, then post it here.
That bitch will not ruin my proud status as a virgin. Secondly STDs are bad.
Bring Solo and the Wookiee so they can all suffer for the outrage.
Shit replied to myself by accident but as I said that bitch will not ruin my proud status as a virgin. Plus STDs are bad
assume she's clean, it's a hypothetical dude, have some fun with it
STDs are why God invented penicillin.
Cum buckets into her left nostril
ha there you go!
4 letter word rape
She looks cold....eggs. lots of eggs...the build kind
I would make passionate love to her in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
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Tip fedora
>Turn 360
>Walk away
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