Walking into your bedroom and see this, WDYD?

Walking into your bedroom and see this, WDYD?

fuck the living shit out of the qt

Take a picture and post on Sup Forums asking what my dumb virgin ass should already know.

Hand her an apple and suggest a diet

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Ask Quixquay if he'd hand me a harpoon.

Tits running away from each other. One of my least favorite looks.

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Call the fuckinh cops and tell them theres a hippo on my bed

You mean Queequeg ,illiterate

she says "I just want to suck you off, then I'll leave." No?

Got more or kik ?

Do a 360 and walk out

Kick that herp infested whore the fuck out.

what

Every guy here would absolutely either fuck her or accept a BJ in a hypothetical situation I think....me I'd invite a few of my friends over, gangbang her and film it, then post it here.

That bitch will not ruin my proud status as a virgin. Secondly STDs are bad.

Bring Solo and the Wookiee so they can all suffer for the outrage.

Shit replied to myself by accident but as I said that bitch will not ruin my proud status as a virgin. Plus STDs are bad

assume she's clean, it's a hypothetical dude, have some fun with it

STDs are why God invented penicillin.

Cum buckets into her left nostril

ha there you go!

4 letter word rape

She looks cold....eggs. lots of eggs...the build kind

I would make passionate love to her in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

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Tip fedora
>Turn 360
>Walk away

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