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I am not a serial killer.
Somebody validate me that this isn't a mean thing to say to a suicidal person who wants to be friends with you again.
>tfw no Russian gf
How could you not be validated by those trips?
It wasn't really a mean thing to be said, if you meant it then it's just the truth. Hopefully they work on themselves instead of using it as a reason to feel bad for them self .
4 means death in Chinese.
Thanks, user. Just trying to reassure myself because some things sound worse to others than yourself.
Who cares what a bunch of street shitters think.
Worst case she kills herself
>be me
>a year ago
>come across this weird general called /cp/
>let's see what this is all about
>not really interested by the qt game
>it's fun to hear about you anons' qt stories though
>create an account to brush up on my English
>make a nice profile with a lot of details and pics of my comfy hometown
>look like the average Frenchman
>soon messages from qts start flocking
>holy_fuck_that_was_unexpected.jpeg
>begin talking with that top conservative qt from Ireland
>says she likes my world view
>send each other entire walls of text on a daily basis
>after a month of talking, she suggests why not visit her
>oh_fug_what_do_i_do.gif
>end up booking my plane ticket
>fast forward three months later i fly to Ireland
>qt is just like I imagined
>give good impression
>her parents really like me
>spend a lovely week in her town
>time_is_flying_by.mp4
>soon I'm back in France
>qt and I really miss each other
>tell her this really neat medieval festival will take place in my hometown
>her parents are worried about criminality in France
>phew_my_hometown_is_99%white.png
>they accept to let her come
>one month later she's here for a week
>do my best to show qt the finest places
>one night, cuddling again
>qt is shy and unexperienced
>after much comfy time
>first_kiss.jpg
...
Tell me if you'd like to hear more, lads, maybe there's a bad ending, maybe there's a good one, who knows :^)
Nooooo poor Russianon, pls tell me what's wrong
give me more
I forgot one line, on the first time I came to visit my qt, we didn't kiss or anything, only spent a few hours cuddling during my last night there. It's my first time green texting tbqh
>not plowing her throughout the week
it is what she wanted most likely
>5/6 of my last viewed are all fuckboys
shoo shoo homos
You did the right thing
I bet she's an uninteresting fake person and it was her fault that you stopped talking
/cp/, what's it like to have qts?
This site is a complete waste of time for those who can't allow themselves plane trips wherever they want whenever they want. What's the point of talking to some woman you probably won't ever see in your lifetime?
I know people met their interqts and all, but I am a Russian poortard and a trip abroad is a luxury for me.
is it worth to trip to russia?
If you want to experience a culture shock then yes
why shock? i just wanna go to st.petersburg my russian female friend told her city is not that poor and dangerous slum
come to America and be my gf instead
sorry i'm a girl(male)
>cuddling again, she is the little spoon
>qt is not too confident about her body
>too shy to let me play around with my hands underneath her shirt
>she pretends to resist a bit
>eventually gives in to the comfiness
>boobies.jpg
>spend the rest of the night innocently snuggling up against each other
>fast forward to the next night
>qt became addicted to kissing
>really gets into it
>widely kissing and holding onto each other
>still qt not yet ready to let me reach in her panties
>but we're both super horny at this point
>decide to get on top of her
>"I-I guess it's fine if we're clothed, r-right?"
>begin dry humping her
>spend a wonderful time, qt likes it
>says she'll let me play with what's inside her panties on her last night here
>omg_omg_omg_this_is_awesome.jpeg
>the next one or two nights consist of comfy vanilla kissing and cuddling
>the last day finally comes
>qt is worried about something
>ask her what it's all about
...
Should I continue ? :^) I only got one feedback from burgerbro on the first part, kind of makes me sad tbqh
Even if we wanted to that would've been impossible, her bedroom was right next to her parents' and the walls really thin. And in any case she was way too prude and inexperienced for anything, which is good !
keep goin
>And in any case she was way too prude and inexperienced for anything, which is good !
>not corrupting her within a week so she calls you daddy and wants your cum all over her
are you even trying?
Seconded
It wasn't mean but the way you phrased it was pretty autistic
because your beta story sucks
even if she didnt want penetration until her last night you could still lick her pussy and asshole on the nights before and make her suck your dick
Next time you greentext, type everything in advance and just post it
>be me
>5'10
>get bullied for my height
Not fair desu
Shit, don't tell me that man. Well she seems to think that she's not pregnant and won't go to the doctor now since she hates going to the gynecologist.
>tells me she thinks her period is coming a few days earlier than expected
>bloody_bleedy_waterfalls.avi
>qt and I are mad at mother nature
>oh well we had a fun week
>last night, going to bed
>at least nature cannot deny us cuddling and kissing
>after some comfy time, qt becomes agitated
>"a-user, I'd still like to give you a present"
>qt reaches inside my pants
>begins feeling around with he hand, not really knowing what she's doing
>"t-that's all i can give you for now"
>mfw prude qt begins to please me
>she has no idea how to do it at first so i suggest and whisper her lewd things
>quickly she becomes increasingly good
>begin to kiss qt while she's moving her hand
>she keeps going faster
>i_can_feel_it.webm
Soon followed by:
>goo_everywhere.jpg
>qt seems very satisfied
>still we're a bit sad i couldn't do the same to her
>spend the rest of the night talking about the future and cuddling
>turns out we won't be able to see each other for the next six months
>the next day, she's leaving at the airport
>will_we_survive_LDR?.mpeg
...
Would you like to know if we made it, or if all interqts stories are bound to fail ? :^)
75172289
I heartily kek'd at your post hahaha
I should have mentioned again that she lives in a very conservative household and I wasn't sleeping in the same room as her as a guest. It was risky but at least I got her to sneak on the last night. But even then, we had zero intent of doing lewd things, she's got a lot of self respect, otherwise she wouldn't be my qt :^)
t. Cr*atian turbo chad living on the Adriatic coast who thinks girls are all sluts because he shags them 24/7
My bad, I'll do that next time, especially since it takes forever to write!
God, these posts are so long and boring. Just jerk off to your fantasies.
REEEEE fine then, if you don't want to hear about your fellow anons, no more stories, but don't complain or ask for advice when you cry about qts not wanting to be anywhere near you.
keep writing frog.
>implying any of these internet qts matter
Try being 5"8
>he's not getting married with his interpals qt this summer
fucking pleb
wtf
how did you find my Inter pals
If more people want it I'll do so, but right now the burgertard made me want not to continue.
>have 5'3 boyfriend
>doesn't want to marry me, keeps taking me for granted, zero libido, currently forced to ldr, smokes and into drugs
maybe I should become the interpal qt
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>tfw no chinese gf
ignore him, he's just a fat lonely neckbeard.
>tfw no bf who would dominate me in bed
>look like the average Frenchman
maybe give an example of this because there's no way this happened if you just look average
probably he means having a long, oval horseface with a big, crooked nose and a large, fat lower lip
>tfw you haven't replied to your qts in weeks and they're starting to ask you if they did anything wrong
Pros:
>dress really well
>eloquent
>aesthetic jaw and neck
>deep voice
>speak three languages
Cons:
>brown eyes, but some qts like that
>5'9"
I'd say I am 6/10 in France, and a solid 7/10 when I go abroad. Plus I can fake my French accent, which most qts love.
Pic related, I look a bit like this man minus the beard, and my qt like the woman too.
Who is this fluid druid?
The Turkish user said she's a German coalburner apparently.
german coalburner
good morning /cp/
She thicc
>tfw she doesn't see my messages
>those sausage fingers
what's her username?
you a nog?
She's offline for 2 days now and didn't say a word.
>she's been online everyday and didn't say a word
>when she messages you 2 months later and tells you she met an "amazing guy :)"
It sucks to be ugly and boring.
Fuck my life
Message American girls, they are guaranteed to be more boring than you :^)
>implying I don't have other qts who are lewder
that's how I'm losing my Russian one desu
Why are they so boring senpai? Only Ukrainians and Germans are worse
Most American girls are so absorbed into Instragram, Twitter, Facebook, Snapchat and getting "white girl wasted" that you'd have a hell of a time finding common ground with them
Social media was a mistake
I will dominate you.
I'll tie you up in the bed, grab a knife, do little cuts in your stomach, suck your blood, spit the blood into your mouth and fuck you in the ass until you pass out.
Why do you hate sea mexicans so much
Its hard to be amused with regular girls, you ask them how they are, they answer and don't ask back.
I'm starting to belive I'm not the boring one, I'm just ugly and uninteresting
I don't hate them.
She or he just said that wanted to have a dominant bf and I said how much dominant I would be.
I messaged with 25 girls until I found the one that is like me and asks me stuff. And I'm not even good-looking.
I even asked her if I was being boring.
*views your profile back*
Someone post cat girls profile?
She doesn't have one
Then why does she post here?
Yeah she does.
Really?
No she doesn't.
Which one of you is this..
made her cream yesterday
he viewed me too
You posted her phone number..
She's already mine, just kidding.
He didnt even add her wtf. Why do such girls choose to associate with assholes
I'm tying an experiment. I just changed my location to the major city nearby. Curious to see if it gets me more views
>start talking to russian qt on whatsapp
>decide to send her a video panorama of my room
>she's impressed
>she starts suddenly talking about suicide and how she thinks about killing herself
>decide to check out her twitter and instagram on her profile
>she has 10k followers on twitter and is tweeting in russian about my room and includes screenshots from the video
i should fuck off, right? i'm just so lonely and very few of the russian qts flirt with me
AHAHAHAHAHA
Let me see those screenshots.
Nah, m8.
Just tell us her twitter handle :^)
does ">tfw no russian gf" guy wanna give me a hand with some of these translations?
>Heyдoбнo oбщaтьcя c aмepикaнцeм кoгдa ты пpocнyлcя yтpoм a oн тип тaкoй - я бyдy щa cпaть лoжитьcя
>пиздeц я зaвepeщaл кoгдa мнe aмepикaнeц cкинyл видeo cвoeй кoмнaты EБATЬ OHA БOЛЬШAЯ И ПPOCTO EBPO PEMOHT И БЛЯ ГИTAPA И БЛЯ ПЛAЧУ HAХУЙ
she made like 4 tweets but these 2 are the ones google translate needs help with
New found respect for my friend
>no qt to talk to all night and be nice to me and loving.
fuck
i'm going through her twitter now and she tweets a shit ton
she has a lot of artsy photos and some dumb kpop shit, but she also has some kinky photos of girls in bondage
only qts i've talked with about sex were super vanilla, this is pretty alluring desu
Keep dumping info please.
Is this her: twitter.com
Just noticed the followers.
So, that's not her.
Anyone else looking for her? Any tips?
dude chillax
that's some next level creepy autism
>he doesn't dox random sluts for fun
Why would he dox her?
So that she kills herself even faster?
>he doesn't get off on Russian QT's killing themselves for them
t. blue whale meme
is she good looking?
I already have mine feeling bad as shit.
She told me that last night she wanted to do something but didn't want to say.
She was probably take pills with alcohol.
decently
like a 6/10 i'd say
you can tell she doesn't really wear makeup though
Get her to cut herself and post pics
It's kinda of my number one fetish :/
I like her too much for her to do that desu