I am a senior engineer involved in a highly classified...

I am a senior engineer involved in a highly classified, multi-billion dollar project sponsored by the governments of the United States, China, Russia, and India. I have no doubt that this project will be made well known to the public some years from now, and will change the course of human history. But I beleive that it is my duty to share some of what we have uncovered with the world immediately. I can't say much more about the project itself, but I can tell you that what we have discovered has changed our entire understanding of physics, and has completely overturned our understanding of the nature of reality. Einstein's relativity and quantum mechanics are now able to be reconciled in a unified theory thanks to the revelations this project has uncovered. We are calling this monumental discovery, the piece of the puzzle that has been missing for so long, Log Theory. Log Theory states that there is nothing hotter than sucking a creamy log of shit out of Andy Sixx's asshole. His rich, fragrant log sliding effortlessly down ones gaping throat makes drowning in shit a fate one can only pray for. With a stomach full of hot logs I could die a happy man.

Logging in

Grow up

Fuck off Kaiba, your waifu is shit

Andy Sixx detected

we're coming for your logs andy

Mature, much???

Grow up

Grow up

Dubs

Grow up

The correct term is dubs logged*

Grow up

I'm a senior engineer too man check this shit out

And now you can go perpetually fuck yourself.

Checkem BOI

Correct term? Grow up

Grow up

Grow up

Will be able to watch porn thru it?

Thus, you just reproduced Tesla's free energy experiments based on harvesting the Expansion of the Universe energy that is a combined merger of the First and Second Laws of Thermodynamics. FYI, Rankine and Clausius were gay lovers that lead to the "piss argument" that lead to this "zero gain" thermo scene. Good to hear someone went beyond it. Working in Sandia or another AAO?

Rankine and Clausius Were Dani Filth streamers?

Dump

>Rankine and Clausius Were Dani Filth streamers?
They also played a mean game of snooker.

I HATE LOG THREADS SO MUCH, but that was a clever intro user.