Asked a stoner anything

Asked a stoner anything

Green text your first time, those are the best

>thinks being a stoner is something unique

go killurself kid

>be me, Amerifat, in Amsterdam
>Buy space cake
>eat space cake
>forget the entire night

Nein, Danke

Wow, what a story

Have you ever actually smoked weed more than once?

Is the 8th Grade hard for you?

whats a good recipe for hummus ??

When do you think you'll grow up to be a big boy?

Yeah, smoke every day
Damn, I'm an old 8th grader..

aka woke up in a denny's parking lot with a gaping asshole

Do you play video games if so which? and what?

Fuck man, I don't know, Imma Google it.

I play RTS/Turn-based Strategy and some RPGs. Mostly Total War (Napoleon), Age of Empires II, Skyrim and GTA V

Not quite I woke up aboard my ship and thought my room had a demon in it

Look up rimworld and play it u normal fag u can grow smoke leaf best game of the year

Some day daddy

How tf you find weed and shit, like what kinda ghetto ass place you gotta end up in

420 blaze it, lmao, high five bro

When are you graduating high school?

2013
Some Iranian guy at my college

make friends with any black person. All black people know somebody with weed, it never fails. Just prepare to get shorted or pay too much, they're infamous for that.

i don't smoke it, she is a beauty,
also, very versatile, could make superior bread, paper, rope, ... out of it

How old were you when u smoked weed for the first time?

Why are you so proud of smoking or eating a plant?

Kush or Haze?

both

at the same time

Does holding the smoke increases the effects?

Some weed every chance you get it will open your mind

You dont notice how many weedsmokers there are around you,until you start to smoke. People literally just start popping out of nowhere

Yes and no. The longer you hold it,the more you fuck up your lungs. But if you exhale as soon as you inhale,you wont get high. I hold it in for a 1-2 seconds and exale

Have you ever cooked while high? What did you cook?

...

What did (You) ask them?

Your bong. Post it.

Not him, but just talk to people with funny hair.

>snowboarders/skiers
>skaters
>rock climbers
>surfers
>people who go camping lots usually do it to go smoke up and do shrooms/acid
>anyone working in hospitality, a hotel/hostel or a kitchen/restaurant
>musicians, artists
>people chilling at the park with hula-hoops, poi and slack lines (they're friendly as fuck)
>go stay in a hostel for a weekend somewhere nearby and just ask around the other guests
>people who frequent music/folk/EDM festivals
>university/college students
>people smoking in the ally behind the pub on a friday night
>businessmen smoking a vape on their lunch break

Just don't be awkward and be friendly. 9 times out of 10 people are always looking for someone to share a joint with, and anyone that smokes knows someone that can get you some.

Ohhh, multilingual. So smart

>implying most of Sup Forums aren't stoners or have experience with weed

Anything?

Fucking this.

from stoner to stoner...what do you think? Its my first try, hope it works

How long do you anons stay high? And whats the best way to use weed? Joint/vape/bong?

Jays are good if you want to pre-roll a bunch for on the go, for smoking while walking or for sharing around with friends, but they're inefficient.

Bongs are great for at home, very fast way to top yourself up and fairly efficient, just not that portable or discreet.

Vapes are really efficient and good on your lungs, very stealthy too and not much smell (most vapes are designed to look business smart, lots of businessmen use them on their smoke breaks, at least in Canada). They just look homo as fuck though and few people will want to share a vape around.

Why do you only shave your left goose egg?

Dude wheres my car?

How's cheech doing you fucking waster ?