I am a senior engineer involved in a highly classified, multi-billion dollar project sponsored by the governments of the United States, China, Russia, and India. I have no doubt that this project will be made well known to the public some years from now, and will change the course of human history. But I beleive that it is my duty to share some of what we have uncovered with the world immediately. I can't say much more about the project itself, but I can tell you that what we have discovered has changed our entire understanding of physics, and has completely overturned our understanding of the nature of reality. Einstein's relativity and quantum mechanics are now able to be reconciled in a unified theory thanks to the revelations this project has uncovered. We are calling this monumental discovery, the piece of the puzzle that has been missing for so long, Log Theory. Log Theory states that there is nothing hotter than sucking a creamy log of shit out of Andy Sixx's asshole. His rich, fragrant log sliding effortlessly down ones gaping throat makes drowning in shit a fate one can only pray for. With a stomach full of hot logs I could die a happy man.
I am a senior engineer involved in a highly classified...
Jason Sullivan
Logan Diaz
>and India
We already invented the toilet tho
Cooper Cox
Sounds gay
Jonathan Nelson
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Wyatt Turner
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Jace Price
Sounds exactly like CERN.
Matthew Edwards
It's a time machine isn't it?!, you fucking Dick tick, cunt bucket, swashbuckling piece of nutty squirrel shit. Hurray!!!
Easton Wood
Logging in
Levi Evans
this thread again..
Anthony Morales
Grow up???
Juan Cook
Grow up
Angel Gonzalez
grow up...
Logan Wright
Grow up.
Brody Perez
grow up.
Jaxon Jenkins
Open cloth baby
Austin Butler
Grow up
Ian Thomas
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Kevin Reyes
Grow up...
Mason Gonzalez
GROW UP
Dominic Martin
repost
Jaxon Davis
lololololololol I'm ded. "Log Theory"
Qualityfag right here!
Robert Rogers
Dump
Jayden Adams
Dumping
Nicholas Myers
The cream...
Daniel Carter
So fucking hot...
Tyler Thompson
The steam...