Ask a British guy eating a sandwich anything

Ask a British guy eating a sandwich anything.

Mayo or no mayo?

what are you eating right now and where are you from

what kind of sandwich, ffs

How much of it is currently left?

No mayo. Hold the mayo.

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow carrying a coconut?

how could you let your capital city fall to foreigners

this difference is this time they didnt use weapons.

Why aren't you having a proper tea

Are you guys still at war with irland? I remember the news saying you guys were allways shooting eachother and them bombing you?

>irland
scandifag detected

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penis

3 questions:

1. are you british?
2. are you a guy?
3. what sorts of things can i ask you?

England, eating a ham sandwich

Ham.

Quite a bit.

idk but ur gay

Good question! They're awful and bring over their middle-eastern foods and no sandwiches.

Want to see you foreskin. No homo.

Soz, mate. Had no tea bags. Ran out of crumpets.

nobody gives a fuck about ireland.

if it was carrying a coconut it would not be unladen.

Opinions on the euro vs usd?
Also ham+bacon= ??

ha, this faggots ain't a britbong, britbongs know that tea is the evening meal

How much of it is currently left NOW? Wondering about your eating speed.

Here you go, babe

home-made or shop-bought?

Nahh. I'm a britbong. I drink tea stereotypical-ly on a regular basis. Grew up in a small town close to Manchester haha

shhh

USD > EURO

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I had four slices, one slice left.

Home-made. I prefer making sandwiches myself. Shop-bought sandwiches tend to be really shitty

Do you support your local football club or are you a bandwagon scumbag?

do you get off on your own accent?

fucking can't stand aussies for that

???

Oh no, eating is soon over then :(
Are you planning on eating something else after?

What are you eating?

congleton?

How hard is it to eat with jagged, crooked teeth?

Sainsburys do an awesome chilli chutney and brie sandwich tho

truth

I support Manchester United since I grew up around Manchester

Nah, the Londoners get off of their accent.

like when you're in NA do you put it on extra thick knowing that people will think you're cool?

having any chips on the side?
also what's your beverage or preferred beverage for a sandwich?

>congleton

Not too far away.

Ur mum is a nigger

Which part of Manchester?

Crewe?

why is british humor so boring and pretentious?

My mum was born in manchester

Do you unironically consider Manchester is 'the North'?

James, I told you to lurk, not post. Just wait till I see you at work tomorrow, I'm gonna twat you, you faggot

if every cell in our bodies is replaced every few years, how come tattoos persist ?

Because we know its the best and nobody else gets it

Nah. I don't really want attention for my accent haha.

yeah

I grew up in a place called Macclesfield, it's near to Manchester (kind of)

damn, you got me.

Leave or Remain?

yep, it's certainly improved here

leave nigga

>not supporting Macclesfield

You are part of the problem.

you don't look British

Fucking eiffelander, you get the twatting at work tomorrow instead of James now

Do you now realise how stupid you were to do that or are you still riding the 'I won' train?

What's your favourite Macc Lads song?

>ham
lol as if yuropoors are allowed to eat anything that would hurt terrorist feelings. The polish are the only good ones. the rest of you suck eu limp black dick

dont regret voting to leave , i knew (((they)))) would never let it happen though

It's like a giant-ass inside joke lol

Fuck, no. I consider it Midlands.

Leave, fuck the EU.

I am :(

your parents don't mildly autistic but look at you

sorry, i'm james' dad please stop contacting my son.

capitalism will prevail

the bob the builder theme

easy Pajeet, you'll soon be going home

>suck eu limp black dick
we broke up a year ago, didn't you hear?

fuck

Are you getting crumbs on you're keyboard?

ah, fuck i didn't answer these


a sandwich i think

kinda hard :(
is she fit tho fam

nah, no chips just a sandwich.
depends how i feel, monster energy if i'm tire,d pepsi if not.

>you're keyboard
I can tell somebody failed year 3.

>is she fit tho fam
For a 55 year old woman I think she's doing alright.

ah, nice. what's her BBM pin?

Manchester are pure scum. A load of criminals. Liverpool is where its at.

Fucked a lass in Macclesfield once. She was a lot fatter than was expected. Macclesfield was fairly nice, tho. Ample parking.

3

you're from crewe

Depends on what part you're in, really. It's all full of chavs but moss side is probably a place you should stay away from. Liverpool seems pretty nice, i've never been there honestly.

You got mustard on that sammich, or what?

Tonight, yes.

Same

Where and why?

nice trips
eh, mustard isn't really a favourite of mine. I got some good ol' butter.

why?

why the why???????

Nantwich, idk if you consider that apart of Crewe but it's not too far away. i'm visiting a friend

Lived in Nantwich for 4 years. Really nice place -- good pubs. Much better than London.

You going out drinking?

Nah. Too lazy.

Are you aware that pic related are Macclesfield's greatest cultural achievement?

(They should be the house band of Sup Forums t.b.h.)

No, its not part of Crewe

Though we go there to drink

Small world

"Sweaty Betty; she's got enormous tits... "

Yes, and yes they should be.

Ahh, rip. I considered it apart of Crewe since it's not too far away from here.

a few things

- what is your nationality
- what is your skin colour
- what is your blood type
- what is your credit card number
- are you gay
- do you have friends
- are you a virgin

See you at the boot and shoe in 15 minutes

Do british men really do this?

Heh. The Boot & Shoe. 117kg of food for less than a fiver.

nationality, i'm a really pale asian guy (my dad is korean)

blood type - O-

credit card number ; 43243243543 09/14 434

no ur gay

i have friends, yes

no, i get all the mad ting pussy fam

Terrible food though

Whats your friends name?

the boot & shoe is gross soz mate

Only the mentally ill do it.

>op

lol macclesfield is not near manny

if you look on a map, it looks like its right under manchester despite it being about 30-45 minutes away.