Lets guess everyones profession with only a vague description!

Lets guess everyones profession with only a vague description!

me first:

I put wet stuff on hot stuff.

Firefighter?

Professional Bukkake-er

Professional gay porn asshole lube applicator technician.

correct!
these both i will give half credit to.

Firefighter

>I smash my hands against a board until shit starts blinking again

I spend a lot of time waiting for my computer

IT support?

I make sure the parents penetrate correctly especially when it comes to their children

train operator?

Easy

sex therapist?

I sit at home and collect money like a nigger

I work for a big, green taxi co.

i think i saw your Disqus post

Programmer

I write reports all day and beat those who put wet stuff on the red stuff to their own job

I look at lumpy fields

beat?

Kek

I produce a hot sugary liquid and feed it to very tiny animals

cop?

Stay at home mom who's nursing?

You misspelled "breathing treatment specialist"

I spend all day with my sleeves wet, and get to play with chemicals.

Nigger?

I take peoples money and hope they don't break something or die.

Organize automobiles...

That one is pretty obvious.

Bonus points for where I do it at.

People go here to pay for an affair.

Insurance broker guy thing?

I go through hell five days a week
I attend it when its dark and I leave when its dark

could be literally anything but I'll guess "student"

I click a bunch of shit on a computer screen then some shit is made.

I make sure things are right

quality control and nice trips

I talk to people like they aren't stupid even though 99% of them are legally tarded

Politician?

Wrangler of the potatoes?

A carpenter without a toolbox.

God. Trips confirm

I tell people to pick stuff up, and then put it down again.

sometimes this stuff is heavy

Welder?

A typical job for a illegal, but indoors

I convince people they need more than what they came to buy

pancake chef at ihop

large dick gigolo

You make pan cakes

Janitor

Pretty much, but more houses than official buildings

Qa/qc

You're a rapist at a self-defense class for women.

Customer service

I turn shaped pieces of metal that fit over things that need turning.

Fitness instructor

CS is close I guess.

IT department that only works for people in our company

Hotel valet

Ehh close enough.

I valet at a stripclub.

I'm untangling spaghetti

two wheels from A to B