Magic Card Boys

Magic Card Boys

Dubs picks the Picture!

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I'm on my work and don't have any good pics but I'm rolling on this shit anyway

miley

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so many good choices

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kek i didn't even knew that was saved in this pc

Roll Bois

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off by one

Roller, also trap card

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shiet

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Got dubs boys

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Trap card

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This

Winrar boys

Dubs for title now

extra boner

Donny, The Boner Jew

Hot milfs are in your area!

Don, of the Mighty Dicks

Roll

the past destroyer

Enrage

Fuck yourself with a rake

Potent Priapism Prophet

Dickling Duck

rape time

Penis Potion

One last time

Loli thread

Hitler did nothing wrong

Trap Thread

Wiggly Wanger of Justice

Viag-rage

muhhhhh dick

Can't Stump The Trump

>C o m p l e t e l y E r e c t

pussy destroyer XXX

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DING DING DING

Winner

Dubs for description (creature - name)

nogger 88

Creature - Jew Duck

Legendary Creature - Little Jew Boy

Legendary planeswalker - Donald's Boner

Haste, Menace
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player put a sperm storage counter on it.
1R tap, remove a sperm storage counter from Pussy Destroyer XXX: Pussy Destroyer XXX deals 2 damage to target creature or player. This damage can't be prevented

Gewinner

Okay boys dub for description.
Let's be creative!

Roll for this

>Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player put a sperm storage counter on it.
>1R tap, remove a sperm storage counter from Pussy Destroyer XXX: Pussy Destroyer XXX deals 2 damage to target creature or player. This damage can't be prevented

winrar
That was quick

We've found the description already then

Haste, pussywalk

Whenever Pussy destroyer XXX deals combat damage to a player, you gain a rape counter. Then, if that player has a pussy, double any kind of rape counters a player has.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if a player has 10 or more rape counters, he or she wins the game

gawk dammit

Quick Strike
If the enemy is unquestionably female (animal or humanoid) Pussy Destroyer XXX deals 2 damage to controlling player and gains a +1/+1 counter.
If the enemy is male Flip Pussy Destroyer to reveal his OP Status.
If the enemy is neither or hard to discern pretend it's a female but take 1 damage.

So many fuckin dubs

roll

...you're right

Boom!

Give me some numbers boys!

69/911

0.4/6.9

2/2

A good ol' bear

9/11

666/999

this

Hm

666/666

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All the work to keep the card plausible is ruined by this...

Okay last Lets have some colors.

it's already red

6 any, 9 red

Fucking hell that was fast

checked

Win

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