Magic Card Boys
Dubs picks the Picture!
Magic Card Boys
Dubs picks the Picture!
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I'm on my work and don't have any good pics but I'm rolling on this shit anyway
miley
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so many good choices
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kek i didn't even knew that was saved in this pc
Roll Bois
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off by one
Roller, also trap card
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shiet
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Got dubs boys
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Winrar
Trap card
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This
Winrar boys
Dubs for title now
extra boner
Donny, The Boner Jew
Hot milfs are in your area!
Don, of the Mighty Dicks
Roll
the past destroyer
Enrage
Fuck yourself with a rake
Potent Priapism Prophet
Dickling Duck
rape time
Penis Potion
One last time
Loli thread
Hitler did nothing wrong
Trap Thread
Wiggly Wanger of Justice
Viag-rage
muhhhhh dick
Can't Stump The Trump
>C o m p l e t e l y E r e c t
pussy destroyer XXX
Winrar.
DING DING DING
Winner
Dubs for description (creature - name)
nogger 88
Creature - Jew Duck
Legendary Creature - Little Jew Boy
Legendary planeswalker - Donald's Boner
Haste, Menace
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player put a sperm storage counter on it.
1R tap, remove a sperm storage counter from Pussy Destroyer XXX: Pussy Destroyer XXX deals 2 damage to target creature or player. This damage can't be prevented
Gewinner
Okay boys dub for description.
Let's be creative!
Roll for this
>Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player put a sperm storage counter on it.
>1R tap, remove a sperm storage counter from Pussy Destroyer XXX: Pussy Destroyer XXX deals 2 damage to target creature or player. This damage can't be prevented
winrar
That was quick
We've found the description already then
Haste, pussywalk
Whenever Pussy destroyer XXX deals combat damage to a player, you gain a rape counter. Then, if that player has a pussy, double any kind of rape counters a player has.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if a player has 10 or more rape counters, he or she wins the game
gawk dammit
Quick Strike
If the enemy is unquestionably female (animal or humanoid) Pussy Destroyer XXX deals 2 damage to controlling player and gains a +1/+1 counter.
If the enemy is male Flip Pussy Destroyer to reveal his OP Status.
If the enemy is neither or hard to discern pretend it's a female but take 1 damage.
So many fuckin dubs
roll
...you're right
Boom!
Give me some numbers boys!
69/911
0.4/6.9
2/2
A good ol' bear
9/11
666/999
this
Hm
666/666
Winrar
Winrar
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Winrar
All the work to keep the card plausible is ruined by this...
Okay last Lets have some colors.
it's already red
6 any, 9 red
Fucking hell that was fast
checked
Win
wew