/heem/: david teymur edition

Upcoming events:

4/14: Bellator 177 - Dantas vs Caldwell
4/15: UFC on Fox 24 - Johnson vs Reis
4/15: ACB 57 - Yan vs Magomedov
4/16: RIZIN FF 5: Sakura - Kawajiri vs BIrchak
4/21: Bellator 178 - Straus vs Pitbull 4
4/21: EFN 64 - Alibekov vs Khamitov
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5/20: ACB 61 - TBA
5/26: Lion Fight 37 - TBA
5/28: UFC Fight Night 109 - Gustafsson vs Teixeira
6/3: UFC 212 - Aldo vs Holloway
6/10: UFC FN 110 - TBA
6/16: UFC FN 111 - TBA
6/24: Bellator 180 - Silva vs Sonnen

Previous thread: News:

>DJ on potential Buttasspoop fight
mmajunkie.com/2017/04/demetrious-johnson-welcomes-fellow-ufc-champ-cody-garbrandt-to-attempt-flyweight-move

>Holm vs Correia
mmamania.com/2017/4/11/15263130/holly-holm-returns-to-bantamweight-fights-bethe-correia-ufc-fight-night-111-singapore-mma

>Hooft on Rumble's performance at UFC twoten
mmafighting.com/2017/4/11/15253478/henri-hooft-says-anthony-johnson-got-beat-by-himself-against-daniel-cormier

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mmafighting.com/2017/4/11/15264748/nysac-instant-replay-legally-used-for-gegard-mousasi-vs-chris-weidman-at-ufc-210
youtu.be/PPRHOzxNJck
youtu.be/yaLVsdpuMvM
mmajunkie.com/2014/01/so-what-is-a-dynamic-fastener-and-why-is-it-suddenly-all-over-ufc-broadcasts
youtube.com/watch?v=_B0CyOAO8y0
youtube.com/watch?v=kswAFH18qo0
youtu.be/WkZ5e94QnWk
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

had to take a temporary heem hitaus because my laptop broke
i got it running again, but parts of my keyboard don't work

youtube.com/watch?v=p8iM90U2uYs

no one fucking cares god, why did you feel the need to announce this, this isn't your fucking fanclub

Welcome back best poster, what did you think of the GOATs performance last weekend? he turned a knockout artist into a panic wrestling pussy

THANK YOU MY MAN

fuck I think my boy Silva is going to lose this

because i am balls deep in your head
also i'm pretty sure someone would have mentioned it at some point

natty god

if mexican burger-fueled punished aldo finishes max holloway do we all agree it is his strongest form to date?

You missed

>NYSAC says replays are allowed
mmafighting.com/2017/4/11/15264748/nysac-instant-replay-legally-used-for-gegard-mousasi-vs-chris-weidman-at-ufc-210

>Aldo/Holloway Faceoff
youtu.be/PPRHOzxNJck
>Silva/Silva faceoff
youtu.be/yaLVsdpuMvM

Add Cage Warriors 83 on 6th of may and BAMMA 29 on 12th of may and

we can already agree that by seeing his ufc 200 perfomance
we just need to see if he will keep that form

yes

just a lil heeminder

Silva would bet Luke if they fight
Luke has shit boxing, Silva will jab him the whole fight
Luke will try to get takedowns but he aint no wrestler, let me remind you that Silva was stuffing Brunson(a way better wrestler than Luke btw) takedowns the whole fight, Rogan even talked about it
It would actually be the perfect way for him to get a title shot and fight the winner of Bisping/GSP

will do
was there a third event

i don't see how Holloway can beat Aldo
He's taller, yet is still at a reach disadvantage
He's a pressure fighter and a striker, and Aldo is both an excellent counter fighter and the best striker in the division
I see Aldo chopping his legs to pieces for a UD or late KO victory

Why was Chris cut after just one loss?

should this have been stopped? whats wrong with big john?

His 200 performance that was identical to his ufc 156 performance?

Famous Burger ™

eat healthy!

UFC 156 Frankie was getting some solid shots in
UFC 200 Frankie was punching air whole night and Aldo made him look like an amateur

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I would unironically eat that

Looking forward to Holloway winning so we can have two british champions at once

What the fuck is a dynamic fastener anyway?

Holloway looks like a mexican teenager

>Having silva as your boy
>Not having silva as your boy
Casuals please leave

what are you waiting for?

>Fagbook.com/FamousBurgerBrasil/
its open now, grab one and do a review for /heem/

mmajunkie.com/2014/01/so-what-is-a-dynamic-fastener-and-why-is-it-suddenly-all-over-ufc-broadcasts

sounds like a decent guy, fuck reebok

Can someone with a Twitter account message Brendan, asking him what does he think about this pic ?

this bitch let her boyfriend molest her kid, she should be skinned and thrown to a pack of hungry dogs

*teleports behind you*

Not bad kid. But watch this.

*teleports behind you again*

Taste my blade

*unsheaths katana*
*hits you with the dull side of the blade*

You are no match for a warrior of my calibre. Next time I shall show no mercy.

*turns into smoke and disappears*

Johnson vs Reis
Namajunas vs Waterson
Souza vs Whittaker
Stephens vs Moicano
Volkov vs Nelson (optioinal will goof)

I'm very exciting for back

Reis
Waterson
Whittaker
Stephens
Nelson

lads

my sources tell me that Conor is so sick of people saying the fight with Floyd is just going to be a circus that he's going to enter the arena riding an elephant, with this walkout music youtube.com/watch?v=_B0CyOAO8y0 , and then heem Floyd with one punch

>reis

huh

eyy, you aint grown, sit down little boy, you dont want none of this ese, 13 years still standing g, this aint no game out here, cut your losses homes.

LEAN LIKE A NORTENO

Gotta do 16 picks minimum

THICC
H
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Might meme got exposed in the scrambles by some TUF goof. DJ has good stand up and good ground game when he has top poisition, but he struggles in chaos. Reis will wrap up a limb in transition.

EZ$

Something tells me that woman was born a boy

predictionGOD is back bitches

damn are they using horse meat on those famous burger?

who is your most appreciated female fighter in the ufc or elsewhere?

Bethe Correia ass is my most appreciated female fighter

whoever fights joanna and wins a round or two, when are they catching that epo'd lanklet?

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Your favorite champion: who is it?

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Thanks man. Why'd you stop last time? No pics for the first time in years woulda been a huge bummer

MM
Karate body
Abbo
Literally Who
Big Belly

Tyron Woodley

>I goofed

T-God

DC because of memes

what did she mean by this

cody

delete this division (MM)
waterson
souza
stephens
NELSON

>kos
>btfo overated karate meme
>triggers polturds
tyron for sure

>mfw Sup Forums is currently leaking meisha tates nudes
my dick has never been so erect

R8 my OC

>haha Sup Forums habbening guise xD
post proofs

Reis finally shows up mighty meme
>wmma
CR7
who
N E L S O N
E
L
S
O
N

R her nipplez pink

who's excited to see Jacare fighting? I know I am!

Johnson
Namajunas
Souza
Stephens

the only worthwhile hue fighter desu

Not a fan but I hespect alligatorman for being an active fighter. His situation sucks. He may never get the belt.

me desu~ I love jacare!

Who is the best wrestle-grappler in UFC history?

mightymouseufc125
Karate hotty
Alligator
Stephens
Roy

maia hands down

>holly holm returns to bantamweight

wow now featherweight only has 2 fighters

>4/14: Bellator 177 - Dantas vs Caldwell
>4/15: UFC on Fox 24 - Johnson vs Reis
>4/15: ACB 57 - Yan vs Magomedov
>4/16: RIZIN FF 5: Sakura - Kawajiri vs BIrchak

>fighting during Holy week of Our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ

boycotting these promotions see you later fuckers!

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>mightymouseufc125
>Karate hotty
>Alligator
>Stephens
>Roy

Johnson
Namajunas
Whittaker
Stephens
Volkov

this SCHMUCK got with miesha, whats you're excuse /heem/?

Post your UFC walkout song

The only thing off about this picture is her lack of tits

It's either going to be Cyborg crushing cans or discontinuation. I still think they wanted a place to hide Holm from Rousey since they seemed to think she'd beat Nunes.

an ugly crow and a sneaker expert

miesha's nose is a crime against humanity

youtube.com/watch?v=kswAFH18qo0

Aldo is bretty good too, the only problem is that he gets hurt too much

Maybe GSP will give up the belt and they will do Yoel vs Jacare?

Nice ^^

I hope he retires soon, he can't do anything anymore

Would you do a female Goobs?

>youtu.be/WkZ5e94QnWk
he should honestly do it for the bants

goddamn he looks like mel gibson in the bottom left

you need images you goofs

or you could post his sisters instead of that paintshop app

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SUCH A SHIT EATING GRIN

If GSP vacates they should do a tournament at middleweight with romero, jacare, rockhold and moose

will take webm requests from Fight Pass

>There’s also the fact that, per fighter, these sponsorships don’t cost him that much. For an average of about $1,500 each, Perz said, he can get his logo on several fighters at each event. Occasionally he spends more, as with his favorite fighter, Miesha Tate (in order, Perz’s top three favorite fighters are Tate, Jon Jones and “whoever’s fighting Ronda Rousey”). He paid Tate $6,500 for her fight with Rousey, he said, and also offered her a $10,000 bonus if she won –that’s how much he wants to see Rousey get beat.

Jones
he outwrestled DC, who is an olympic wrestler

Katlyn Chookagian def. Irene Aldana the entire fight

can you webm rumble's "defence" on the ground?