Singapore:
No terrorist attack for the past 15 years
No major natural disaster
English as the official language
Top 3 in PISA tests
First world infrastructure
Affordable 1gbps internet connection
Stellar, modernized healthcare
One of the lowest crime rate in the world
Lowest Corruption Perception Index in the world
What's stopping you from coming here?
youtube.com
Hmmm..... makes you think.....
i enjoy nature
>What's stopping you from coming here?
Your mom.
asian shithole
>Absolutely irrelevant, soulless shitehole where the people are slaving at work to escape their boring life, before boasting how much money you make
You're the Switzerland of Asia and that's not really a compliment.
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doesnt a single average car cost over a million dollars there?
Yes, Mutti and Hollande, totally nothing wrong with Germany and France. Nothing wrong at all!
please don't be rude to Germany
The poster who made fun of your country is in fact Greek
Hahaha holy shit I remember that. Great banter.
>No, YOU !
Wow you got me. That surely makes up for having no culture whatsoever bar "we give tickets to people chewing gum"
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Money...
How hard it is to get a well-paying job?
>No terrorist attack for the past 15 years
Big whoop.
>No major natural disaster
China is a disaster waiting to happen, and you are situated right next door to them.
>Top 3 in PISA tests
PISA results don´t always translate into creativity, of which you are living proof. Where are those patents and scientific breakthroughs of yours? Up your Chink masters arse?
>First world infrastructure
Not a feat for such a small nation.
>Affordable 1gbps internet connection
The average user doesn´t notice the difference between 1gb and 10mb.
>Stellar, modernized healthcare
Inferior in quality to American, Swiss or healthcare in most Euro nations.
>One of the lowest crime rate in the world
The asian hivemind kills liberty.
>Lowest Corruption Perception Index in the world
>Perception
Only actual corruption matters, and unfortunately for you, the Singaporean government is filled to the brim with Party bootlickers in addition to actual Party shills.
Daily reminder: political dissent in Singapore is stifled by abuse of defamation lawsuits; one of your prime ministers was effectively driven to bankruptcy after daring to rightly and factually criticize the totalitarian father of your country.
But you can be hanged if you smoke a joint
>singapoor
That's reason enough.
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It's also fucking boring. Literally everyone suffers from an extreme form of autism.
Weather is fucking shit too
Stay strong, China. With His aid and blessing, your people shall one day rid the mainland of Mao´s deluded servants.
Fantastic post
Short answer
en.wikipedia.org
Long answer:
wired.com
Stahp JONNE!!!!!!!!!! Don't redpill these people!!
Your immigration policy
>Disneyland with the death penalty
Oh i love Singapore now
I am a Greek
germans are subhumans
>I am a Greek
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Tbh it kinda sucks here
OP ur being delusional
pretty sure he's a teenager that hasn't graduated from high school if he's the guy I think he is
tell us about singaporian culture
last time I visited, I got bored after 2 days
Who?
Singapore is a shit country, very third world.
a teenager that hasn't graduated from high school
they're ultra conservative chinks that all want to be doctors
Basically just a mix of Chinese, Indian and Malay culture...
U referring to OP?
Yeah
How hard it is to get a well-paying job?
I'm a chemical engineer, Brazil is shitty but pays well, should I consider moving to Singapore?
It's actually easier for you than the Singaporeans themselves. The Singaporeans have taken a stand to take foreigners to work for them than the locals.
Yup, but there is jobs? And also, there is a minimum wage? How many MWs do you need to live comfortably?
But we're a non country user.
I really don't understand what the govt is doing. We're taking shitty third rate pinoy diplomas to work in our high tech petroleum plants. Even doctors with shitty third rate pinoy degrees to work as a GP. Nuke us pls.
Isn't Singapore sinking with ground getting lower and lower all the time?
yea but it's all the say in SEA
kek
Isn't that uk after brexit ;)
no :^)
>I'll have a grande size of terrorist attack sir
>China is a disaster waiting to happen, and you are situated right next door to them.
pls elaborate for i am but a mere brainlet
too soon
KEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKK
>our prayers finally been answered
Stfu malaysia. Although we kinda suck, ur at the bottom
Cracked Sorry, I actually think Shanghai is the one sinking?
wtf i love norway now