Ask a fed up Tunisian anything

Ask a fed up Tunisian anything

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Are you that homo from tunisia?

Are you that homo from tunisia?

I see who you're talking about but i'm not him

What's got you fed up?

What are you fed up about?
How's life?
Is Tunisia worth visiting? If yes, where and is it expensive?
What's the most generic Tunisian name you could come up with?
Do you wish the Punic language survived?

Are tunisian grils hawt? Can you fugg there? Couldn't find porn.

Basically
>my car is at the garage because I had an accident
>got in two big arguments in two days with best friend
>was going out with a girl yesterday, everything was going great but her mother called saying she's coming to pick her up because she's in the whereabouts
>supposed to bring a friend over today but she cancelled an hour ago saying she's sick

>How's life?
Pretty good, life is comfy here
>Is Tunisia worth visiting? If yes, where and is it expensive?
Yes, if you're looking for pure fun though, I'd recommend Croatia or Morocco though.
As for destinations, Djerba and Sousse are memes but they're great. Dougga, Carthage, el jem have all great Roman ruins, Google those cities. We also have good museums in Tunis and it's surroundings
I'd say it is worthwhile, and not very expensive.

>What's the most generic Tunisian name you could come up with?
Mohamed desu. As for the most Tunisian name I can think of : Lotfi

>Do you wish the Punic language survived?
Yes and no, would be interesting and help strengthening national identity but I don't really care.

Yes and yes. I sadly didn't get laid for a while now and it starts really bugging me off

Are you a bougnoule?

Non je ne suis pas breton

Do you have oil field?

basé

N-no!
Please stay in Algeria, don't invade us too, Libya had Oil if you want!

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What happened in the accident?

It's okay to argue with your mates from time to time, and it sounds like a bit of bad luck with that girls mother.
Your other mate might be genuinely sick or might be getting out of coming around but I wouldn't put too much thought it to it.

Try to do something fun to take your mind off this crap.

A shithead ran into me when I had the priority.

I do find arguing with friends healthy, but that bitch really annoyed me.

As for the sick one, yeah I believe her but it still annoy me as fuck.

Bregnoules BTFO

Thought I'd share a pic after all

do you have a stash of anime reaction images for posting? how old-school.
at least it got you dubz

Blue balled for 2 weeks desu, feels like I'm about to die. Party cities, any gr8 one you could recomend?

>Tfw blue balls are a shared feel.

Fuck bit worse than I imagined, woulda been a shock.
>A shithead ran into me when I had the priority.
Fucking prick.

How long till you take a dinghy to sicily?

El kantaoui near Sousse is good, Tunis also has some good clubs.

Im 2 kool 4 U

Never perché sicilia é merdissima

How many of you can speak Italian? Is it taught in high school there?

>sicily
you mean rightful carthaginian clay?

Is it true that Tunisians were turk-boos in the past (with the flag and all)?

Are you guys secular? Do people there consider islam as an inseperable part of your national identity or does ethnicity come first? Do you still have clan or tribe mindset like early (or regressive) arabs?

Is Tunisia a nation state, if so, what determines what or who is Tunisian? Do you have any pan-arabist ambitions or ideology? Would you say Tunisia is westernized, if so, to what degree and how?

Sorry if I offend you, it's because of my ignorance. Tummy kissu.

they and analbanians watch italian tv stations think what they see in tv is real and come in droves to italy

How does Tunisia contribute to this world?

high quality olive oil

It's not taught at school, but it's not uncommon. Either because the elders lived with Italians, watched rai uno and listened to Italian radio, or simply because they work in tourism.

>Is it true that Tunisians were turk-boos in the past (with the flag and all)?
We were not turkboos but an ottoman vassal so we are kinda linked.
>Are you guys secular? Do people there consider islam as an inseperable part of your national identity or does ethnicity come first? Do you still have clan or tribe mindset like early (or regressive) arabs?

Tunisia is secular in the sense that you can have different beliefs, but Islam is considered as the state religion and some freedoms still need to be acquired.
Our national identity come from culture more than ethnicity, look at bourguiba, he's the one who really made tunisia into a nation state. I'd say it's 50/50 between the people considering the Tunisian nation above the """"arab nation""""

As for tribes, never ever heard about tribes here but we do are pretty regionalistic but nothing more than proud in our origins

>Is Tunisia a nation state, if so, what determines what or who is Tunisian? Do you have any pan-arabist ambitions or ideology? Would you say Tunisia is westernized, if so, to what degree and how?
Is tunisian someone who lives and is integrated here. (a black would still probably be discriminatimed because racism is a thing here)
I would say we're kinda westernised in the sense that we have a western lifestyle, but nothing more (except for upper classes that are litteraly the same as French people)
>Sorry if I offend you, it's because of my ignorance. Tummy kissu.
Don't worry, kisses

Number one exporter of qt Homos

not really hi quality tbqh

>dubs of lie

tunisian oil is used to (illegally) water down superior italian oil here. It's the most common fraud in the olive oil sector.

Yeah I know, the oil you buy us isn't even virgin. Your industrials are the ones to blame

Sup Cyril?

are you cute

dumb moeposter

What do you mean by Western lifestyle? What is that by your standards?

And what do you mean by this Tunisian culture that is more important than ethnicity in determining what is a "Tunisian"? Is it the typical mix of food, drinks, literature etc or is there more to it? For example It's so difficult to look at the Hungarian youth today and say "yep, these are my people" because they watch American tv, eat American food, dress American, listen American music. Saddest thing is, those hungarians who produce in hungary also mimic america, so a tv show by hungarians is nothing but a shit version of america. If it wasn't for the language and a few Hungarian specialties like pálinka and shit, I wouldn't be able to tell the difference. Globalization was a mistake tbqh.

Long story short, what are some things that make you go "yes, that's so Tunisian!" ? Some quirks maybe, or some features that aren't written on Wikipedia or anything.

Annoyed as fuck, trying to plan something for tonight as that bitch cancelled our plans but most of my friends already have theirs.
What about you?

I AM THE CUTEST

>western lifestyle
Same day rythme, same kind of taste regarding media, clothing, same kind of society organisation...

Well some expressions the way they talk, the way they act, all this shows how someone is Tunisian. It's also a mentality.
The Tunisian is a proud Muslim who is sinning everyday without a care in the world, claiming to hate how shit his country is while loving it so bad he can hardly stay abroad, and also effeminate according to other Arab countries

>Globalization was a mistake tbqh
Nah, but people are retards that follow the same trends to fit in.
It just happens to American.

>and also effeminate according to other Arab countries
Can I scoop you up and squeeze you? :3
I don't mind that you're a guy and probably taller than me.

cute

N-no, I'm not a hoe to accept being touched by people I don't know

>not really hi quality tbqh
You have some explaining to do Guiseppe.

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Do you think you could defeat him?

>same kind of society organization
Aah now here is the magic words. What kind of relationship do you have with the elderly? Do they live with the core family? Do they take care of grandchildren when parents are working or is professional daycare more popular?. Can you talk back to your parents or grandparents? How is divorce considered in Tunisia? Are children expected to move out after 18 or do parents provide until they are married? What are the times you get together with your extended family?

What does a Tunisian wedding look like?

Lul, that is such a trap request. Plus why do you ask stuff that would take forever to go on about?

>lul 2.0

Im genuinely interested. Plus, user is nice enough to answer. Sup Forums doesn't have to belong to aussie shitposting.

Y but those things vary from cunt to cunt, user.

Aussie shitposting really is gud, though. xD

>>same kind of society organization
>Aah now here is the magic words. What kind of relationship do you have with the elderly? Do they live with the core family?
depends of the kind of family, most of the time yes.
>Do they take care of grandchildren when parents are working or is professional daycare more popular?
They do, but it's the same in France for example.
>Can you talk back to your parents or grandparents?
I know I do
>How is divorce considered in Tunisia?
Normal, I know a good amount of divorced and remarried women. Might be different in rural areas.
>Are children expected to move out after 18 or do parents provide until they are married?
Family provide until they find a job, they often keep living with their parents before that cause it'd be too expensive
>What are the times you get together with your extended family?
Summer
>What does a Tunisian wedding look like?
Lots of dancing, numerous nights with different kind of songs and some weird traditions, it really depends on the region.

Yes, I'll suck him dry.

I see
well my plans for the day got cancelled simply because I mixed up the dates, I can't believe it's not 24th today

No I meant physically, not sexually.

The only fraud I know is the one you cunts commit with our oil.

You fucking gypsies bottle up good Spanish oil and export it as "Italian oil".

Italia get fucked in the ear, like your language does to everyone else.

No wonder Argentinians are what they are.

But this is how I plan to do it.

I feel you, well you just have to wait two days.

>wait two days.
Nigga today is 23rd

Please nobody is allowed to badmouth Argentina today as a tribute to Manu

My bad, I still feel like yesterday

1 - Why are you guys messing up the days?

2 - Is palestine gud to go around probing for chicks? Tunisia is already in the book for visiting, but what I get from palestine usually is too many regilious people. And so far, no fun. ='(

Because I'm on holidays so I only think about what weekday we are.

>I still feel like yesterday
Iktfirb

>1 - Why are you guys messing up the days?
no particular reason

>around probing for chicks?
For a tourist, extremely hard. If you know the right people, and right places then you'll be fine.

I envy u. ='(

In short: i'm fucked and should not go? =/

There always Israel and Tel Aviv, lots of secular Pali Israeli girls live there

I envy you, for living in party land desu

>Tfw no caipirinha in tunis

Lul that works too, but Israel is also already in the plans. Wanna fugg them to oblivion desu.

Partyland / Hueland is a crime ridden shithole. It's fun indeed, but gotta watch your wallet.

>Caipirinha can be made with pratically any fruit. xDD

basé

Les chiffres attestent de ta pâleur, mon ami !

I'm too stupid to make it myself and it's not a cocktail they serve here

Hmm, seems I should go there to make some bux out of caipirinha then. :3

Though if you want a tip for that: Pineapples and lemons are the absolute top tier ones. I live in the poor part, so I might like it because I have more of it, but it certainly seems like the greatest thing to swallow with booze.