Ok, I have a problem Sup Forumsros

Ok, I have a problem Sup Forumsros.


>Going out with GF of 2 weeks
>Watch Blade Runner 2049
>Go over to eat somewhere.
>Shes behaving strangly
>Head over to her apt.
>"I gtg"
>user
>grabs my arm
>pulls me inside.
>whereisthisgoing
>tfw sex is going to happen
>takes me to her bedroom
>kisses me
>start taking off clothes
>she doesn't
>"come on cupcake"
>takes off shirt
>pauses....
>"take it off, whatcha waiting for"
>"im embarrassed"
>"your beautiful blah blah"
>Now TAKE IT OFF!!!
>She starts to slowly take off her pants
>wtf
>there is a bump
>"wtf is that"
>"I didn't want to tell you user but..."
>" I have a penis"
>OH GOD
>realize my GF has been lying to me
>"why the fuck would you do this to me faggot"
>Grab clothes
>want to beat the shit out of him,but I can't
>"Can't believe I went out with a GUY FOR 2 WEEKS"
>" user that's not true!"
> faggot guy starts crying
> "YOU PIECE OF SHIT YOU HAVE A DICK"
>" YOU ARE A DUDE"
> " GO KILL YUORSELF YOU LYING FUCK"
>She starts bawwing
>"user please don't do this to me"
> Refuse to listen to this guy talk to me
> Walk out
> Still hear crying
> Drive home

WHAT THE FUCK . Did I deal with it the right way? He HAD A DICK. AND HE TOLD ME HE WAS A GIRL,This dude fucking kissed me and shit, , How could someone be so fucked up in the head that they are willing to do something like that?

lol

...

You are just insecure little boy. Get over it and continue your life. Or if you can't, just kys.

Shoulda sucked it you fag

what a fucking piece of shit.

You are now a gay man, user.

you did good OP

>Two weeks and only now finding out he's a man

What the fuck OP. You deserved getting catfished for so long. Should've fucked after like day 3 max

Nice work user. There are only two genders, and that was a mentally ill man, and you called him out for catfishing you.

Dude u didn´t know, that fucking trap got u good.
He lie to you, she is not a she, there are not chicks with dicks.
Just move on and learn from mistakes

What kind of a sad fucking fat/ugly virgin takes the time of his day to make up such a shitty story just to get replies from other sad fat/ugly virgins that he should have sucked that delicious feminine penis or some shit.

Can't fucking faggot be just faggots and fuck each other in the ass like they used to?

could have raged less, but she could have told you she has a penis, because it kind of matters.. might just have to start telling the ladies, not down with the dick

Good job op
but you are still a faggot

underrated

>he

You are Kevin spacey

>2017
>not being aware of feminine penis

This is so much like what happened to me except that in my case she was a liberal, not a dude and she saw my conceal carry and kicked me out of her apartment and I've never heard from her again.

Pic of trap??

Post a picture of him

As much as I know this is fiction I want to believe soooo damn badly. Either way, thanks user for the laugh hahaa

Dude I was drunk after a long night out. I was tricked into putting my dick in a traps ass for a second. I realized what was going on and flipped out. Didn’t beat it because I thought it could then call police and people might find out. I was horrified. I contemplated suicide. I cried. But I got tested and Got over it. You did nothing wrong, you’re the victim. all trans people are mentally ill scum.

And you're still alive. Congrats, fags are disease carriers.

I know, I lost my mind until it had been long enough to get tested.

pics, gotta see the lvl of faggotry

t. 15 year old virgin

Why didn't you suck her off OP? Why you gotta be such a faggot?

This, the least you can do is prove this was two weeks convincing worthy.

ye that "should've fucked her" part gave him away
now, had he said "grabbed her by the pussy", it would be a whole nother story

if you're not attracted anymore, don't be an ass, just be honest.
You've gotta ask yourself if you want to be with that person anymore; if not, at least be kind, because they were to you.