>Going out with GF of 2 weeks >Watch Blade Runner 2049 >Go over to eat somewhere. >Shes behaving strangly >Head over to her apt. >"I gtg" >user >grabs my arm >pulls me inside. >whereisthisgoing >tfw sex is going to happen >takes me to her bedroom >kisses me >start taking off clothes >she doesn't >"come on cupcake" >takes off shirt >pauses.... >"take it off, whatcha waiting for" >"im embarrassed" >"your beautiful blah blah" >Now TAKE IT OFF!!! >She starts to slowly take off her pants >wtf >there is a bump >"wtf is that" >"I didn't want to tell you user but..." >" I have a penis" >OH GOD >realize my GF has been lying to me >"why the fuck would you do this to me faggot" >Grab clothes >want to beat the shit out of him,but I can't >"Can't believe I went out with a GUY FOR 2 WEEKS" >" user that's not true!" > faggot guy starts crying > "YOU PIECE OF SHIT YOU HAVE A DICK" >" YOU ARE A DUDE" > " GO KILL YUORSELF YOU LYING FUCK" >She starts bawwing >"user please don't do this to me" > Refuse to listen to this guy talk to me > Walk out > Still hear crying > Drive home
WHAT THE FUCK . Did I deal with it the right way? He HAD A DICK. AND HE TOLD ME HE WAS A GIRL,This dude fucking kissed me and shit, , How could someone be so fucked up in the head that they are willing to do something like that?
Andrew Hill
lol
Andrew Parker
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Easton Hernandez
You are just insecure little boy. Get over it and continue your life. Or if you can't, just kys.
Liam Edwards
Shoulda sucked it you fag
James Cox
what a fucking piece of shit.
Dominic Howard
You are now a gay man, user.
Gavin White
you did good OP
Hunter Barnes
>Two weeks and only now finding out he's a man
What the fuck OP. You deserved getting catfished for so long. Should've fucked after like day 3 max
Angel Cooper
Nice work user. There are only two genders, and that was a mentally ill man, and you called him out for catfishing you.
Easton Powell
Dude u didn´t know, that fucking trap got u good. He lie to you, she is not a she, there are not chicks with dicks. Just move on and learn from mistakes
Ian Perez
What kind of a sad fucking fat/ugly virgin takes the time of his day to make up such a shitty story just to get replies from other sad fat/ugly virgins that he should have sucked that delicious feminine penis or some shit.
Can't fucking faggot be just faggots and fuck each other in the ass like they used to?
Nathaniel Johnson
could have raged less, but she could have told you she has a penis, because it kind of matters.. might just have to start telling the ladies, not down with the dick
William Sanders
Good job op but you are still a faggot
Xavier White
underrated
Joseph Carter
>he
Julian Phillips
You are Kevin spacey
Tyler Jackson
>2017 >not being aware of feminine penis
Levi Walker
This is so much like what happened to me except that in my case she was a liberal, not a dude and she saw my conceal carry and kicked me out of her apartment and I've never heard from her again.
Owen Thomas
Pic of trap??
Oliver Hughes
Post a picture of him
Gavin Perez
As much as I know this is fiction I want to believe soooo damn badly. Either way, thanks user for the laugh hahaa
Leo Mitchell
Dude I was drunk after a long night out. I was tricked into putting my dick in a traps ass for a second. I realized what was going on and flipped out. Didn’t beat it because I thought it could then call police and people might find out. I was horrified. I contemplated suicide. I cried. But I got tested and Got over it. You did nothing wrong, you’re the victim. all trans people are mentally ill scum.
Andrew Perry
And you're still alive. Congrats, fags are disease carriers.
Charles Howard
I know, I lost my mind until it had been long enough to get tested.
Julian Collins
pics, gotta see the lvl of faggotry
Jacob Brown
t. 15 year old virgin
John Campbell
Why didn't you suck her off OP? Why you gotta be such a faggot?
Benjamin Williams
This, the least you can do is prove this was two weeks convincing worthy.
David Rivera
ye that "should've fucked her" part gave him away now, had he said "grabbed her by the pussy", it would be a whole nother story
Jose Peterson
if you're not attracted anymore, don't be an ass, just be honest. You've gotta ask yourself if you want to be with that person anymore; if not, at least be kind, because they were to you.