Does Sup Forums read anything other than manga? Grab the nearest book, turn to page 111, and read the first sentence...

Does Sup Forums read anything other than manga? Grab the nearest book, turn to page 111, and read the first sentence. That describes your sex-life.
>Tanis tried to answer, but his throat had dried up completely.
>Dragons of Autumn Twilight

sorry OP. at the office. just walked around the whole floor and cant spot a single fucking book.

I guess welcome to the future

Kinda bad. What happens when the power goes out?

>"At the autoparts warehouse, I did less and less."
>"Factotum" by Charles Bukowski

>It was midafternoon when Amy and I got back home

What the Hell Did I Just Read - David Wong Honestly, it's the weakest of the three books, imo

>At the far end of the corridor a door slid open.
>Beyond Lies The Wub - Phillip K. Dick.

This makes my sex life sound ten times better than it actually is.

>She looked out the kitchen window and saw him just sitting there on the curb, not playing with his trucks or the wagon or even the balsa glider that had pleased him so much all the last week since Jack had brought it home.

"The Shining" by Stephen King

not much for me. sales get sent out, I wait for the power to come back on and fuck around on my phone.

> "They pop in and out of existence in pairs, and don't last long enough to be measured."
> Astrophysics for People in a Hurry - by Neil DeGrasse Tyson

>"He had no friends at all save wandering gipsies [sic] and would give these vagabonds leave to encamp upon the few acres of bramble-covered land which represent the family estate, and would accept in return the hospitality of their tents, wandering away with them sometimes for weeks on end."
>"The Original Illustrated Sherlock Holmes"

It makes sense cause I do end up fucking a lot of carnies in bramble fields. The next sentence is about his passion for animals, which is a little too close to home. Am I being stalked by a time traveling Scottish doctor? I have a Clock-Mocking Scot Doctor Stalker?

OP here. I'm reading his "Origins" atm.

"I most go to him," Aviendha said.
A Memory of Light. Wheel of time series.

"Sink their heros in the ocean..."
Kalevala - Elias Lönnrot

...OF CUM!

>The loss of your child will feel and appear to be something fatal.

"This is How. Surviving what you think you cant" - Austin Burroughs

>They could be a mob, too, clamoring at him as though he were a single window through which each desired to peer."
--Children of Dune, Frank Herbert

Babylon 5 is a self-sufficient frontier city.

>Lil and I were going out pretty often now, and I'd carry her out to the club to see my act, and we'd talk about my work and she'd type up material for me at her job.

NIGGER by Dick Gregory w/Robert Lipsyte

I start after one who escapes and wonder whether to shoot him in the leg - then it shrieks again, I fling myself down and when I stand up the wall of the trench is plastered with smoking splinters, lumps of flesh, and bits of uniform.

-All Quiet on the Western Front

"From even the greatest horrors irony is seldom absent."

Lovecraft Tales of Horror set, first line of "The Shunned House"

Damn. Must be my mutilated penis they're talking about.

Currently using two books as pillows so it's between the two.

First one:
>You will be cursed in the city and cursed in the country.

Second one:
>As clan shaman, it is within my power to entreat the spirits.

Both are pretty ominous.

cool i have a calc book next to me

No exceptions.

>The theme of "whether one should marry" is also treated in the historical tradition.

> also, low-income taxpayers get a credit of up to 50% for retirement-plan contributions(unless they are dependents on someone else's tax return)---including contributions they make to employer plans.

If you can't tell, the closest book correctly by my is a financial book.

Currently by me*

"I quit breathing for a moment when i saw what was inside the box."
Considering i'm buying cosplay shit for my gf, that's not surprising

triumph over the other man and shoot his argument full of holes

"let me go"

>Many of them have their origin in paradox, illusion or double meaning.

-GEB

>triacs are designed specifically for AC operation.
it kinda does

its attack on titan btw

>Eldritch Spear
>Prerequisite: eldritch blast cantrip
>When you cast eldritch blast, its range is 300 feet.

From page 111 of the 5th Edition D&D Player's Handbook