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>plebbit in the op
kill yourself
I am going to kill myself in reality now and you will be charged with a crime.
I hope it was worth it.
Thank you for your kind words in the previous thread.
trump is a
>rags
fan
The Edmonton Oilers will win the Stanley Cup.
please do
trudeau is a habs fan
he probably watches divegrass with all his paki friends
dubs and the predators will win stan lees cup
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Not bad
breddy gud
could flip prods/boilers
Is that fucking Will Arnett on the left
The Canadiens have 26 Cups. Flip them with the Preds or something.
24 and what does that have to do with anything
Historic team with historic dynasties
Melania has to get it from somewhere.
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jykkets are winning tomorrow desu
>can buy ground-level, close-to-front-row seats at Anaheim for like $100
>nosebleed seats at saddledome costs like $500 a pop
Why do we let california have three teams again
>standing general admission available for edmeemton
>$80
hey guys
playoffs start tomorrow
Is it just me or does lundquvist look a little bit like manuel ferrera?
QUADS CONFIRM
Manuel Ferrara is a French pornographic actor and director. Ferrara has won numerous adult industry awards, having the distinction of winning the AVN Award for Male Performer of the Year five times and
Oh ok
Quads confirm memetastic playoffs coming up. I'm so excited. The night before playoff hokkei starts makes me feel as excited as Christmas Eve did when I was a kid.
lads, should i buy tickets to game 5?
Game 5 of what, twinkle toes?
kys
Unless you're buying a ticket for Toronto-Washington, yes. That's going to be the only 4-game sweep.
>reddit in the OP
this thread is so fucking akron, jesus christ
flims have a higher chance of getting swept than the laffs
Laughing SO HARD at Ted from Akron
guys i bought the tickets
Going to Pongs BJs game 2. Gonna beat the shit out of any blowjobs fag I see.
laughing SO HARD at this opinion
>Memethews already has a 40 goal season
>McGoat barely cracked 30
How worried are you fags?
Its like when Ovechkin was in his prime and all the Canadians hated him for out scoring Crysby every season.
>yeah but but but secondary assists though!
here we go again. Many years of Canadians posting about meme assists for their weaker beta players.
>Yinzers
Sorry, there are good teams this year. No Cup for the Penquins.
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good post
Flames aren't bad against the Ducks on home ice, I'm betting they'll win one of the two games at home.
Whereas leafs are just in a completely different universe than the caps
Maybe. But the bliwjobs won't see round 2.
will we ever see as epic a pneguins choke job as we did in 2013?
>that habanero fan who posted his bracket in the wrong thread this morning
Memes that will happen
Jykkets win
Laffs take a game
Rags blow it twice
Preds win
Flames take a game in Anaheim, still lose in five
Boilers beat the sharks
St. Louis is a shithole and everyone there is a fat fuck.
More assists than goals mean they are a true playmaker though. Ovi is just a feedbabby. Anyone can just sit by the crease and tap it in.
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Close, you got the final wrong though
r8
I flipped a coin each time.
>Life changing exam tomorrow. Basically if i fail then i will be a loser for life
>playoffs start
At least if i fail i can drown my sorrow and watch playoff hockey
>not using a monkey to make your picks
wheres your bracket kipkip? how far do u see the canucks going in the playoffs?
You might not like it but this is the perfect bracket. Keep in mind i went 7/8 in the first round next year so I know what im doing.
Last*
utter shit
the only flaw i see are the oilers not getting swept round one, but other then that 9/10
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girl matthews looks like a legit female hockey player, probably the alpha dyke in the room
almost exactly mine but I have the habs beating the ducks
looks exactly like his mom kek
Ducks and Mild both choke first round
Is that his real dad?
strawpoll.me
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strawpoll.me
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strawpoll.me
LADS AND AUTISTS ALL INVITED TO VOTE.
It is so improbable to see all the division winners making it to their respective conference finals. In the older playoff system, the 1v2 match up would hardly happen. There is no reason for it to start happening now.
What an awful poll. Nobody who watched any hockey would pick laine
Matthews will regress, he'll have a shitty Teows-like trajectory. Laine will be a star shooter for a decade to come and reward his team with cups upon cups.
Bottom left needs a hoodie
you couldn't tell by the piggy nose?
I'm an NBA fan who wants to bandwagon an NHL team in the playoffs. What team should it be?
Hahah, the only gif on hoc that never fails to make me laugh
blow jackets
Blackhawks
>tfw been having awful dizziness/vertigo for the last 12 hours
>haven't even been drinking
getting pretty worried about this, i have no idea wtf is going on
What NBA team are you a fan of you niggerqueer?
OUR YEAR
I too trust /hoc/ for medical advice. Get well soon.
Did anyone spike your food with LSD?
To get swept?
I'm going to need to do cough
St. Louis is a shithole and everyone there is a fat fuck.
i'm on a 5 day water fast so that can't be it
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The perds, they have the best black player in the playoffs and that seems to be your thing
>tfw woke up throwing up and bleeding from my nose
All these canadian teams in the playoffs is throwing off my equilibrium
Are analysts just hopping on the McDavid bandwagon? For 18 of 21 to pick against the defending conference champs and going witha totally unproven team seems really weird. Are they just shilling to try and get more people to watch?
Shorks have been sliding hard lately and are the definition of chokers. Plus there's the McDavid meme factor. I still think Shorks take it though
HELLOU PEOPLE IT'S THAT TIME OF THE DAY AGAIN
MORNING FROM FINLAND
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Support your local team
>rags
I know I know, but think about it, after they knock of the habs they literally sweep either bombston or snes so theyll be rested for the caps, and have one of the best road records in the 'chel. I didnt want to admit it myself but U know Im right
they literally cannot beat montreal, lundqvist got fucking annihilated every game they played this year
Rangers win game one 4-1 cap this
Gallagher runs into Lundqvist game 1 and takes him out for the series in revenge for 2014, cap this
If the caps don't win the cup their fans should just shoot themselves.
Fuck off
Preds are trash
Nathan Boilyou is actually going to shoot the puck so hard at his dick that he retires