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You have just been given the ability to stop/freeze time at will. The rules:

>only you can freeze or unfreeze time. Nobody else may start or stop this phenomenon
>all inanimate objects function as they normally would. Machines will operate, cars will drive, the Internet works, and so on
>living things will flop around like a sack of potatoes and otherwise be useless and unmoving. For example you may not use a horse for transportation.
>no object is frozen in place. Any object may be moved.
>time may be stopped for as little or as long as you choose. Should you choose to die of old age while never unfreezing time, time will automatically unfreeze when you die.

What do you do Sup Forums?

OP here, I would probably go up to Arlington and dig up JFK, take x rays, photos, etc. Because why not?

Vital question; though objects still function, do they 'stop' as well when you stop time? Will all cars continue and inevitably get in a giant pile-up, will planes fall from the sky, will people taking baths drown, effectively killing hundreds of thousands if not millions in an instant?

Time Rape

machines still work, any object may be moved...

physics is broken while in the pseudo-frozen time.

milk investors with my awesome perpetual motion devices, turn the middle east into a flipping glass bowl with near-light speed projectiles... burn a giant dick on the moon with lasers for mankind to look at for the rest of eternity...

Good question. Let’s say everything stops in place, so the person taking the bath would simply stay sitting up, while the vehicle stands still. You may then toss out the driver and operate normally.

I think if time were frozen in a single instant, then the people wouldn’t be “breathing” per se, even though they are at a state of inhale or exhale in that stopped moment.

I would grope and strip every woman that Ive wanted to see naked for years, and also accumulate a large sum of money to do whatever I wanted. Do drugs work in frozen time? I would use many drugs. and fuck alot of bitches

Anything you do still works as it normally would. You could get drunk, high, fuck, whatever.

so yea Id probably just smoke alot of weed and masturbate/rape many women that I worked with and travel the world on a rape conquest. Im a boob guy, so another activity would be to document every single woman's boobs in a portfolio (excluding fat women).

Excellent.
>go to work 10 mins early with baseball bat
>freeze
>go in and grand slam every fuckbag I work with in the back of the head
>leave and burn evidence
>come back to work
>unfreeze
>I am now king of the retards

all men would rape in this scenario

id live the rest of my life happily without any worry of money or anything else. medium size house, a few vintage vidya consoles, get a jumbo bouncy castle. oh and having sex with someone whilst time is frozen is not rape but rather more similar to necrophelia, as their hearts are not beating

tell me fucking a dead body is rape and ill jab you in the eye

Kill a lot of people who need a killing

Not all, but all of Sup Forums

I’d put underwear on Trump’s head xD

so would all women, eventually. itd just be really weird, you'd probably have to slip them a viagra beforehand then freeze after its kicked in? i dunno

I will nude pic every beautiful girl i see then blackmail her, you needed max lvl to freeze time infinite (b). Im lowbie

Punch people in the nuts like over and over again.
Like what this one faggot did to me...
Jokes on him though
>my balls are hard as steel

im sorry, is this supposed to be funny?

Only if you are a faggot

....sorry. I'll being seeing myself back to my chambers now.

Hold on, if the internet still works what time will show up if i log into stuff online? Servers for example that log the time people do stuff online.

the time that you stopped it.

I would make my self ruler of the earth. Starting killing people. And go full on death note style.

edgy. tell me, why do you want to kill people? you can freeze time but not reverse it. what if you regret you actions? something just tells me that you're nowhere near prepared to take anothers life

Id probably have alot more time to jack it.

Ok maybe I wouldn't kill people. But i would cause events to happen. So people think I am some type of god. For example a cow will just show up in the white lawn.

I will steal a cow and just move it there.

Go outside and pick fights.
Study degrees and freeze time to cheat in the tests by looking in books and what not.
Stop time to get a raise in salary for achieving more than expected in the given time.
No need for groping, just impress women by doing time freeze shit.
Steal shit from grocery stores.
Use power to take a break while having sex to refresh myself and make the session longer for the girl.
Win in so many competitions and sports by tiring my opponent out and taking breaks by time stopping.
Achieve incredible feats that make people look up to me
Counter the fuck out of assasination attempts with my powers
Have a med kitn next to me, just in case my loved ones or I ever get injured, stop the bleeding by time stopping and applying that shit on to them/me, then rushing to the hospital with some vechicle.
Take out the electricity in any shitty concert that's too loud.
Make tons of money in card games by stopping time and looking at their cards. If I'm about to lose my pokerface, pause time, take my time to smile, continue.
Cheat my way up to the top of the world.
Become a god.

If I spent enough time, I could get more shit down in this list, but nobody wants to hear that shit.

I would rule the world via prima nocta.

First, I would write my name as landlord on a giant plot of land on some remote island, then aquire the funds from banks to get someone to build a giant fortress on it with a port that is encased in the cliff of said island. Im talking full evil villain lair shit.

I would then get more funds to buy all navel shipping companies and inflate prices of overseas shipping tenfold.

Reveling in my riches, I would start writing my manifesto, brainwashing all my workers, and fully arm my base with nuclear weapons and a PMC of my own selection. I would then produce pamphlets for my next step.

After obtaining a shipping monopoly and new superpower, getting enough funds to fully staff my base with all female workers, and dominate the shipping industry, i would visit each country for a few timestopped years and inject semen into every females uterus, several times over the course of a few years and leave a pamphlet when i unfreeze time. After 10 years of regular time, after all children have been born, id kidnap them all and brainwash them for a year, returning them and having them enact my agenda. All future world leaders, great minds, and geniuses will be working for me through paternal influence and brainwashing.

>Call taxi
>Make him take me to all local banks
>Freeze time,go behind counter and grab all cash
>Next stop,Malls.
>Go to every store and rob all cash
>Cameras still work so i would wear a crazy outfit and mask
One day of that would probably me aroun 10-30k
>Travel
>Repeat for years.

Bump

Why some shitty local bank?
Why not some big bank? With more sheckles
Maybe wall st? Idk

I would eventually move on to bigger banks but Ill experiment first so i know its safe,cameras still work so still taking a huge risk.

Lol makes sense. Love how you put so much thought into a hypothetical situation.

Just dress up as an ayylmao and stick dildos in peoples butts as you would through. The gov will keep it a secret because of the possibilities of an acual lmao

cameras still work yes but time is frozen, meaning the recording would stop. just think of it like this, it wouldnt make any sense for all recording devices all around the world to have a random blank pause that lasts as long as your time freeze session

So time doesn't freeze, it continues but no time passes for others. It is like hitting the speed of light without moving

Am I on the right track here guys?
Time itself cannot be stopped.
But records of time can be erased, maybe forgotten?

think of it like this, if something were to be traveling faster than the frame capture rate of a recording device, it would not show up on camera, time is frozen and thus everything you are what is allowed to be interacted with would not be able to be picked up seeing as it would happen too fast or it'd be instant, depending on exactly how time would resume after you unfreeze it

you are doing and what is allowed to be interacted with*

Steal shit from grocery stores, take millions of dollars to live off, fuck people, break into trap houses and concerts to steal several sheets of acid..

Basically become the ultimate nigger.

I would drive 300km and have a look at my girlfriend's sister's tits

Fuck bitches get money

i have some news for you

I never once stole from the grocery store....
Not gonna say for sure... But I'm 99.99% sure I have never done that. Ever.
Why do you still listen to anything that small brained fuckwit says.