What would you do if The Purge was to actually occur?

What would you do if The Purge was to actually occur?

What could you realistically achieve?

Personally I'd fuck up some exs that treated me badly and spend the night torturing them and eventually kill them

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you can do anything you want and you decide to let your butthurt control everything you do that day? on top of your game user, i tip my fedora. Are you gonna take them home to your moms basement? Jesus christ thats pathetic.

I'd fuck off into the woods up north somewhere for a weekend camping trip.

Probably stay home like usual tbh

Go on a child rape spree like any normal person, not get butthurt over people that 'mad me sad' you fucking pussy

probably marathon the purge movies until the purge is done purging

Kill black people so the crime rate for the rest of the year is virtually non-existent.

Pretty high chance I would rape then murder at least one coworker, rape because muh neckbeard fatass, and then kill so shit isn't awkward at work.

Stay home and protect me and my own. I live in a pretty isolated place and I have guns and night vision equipment. Murder would be legal...so it would be the looter's mistake for trespassing.

Probably stay home and enjoy the chaos from afar.
Hopefully I can stock pile all the goods I need.

Rip off all the labels from my mattresses, then maybe even jaywalk

Throw stuff at cars

Nothing, because very few people would actually go around killing each other. All those edgy assholes would just get shot by an old man who was in 'Nam.

I would be fully-equipped to do some epic burglary. I mean head-to-toe mission impossible style. All sorts of assasin/james bond/mission impossible espionage shit.

It would be pretty bad ass.

I doubt anyone would end up dying unless they tried purging me, then, well, I wouldn't really have a choice.

Bruh. Blacks are the #1 killer of blacks. By murdering a dozen you save a hundred.

You need to spend the Purge inciting violence in their neighborhoods; let them do the work for you. Steal some guns and dump them in random spots.

Eliminate as many jews as possible

Barbaric!

Should I put a pile of chicken wangs next to the guns so the niggers can smell where the weapons are?

More like who I would do

the purge implies we are only good creatures because of the risk of being caught and punished. I think most people are legitimately good. Yeah there'd be some bad shit go down, but the vast majority would uphold their every day values. Me? I'd definitely do something to try to get some cash put aside but... I really doubt I'd go so far as to kill for it.

spend half the year finding out where the qt school girls live then fuck them on purge night

murrica, kek

>I think most people are legitimately good
being this naive. Dude if the purge was real I think it would be a million times worse than how the movie depicts. Some faggots would go around raping children, their own family, I mean hell, just take a look at this place.

And to top it off I might drink alcohol on open street, too! You can't touch me! This is Amerikkka!

>I think most people are legitimately good

This would be more my style

Drive around black out drunk. Every. Single. Night.
Eventually the people would clog up the engine and I would have to steal a new car

Sneak around and steal stuff from chain stores. Wouldn't fuck with mom and pop shops and the like since they're probably there defending their livelihoods, but I doubt any minimum wage employees are going to hang out defending best buy after everything starts.

i would steal google, i legally own that shit now.

If the purge was real, a whole lot of children would be walking funny the day after

this one bitch i know wants to die but i wouldnt kill her she tall so id just shoot her leg

take a nice lil drive up to toronto or montreal for a few days.

I would sit in my room wanking to anime and eating doritos, until some psycho broke into my home and killed me out of sympathy.

Anyone with any amount of money would just leave the country that week. Most to canada or mexico.

Very little business would get done in the few weeks leading up to it since everyone would be preparing for the mass migration and stuck in traffic. Literally anyone that isn't a piece of shit and can afford the gas to leave the country probably would.

Would probably only be the poorest of the poor left behind. So I guess if you would get off on killing some homeless people then cool for you.

Literally just sit it out
People I hate also hate each other, I don't need to get my hands dirty.

I'd fucking die.

>Being this new

Having this won't stop crime in any way so the usual violent gangs will use that night to commit many more crimes, and they will kill those fancy dressed rich idiots playing psycho.

I'd play world of warcraft and scam someone. Getting rich bitch.
Then i would fap to consensual pornography and sleep.

You mean while dodging the people who will try to murder you for being on the street, fighting people who had the same idea as well as fighting their parents.

Unless they're also raping their daughters of course.

amateurs. I'd do my taxes, claim over 9000 exemptions and deductions, and send that shit in.

Every big store would hire armed security.

Make a fire in my backyard.

Rich idiots can afford some crazy weapons and protection though, may put up a decent fight. So we would cut down our numbers of gang members and rich assholes significantly, not necessarily bad!

The poor that are good people though will be caught in it, which would be bad :(

Although... there would probably be a ton of charity programs to get poor people who can't afford to leave out or to a safe haven somewhere.

Maybe, I dunno. Would you go work security on a night where thousands of lunatics were running around murdering people for fun? I guess if the pay was ridiculous some people probably would. Could be too, considering the amount of inventory they could prevent disappearing. Then again, they could just get murdered and the company has payed them and lost all their inventory.

I think purchasing insurance or having some top notch security measures installed is a lot cheaper than individually hiring Contractors

Exactly when it starts buy a list of stolen credit cards off dark web. Spend next 12 hours buy as many bars precious metals, diamonds, bitcoin, and whatever else you can think of

Private military contractors get paid a lot.

Rob banks/pharmacies/electronic stores/set up illegal internet for the coming year/ burn down my workplace/extort nudes from Katy perry/steal a fuck ton of jewelry.

All the while I'd be nude. Just a skinny white boy making sure he'd never have to work again.

stay home and eat doritos and hide my self well

The only plausibe thing here is that you'd burn down your workplace. Congrats your out of a job and will never woro again.

get some kidnapping done for a yearlong rape session. loot essentials years after that

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I'd sneak around outside. Grab lone purge participants and cut their soft tissue-wide open then run away.

>plausible

We're talking plausible in a hypothetical thread?

Fine. I would burn down my work after blatantly opening a bullshit insurance policy on my coworkers while I couldn't be hit for insurance fraud or murder or arson. You fucking neet

Wtf

Kek

So... basically a normal tuesday night in Detroit?

Form a group with likeminded, concerned citizens. Do our best do hold up somewhere safe and stay out of everybody's way.

Absolute madman

Top Kek

Probably just guard the house.

Any of the movies have raep, or even implied raep/pre-raep?

I'd take acid then go for a stroll.

Take out politicians and the people who pay then to be gay shills

rape someone maybe even steal a few things here and there.

I would make carbon copies of hundreds, maybe thousands of credit cards through the year. Then on purge day I would hang out at home and illegally purchase thousands of dollars in goods, then resell them to make a huge profit.

>be first purge night
>in the span of 5 minutes every woman has been raped, half of the population is brutally murdered and 3/4 of commerces sacked and looted
>half of the country infrastructures are destroyed
>all the money has been taken out of the country and the economy has been systematically obliterated, even the gold reserves have disappeared
>23hours and 55 minutes left still
>mfw 'its the only way to maintain peace'

This is what I'm thinkin. Some kind of credit fraud I can do from the safety of my home.

Also, spam christian minecraft servers with 'frick'

Forgiveness takes a lot more balls user. It's also a lot more satisfying.

stay home probably.

I'm still friends with almost all my ex's and I have no ill will towards the others.

Maybe blow up a few cars with trump bumper stickers or rob some rich folks or something.

I'd make up with my family, stockpile shotgun shells, and spend the day in a lowkey fortified rural basement that would be difficult to get into without explosives.

They'd evacuate the merchandise to a secure central warehouse in the week before the purge, put up a double row of concertina wire, and good luck getting in without engineers. Also, private security. They might even have a clause in management contracts that allows them to pull salaried personnel in for security duty so they could stack the place and give everybody a mini14 like back in the 80s.

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