Q. How would Sup Forums go about dealing with a bully?
If this person lied about you, then fabricated things you are supposed to have said in order to justify hitting you. If this person attacked you and threatened to do you serious harm.
Would you:-
A: Let it slide and hope the issue goes away.
B: Provoke him in public so others can witness the bully in action.
C: Other.
Asking for a friend obviously. He is not a tough guy, but does not want to back down and take anymore crap.
C. Join the bully
D. Be the bully
E. Bully other people first
F. Bully the bully.
Bullying is so not cool. Fuckin chads
I would do A. first then if it continues I would do C: suriously harm the to let him know i'm not taking his shit.
A reasonable response. How far would you go?
Yeah you're right. And fuckin chads is so cool.
if you can, smite the bully after he initiates physical violence . make sure you leave a mark that can serve as a reminder for him and potential other bullies .
if thats not an option use subterfuge to ruin his life .
Your friend has to not be a bitch for this if he can muster up the courage it should 100% work. Confront the bully with a knife say some shit along the lines of "keep fucking with me and i'll cut you" seems edgy but irl would scare the bully
Not to sound like a huge faggot but if I was pissed off enough i'd probaby stab him in a part of his body that wouldn't kill him. Other than that i'd just try and break his arm or something that would send him to the hospital. Fucking hate bullies man.
Walk up to him and sucker punch him in the face and then go off beating him down until someone pulls you off. People will forget you sucker punched him but remember you're not to be fucked with. Did it my freshman year in HS and never had to fight again.
that could go terribly wrong depending on how much of a soyboy op's "friend" is and how much of an overconfident asshat the bully is .
True but if the bully is overconfident just give him a shank avoiding a lethal area
Jesus H fucking Christ. A knife is taking it too far. Could end up on a murder rap. No point in prison getting bum raped. Something painful but none lethal would be better no?
Invite him ro play barbie. That will show him.
You cant take anything to far with bullys may as well pull a cartman and turn his parents into chilli
meh that could also backfire tremendously if we are speaking of a school environment or cause severe legal consequences if he is old enough.
Simple, he touches me any harder than a tap smack the shit out of him; give it harder than you get.
Well unless your friend is strong enough and a good enough fighter to beat up the bully what other options does he have? Tell a teacher? Kek
>meh that could also backfire tremendously if we are speaking of a school environment or cause severe legal consequences if he is old enough.
you need to secretly get the bullying on tape and post it online, the massive resonse from the public and SJWs will put pressure on the school to get shit done and transfer the bully to another place.
Come to her house without telling her and introduce yourself as her friend to her family. When you're alone with her say this cassualy "nice family you got here".
agreed .
i learned a valuable lesson about disproportional retaliation in regards to bullies . they magically stop if you retaliate hard enough.
some asshole shoved me against some stairs caused a nasty cut at the back of my head , i stood up and when he was going for another shove i broke his nose and both of his thumbs . i was almost expelled and had to change classes but from that day onward not a single kid tried to bully me again.
Suck his dick so hard he becomes gay. Proceed then to ridicule him for being a fag.
Kid, if you've got a bully, tell your parents/teacher/principal/police officer.
yup that could work.
one of my bullies was expelled after an anonymous tip was sent to the headmaster that a certain boy was dealing drugs on the premise (saw him showing a small baggie of weed to his entourage) . about an hour later the homeroom teacher orders the boy to go to the teachers office and that was the last we ever saw of him.
Just fuck with him in secret like that pineapple guy
How old are you? If you are over the age of 18, "bullies" shouldn't be a problem.
You should either have the physical or psychological know him to best him or her or them.
And if you don't, then either let it continue, or move.
You don't have to take shit, but don't start shit neither.
do this!
send nudes of underage girls to his phone or social media . make sure to use a burner phone or other anonymous means and later rat him out for posession of child porn and being a pedo.
know how* for clarity
Not in school, this is adult life in an office / work environment. Spilled out into social life too.
Why the fuck am I asking children for advice?
Forgot the Pineapple guy. That was fucking hilarious. Must pass this on.
>If this person lied about you, then fabricated things you are supposed to have said in order to justify hitting you. If this person attacked you and threatened to do you serious harm.
Just go to the police dude. Minimum effort with maximum effect. Depending on what he claimed and did...
>calumny/defamation
>assult
>possibly monetary compensation for physical and psychological damage
>he now got a criminal record