You have 10 seconds to prove you're not an Ameritrash

You have 10 seconds to prove you're not an Ameritrash

> I can speak more than one language (besides Mexican)

I cant even set my foot in the U.S

I don't join my army to die for Israel.

I can get move around without any help.

Our large drink is a small in their country.

I'm obsessed with Americans

Эти бyквы caми пo ceбe cчитaютcя?

Maraykanku waa qashin khafiif ah

>I don't feel the need to tell everyone I have Irish heritage.

I know what earth globe is.

>calls the spanish language "mexican"

found the Ameritrash

I go to a hardware store for lunch

I dont need a mirror to see my balls

OP is a imposter Ameritrash trying to fool us.

I don't have to bring a credit card to the hospital.

I love talking about America nonstop

I can legally smoke weed everywhere in my country.

I say 'eh' in almost every sentence.

I have health insurance.
And pretty much free college.

Are you legally allowed to work in a shop that sells weed?

I've started calling myself Hubert "Fuckie Boy" Rosencrantz, is that a problem?

Bunnings snags are the best snags

/thread

im not fat and stupid

B-but americans are more obsessed with americans than any other country, isn't that a paradox?

Huh?
I'll refer you to this post for the answer ----

I don't need a search party to find my own anus.

I believe it's known as quasi-antebellum juxtapositional awareness inquiry

americans being obsessed with america is just another stereotype made up by nonamericans which really doesn't help your argument

Will you bring me my pants already, PLEASE?!?!

i'm white

??? autist?

I know geography

What does this tell you?

I'm a significant population count

Even if that were true, the qualifier would then be "more obsessed with americans than any other country", an explicit position with respect to the cumulative obsession involving America, when the qualifier is merely "obsessed with Americans" which could mean anyone including Americans. So not necessarily, you fag.
If you're going to pretend to be a faggot you could make sure that you're not actually a faggot, first.

I don't mutilate baby genitals.

>10 seconds

What does that mean?

net neutrality will only affect amerifat isp/webs and not mine

Im not eating shitty turkey today

i highly doubt that's true. How would a carrier group not know there's a lighthouse in their path? THis is horseshit.

That image has been perpetuated to hell and back and has involved so many different countries. The fact you have it saved speaks volumes about your intelligence.

You call Spanish, “Mexican” therefore you’re retarded. You’re also clearly jealous of the best nation in the world. I don’t give a shit what little cunt country you’re from, America would wipe it off the face of the earth with ease.

>crumpets
>scones
>tea
>bad teeth
>inbred white trash who dont know how to pretend to be black

Im pretty sure I wouldnt pretend to be english

idk dude destroyers got hit by cargo ships what twice this year?

>America would wipe it off the face of the earth with ease.
America would cease to be a country shortly after

>oil spills
>b-but someone posted this b4 i swear
hey newfriend

i have slow internet

What?

No surprises a wetback hates americans. Can't wait till trump deports the rest of your family for your crimes and being a rapist pedophile.

newfag

Okay

Unless you're Russian or Chinese, tough chance

This is highly unlikely. Most of you cucked countries wouldnt know how to load a firearm.

Sadly not.
The USA is too powerful for any non-superpower to stand a chance against them.
If they want to wage war somewhere, they'll just copy Hitler's Reichstag fire, create some tragedy, blame it on some country and fuck it.
As for the "wipe it off" part, they wouldn't dare to use nukes, that would actually lead to pretty much all of the UN sanctioning the US.

I use the metric system

I don't have sexual fantasies with my family.
Also today is 23/11 not 11/23

I cry about america on the internet.

he has done his job well

until I work and start paying taxes

we dont wear shoes inside the house

this educated but posts in bait threads

I speak 3 languages
English Spanish german

Oh wait
t. Ameritrash


>stay mad yourup

My country relies on the United States to maintain its status as a first world country

I can speak finnish, swedish, english and i have äåö on my keyboard

I think guns shouldn't be allowed to civilians

I'm skinny

/Thread.

WINNER

I'd rather spend more taxes to be able to afford good education than not get good education and earn less.
Don't have a problem with high taxes, they ensure my social and personal security as well as support my country's development.
Rather pay higher taxes for better public services than pay some fucking company.
Nothing is quite as disgusting as free market capitalism.

Dar eu sunt americanca si eu vorbesc limba romana si engleza

> under 300 lbs

Heт, oни кoнycы oт пecчaных ниггepoв

...

I have never seen a nigger in my life.

girls over 60 kg are rare here and we call them names

țâțe sau roiu

I love how europeans think they're superior because they can speak another language. 90% of the time it's English. If our country is so unimportant then why bother speaking out language? That being said this is weak bait and has been saved.

Ethnically, I'm 3/4th german and 1/4th romanian tho.
And culturally I'm absolutely german.

...

i use the fucking metric system not some backward ass medieval foot based bullshit

Nu, eu am un sot

Mexican is a language?
Hang yourself, OP.

I can speak other languages than english.

Americans typically only know English because it's all we really need in day to day life. Our country is about the size of all of Europe. Imagine if every country in Europe spoke French, would they really need to speak anything else?

I have a password and a dignity.

> Implying european just can speak european languages. French, spanish and German are widely spread over continents

OK EuroFAG, sit back while the USA RULES THE WORLD.
And there isn't a country within 600 miles of me that speaks a language other than English

Wrong! The knowledge is always good for yourself. If you are a stupid monolingual you're a similar than a CHIMP.

Then, an americunt is always a CHIMP (further than their skin colour).

For Example, I'm from Spain and I don't need english in my day to day life. But always try to learn something new. Ofc, I have a low lvl (currently).

More Spanish, next French and finally German.

I'm not saying learning new things is bad, just that learning a language you will almost never use isn't exactly what most people would rather focus their time on.

kek that's good

In 2045 USA = Will be Mexico 2. Then you need spanish :)

You realize european social-democracy is fairly recent. Europe was able to implement the welfare network with wealth generated by free market capitalism. Without relatively free market economic, the whole system collapses.

The federal republic of germany is working on a social market economy since it was founded in 1949.
Germany amassed a fuckton of wealth during the Wirtschaftswunder in the '50s and is still one of the strongest economies in the world.
You don't need to let the companies run amok to get a working economy.

>Can speak and write in Chinese mandarin.

Oherwydd mi fedra'i galw ti'n hoyw dew heb i ti cael syniad be dwi'n ddweud

I am mature enough to realise that a country is a piece of land at the end of the day. Patriotism of any sort is fucking gay. (Little over 10 seconds)

My country left USA stole our leadership in porn industry lowering the quality, creating a lot of stereotypes issues and now I watch american porn 'cause my country porn is pure shit.