Alright faggots. Pull out your tin foil hats and give me your favorite conspiracies

Alright faggots. Pull out your tin foil hats and give me your favorite conspiracies.
>titanic was an inside job (look up the federal reserve, John Astor, and J.P. Morgan)

Icebergs cant melt jet fuel

Idk about favorites, but yesterday I did find out that the queen of England is actually German

Icebergs can't sink steel beams

Aliens exist and use human political power for a constant state of disaster. Mk ultra, HAARP, GMOs, wars and diseases

>kennedy still living in hiding within ireland until he passed away in the mid 90s
>elliot rodger killings were to change gun laws, killer still alive under different name
>any landing/sattelite/space program being staged
>the current year being in the 1700s or other autism
>hollow earth, somehow flat at the same time

aliens live under denver airport

The earth is flat

I know for a fact OP is a faggot yet no one believes me. I know it’s true. Op. You’re a faggot.

al aqsa was built on top of Solomon's temple before the templar knights start digging in the underground chambers
>al asa is the 3rd most religious site in the world

Found the sandnigging mudslime

There is no Santa.
I have no proof just a hunch

Sandy Hook was staged to change gun laws

Bwahahaha. Satellite are in orbit right now, your theory has been debunked about 3000 years ago, globes have been a representation of the solar system since the Sumerians, we have been to the moon countless times

I'll list the two I think are the most inane are chemtrails and flat Earth.

lost

Chemtrails are real though, just look up. Flat earth though, its funny when people actually believe it

We wuz kangz. Im black btw

Chemicals in the water that are turning the friggin frogs gay

I dont believe them but my favorite to debate

>GMOs are bad
>Vaccines are bad
>Aliens involved in our history

9/11 was an inside job

Aliens had a nuclear war in ancient India, and that formed the mutated alien known as Jesus Christ.

Mermaids are real

traps arent gay

The Russian army is being funded by Russia

Well, to be fair, flat earth was never *officially* debunked.

the 9/11 wasn't an inside job conspiracy. it was obviously funded offshore as response to an unpaid bargain. if you throw a popcan at a brick wall, it wont bring it down. don't forget that news report about the bombs planted on the george washington bridge the same day.

Not a conspiracy, she really is of German decent, and a Nazi

All the royal families of Europe are intermarried, did you not know this?

You can't "officially" debunked something so retarded. You can only give them "the look"

I did, that's why I was pointing out to the faggot who just found out yesterday

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>433,000 pound plane
>"pop can"

Megalodons still exist - any other deep sea dinosaurs hiding out in the vastness of the ocean

Blacks are going to start a race war.
C. Manson

Kennedy was shot by a second shooter on the overpass.

soldier, you fell to that nasty bait back there. are you going to make it?

Trumps phones were tapped by obama during the 2016 election

I don't concider it a conspiracy but more an explanation of Life.

Life without a god.

>Imagine that Bacteria created us.
>There are more foreign Bacteria than human-like bacteria
>Bacteria need us so they created us the same way we created robots.

There was a good Youtube-Video about it but i forgot the title...
It starts with a story of a group of astronauts visiting mars and perishing during their way to mars.

Just because I'm gay, it doesn't make me a pedophile.

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I have read up on it and it's fucking stupid.

Humans are a failed experiment and then were left here to die.

Chemtrails aren't real. Read up on how turbine engines work.

People are becoming less and less social each day. We prefer to be on our phones, computers, games, and vehicles. We are constantly looking up porn instead of having intercourse. We are slowly becoming robosexuals.

Selena had that drunk girl in Chicago killed in the freezer so she can harvest her organs and have a kidney transplant

It's called black Friday because of all the chimps chimping out every year

Why would the date even matter? It's just an arbitrary number anyway. It doesn't even correspond with the birth of Jesus because the monks that did the math got it wrong.

Racist

Nah, it's cuz all the slaves traders needed to go back to Africa in the winter to replenish their stock, so they sold the slaves they had left at a huge discount to get rid of them. The tradition continues, but with electronics and shit instead of niggers

We're all living in a world controlled by kek

I agree. David Icke himself couldn't have said it better.

jews are saturn worshippers and reptilians chosen by ancient aliens and different entities to gain control over the nations of the world to enslave the pure native race. Hitler and Himmler knew all this shit.

Y'all niggers need sum help

Can I fuck my car?

6 gorillion haven't died, Hitler build them a spaceship and they flew away. I know that army think, but this would be great with some... EVIDENCE.

Speak for yourself. You don't know how does it feels when you want to fuck your AI and your penis doesn't fullfil USB standard.