Worst sex you've ever had stories?

Worst sex you've ever had stories?

I'll start.

>be me
>girl really likes me
>she's a bit chubby but has a nice face
>she invites me over for some drinks
>we start drinking
>eventually we start making out
>she starts to rub my dick, tells me to put it in
>i put it in
>loose as fuck, barely feels like I'm in a vagina
>could barely stay hard because chubby girls arent sexy
>didnt help that her cancer ridden dog that would die soon after wouldn't stop staring
>after that I left in the morning, never spoke to her again

Gay picture, gay story
1/10 OP is a faggot

>barely feels like I'm in a vagina
You must be really handsome if a girl wants to have sex with you, ignoring the fact that you're in a vagina.

Well I'd like to think I'm fairly attractive.

there is no such thing as a "loose" pussy. your dick was just too small.

Untrue, I've had sex many times beforehand and none felt like that did.

>virgin
>loose pussy

story into the trashcan it goes.

>be me
>really like this one girl
>hit her up, ask her out
>she says yes nervously
>some old lady sees me, starts to move towards me
>van is too far away and this girl is heavy
>old lady starts shouting for police
>police come, arrest me for attempting to kidnap a child
>come in front of court
>guilty
>serve 10 years in jail
>cell mate is name Bubba, a big black guy
>we're now happily married and I'm his wife

that's a beautiful story man

>26yr virgin me
>hebephiliac
>afraid of jail
>will stay virgin forever

>around 14/15 or so
>Really into this thicc girl
>she's around 17
>we're flirting for a while and we exchange numbers
>eventually she invites me to her place
>She kisses me, I kiss her
>She then tells me she has a boyfriend
>he's in his 20's
>says if i want to fuck her i have to suck him off
>do it
>she watches the whole time while touching herself
>he cums in my mouth and on face
>wipe it off, pull out hard cock and walk over to girl
>ready to fuck
>she laughs and calls me a loser
>kicks me to the floor and he begins fucking her
>i just get up and leave and cry like the faggot i am
>I am OP

call the cops on them? what's wrong with you, why'd you trust these people

...

Why do you trust what is obviously the fakest bullshit ever?

yeah, it's probably fake but that doesn't mean it could't happen to someone

>Be me
>Be 10 years old
>Met this beautiful girl
>Amazing tits
>Perfect apple round ass
>Hair smell like coconut
>We go to her place
>Start kissing
>Fuck her tight ass, but she tells me not to cum, since she want to try something different before that.
>Sure why not.
>She told me she want to fuck my ass
>I hesitate but agree because i'm so damn horny
>Fuck my ass with her penis hard as a rock
>Feel so good i end up cuming, and she also cums inside my ass
>We gave a couple kisses while relaxing in bed
>Get dress and decide to go back to my place
>Before going she grab my arm and in a shy voice tells me "Wait... I need to tell you something before i go"
>Sure, what happened?
>"I'm... I'm actually a man"
>Never feel so humilliated in my life
>Scream at him, push him and spend the entire day in my bed feeling soulles.
>Never been the same.

Went over to fuck an on and off fuck buddy that I had known for years. She was high on something and made me fuck her little brother in front of her

>went camping with my roommate and older sister
>one night we all get really drunk
>everyone is asleep except me and her.
>sister is obese
>she pulls out her tits and tells me to feel them
>we eventually fuck
>She starts sucking my dick
>vomits all over me.
>We blackout
>wake up the next morning smelling awful
>We agreed to take it out graves.
>She's dead now.

You are literally the most retarded person i have ever known.
Congrats

wow.

Aye

New years Eve a few years ago. I hook up with a girl and we have so much sex that my dick is sore the next day and she can barely blow me in the morning. Sucks

Possibly a Wide cervix. Now, consider yourself lucky if she was so wet it wasnt "tight"

I've always wondered this, why are fatter girls so loose? I've had it with both extremely small girls i;e 90 lbs, and girls up to like 150ish. For some reason all the small girls are like virgins, even one who had two kids. idgi..

Agree, one of my exs is skinny like a Tim Burton character, and i can't believe how tight is her pussy.
A couple months ago we fucked (she's married and cheat on his husband) and goddammit... Her pussy still so tight, it's almost hard to believe she's not virgin.