I fucked up bad guys...

I fucked up bad guys. I thought my headphones were plugged in and I've been watching porn for the past half hour with the volume all the way up. There is no way my family didn't hear what I was doing. Please help

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Could be worse
At least it wasn't CP

it wasn't cp but it was something almost as bad

Loli?

what was that

no
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that was being blasted at full volume while everyone in my house is cleaning getting ready for thanksgiving dinner. there is no way they don't know what i was doing

>almost as bad as cp

I don’t think you really can do anything… rip

dude just because of the situation. because i can't even play it off like i was watching something else

by that logic literally any porn you watch is suddenly 'almost as bad as CP' because now your parents know you do what literally everyone else does: watch porn.

no, thats retard logic.

who cares... They masturbate too

say you were watching a porn parody for shits and giggles and not wanking it.

i would but what i was watching was clearly porn

lmfao

dude i don't want them thinking about me masturbating on thanksgiving

Nothing left to do but walk out with no pants, sporting a huge erection, and sit at the dinner table. Jerk off on the rolls and declare, “I bring my own butter.” Eat up.

Probably the only thing you can do is shoot up a wal mart. That's how Americans solve these problems rite??

Tell then you were in the bathroomtaking a shower and it was a pop-up that blasted at full volume.

Well it's a bit too late for that now isnt it? There is no magic formula for you to get back in time, deal with it, don't make a fuss and they'll forget about it. If it was blasting for 30 min and did not confront you, I doubt they will now.

accuse a family member of playing a prank on you, act really angry about it

Sucks to be you OP, back in 2002 my sister went into my personal folders on the family desktop and shouts to mum "Derpy has porn on the computer mum" - and mum retorted from the living room "Of course he does, shut up", feels good to belong to a family of decent people.

fap again with the door open

>asking Sup Forums for advice

trust me, i'm a doctor

Now go hide in the shitter for 20 minutes so they think you're beating off
>protip: actually beat off

>Get out of the bedroom
>ask if they need help with mashed potatoes >because you already finished buttering the turkey

>1 hour 41 min video

so uh, did you watch the whole thing before you realized your headphones weren't plugged in?

They can be thankful for the fact that you're fapping instead of breeding.
>always look on the bright side, faggot

Do people actually watch porn with sound on?

Does you mom like it tender?
Because if so i'm sure she'll appreciate you beating the meat for her.

no like half an hour in i came and I took my headphones off and was like "FUCK"

Be glad it wasn’t incest porn, then you’d really have a problem, stop being such a faggot and suck it up

Or go on iFunny and find some ear rape vids where it’s a girl moaning and play it when with them, then show them it’s just a meme and you weren’t watching porn just having a chuckle

how can you be that stupid and not distinguish between headphones and speaker sound??

watching straight porn is worse than cp? you're just a normal guy, who spanked your monkey to vanilla porn. image if you had watched to gay porn, and your parents heard an adult man grunting and yelling "that's it mike, shove that cock up my ass and fuck me like a bitch on heat"

dude...

that post reminded me of this video lol youtube.com/watch?v=Qv5MCYfeGKU

Did you put your own cringy dialogue into the porno?

kekkest of keks

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5694aded7c368 THIS IS WHAT IT WAS

tell'em you had a girl in your room

>Please help
ok

Just own it OP. Act like everything is normal (because it is) and if anyone asks, yes you were watching porn. So what?

Nice bait OP.

If your parents could hear it, why couldn’t you? Are you deaf or fucking retarded?

youtu.be/otoF-Z56Jwo

Are you also a hebephile? I am and we are growing in number.

Op this is you.

it's okay that's just normal porn it could've been way worse you could've been watching like some japanese girl or something or some girl yelling daddy