Help my village is being raided in need back up

Help my village is being raided in need back up

Is it goblins?

I have come

Indeed sir knight goblins and newfaggs

The village will be saved

Thank you sir Korn of flakes we will need all the help possible

I, Khorne of the Land of Flakes shall vanquish all evil with my +50 drinking

Fucckk

You dare dout mine drunken prowess?!

Hello no please sir Korne of flakes we need you drunken powers to fight these newfaggs

I'm gonna kill the goblins.

And these vile newfags shall perish for tainting this simple village

Excellent now that I have assembled a militia I will join this fight against the taint with my power of pepe

Yes, thank you mighty pepemancer for aiding us in this most Noble endeavors

Attack!!!!!

We shall prevail

Fukkkk I'm hit!!!

N9oooooooo9oooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

We're fukkkkkkkked

I'm dying but you can still succeed keep the fight against these cancerous newfaggs

We shall Lord pepemancer

In oder to win I must give you my powerfully rare card so that you may Vanquish these gay boys newfagg
Take it as a token of my appreciation to to join the fight

Goblins are dead. I'm going home.