>Come into room
>See this on your bed
What do u do?
>Come into room
>See this on your bed
What do u do?
lick her asshole
Puke
rip it off and replace it with a white one... Can not stand yellow, white sheets are fucking the best... after that I would have sex with that hot chick
Put a chikita banana in her mouth and fuck her
call Emergency Pest Control dudes
that is a hideous yellow bed cover. it doesn't match anything in my apartment. I would definitely start with throwing that away.
do the BIG secks
call the fucking police, there ain't gonna be no nigress in my house
Hell I'll take the fucking gun and shoot her myself
Rape it again
Set up the camera cause bitch is about to get fucking B L E A C H E D
And then post it on Sup Forums for all of the (You)s
I'd hit it even tho she's a butterface
I'd commit white genocide to that
Nice body but that hair looks disgusting
lick it & fuck it. I don't usually find blacks attractive but that's a great body. I'd fuck her with a condom face down or doggy style so I can really appreciate that ass.
Ask who left a turd on my bed.
2 Live Crew "Face Down Ass Up".
Sell it
Tell the nigger to get out of my house.
Banana in pooper
mmmmmmm chocolate
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FUCK THE SHIT OUTTA HER CAUSE SHE FINE AS FUCK NIIIIIIIIIGGER
Ask her if she wants to engage in sexual intercourse with me and hope that she consents enthusiastically.
fbi, everyone knows you'd just illegally tap her phone for months and fap in your stupid vans
Fuck her, I'm into beastiality.
Pull her pants up, drag her out of my bedroom, call the police. Put all the bedlinen in the washing machine and wait for the police to arrest her.
Not even real site
Burn the mattress, the pillows, the sheets, the blankets.....
Lure the monkey away with a banana.
If ya know what I mean
God i love banging nigger chicks. Reminds me of this one i used to fuck. She had an ugly fat lip face but her ass and pussy were put of this world. The texture of their skin is like nothing else in the world. Smooth and soft but coarse and thick at the same time. Feeling a wet nigger pussy bareback is incredible. I would treat her like complete dirt too. Would tell her that i wanted to date and be with her and just when her pussy was wet as fuck for my strong eastern European cock id kick to the curb, only to text her a couple months later telling her i miss her and how i was just "going through some stuff before". God i miss those days.
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Check for my wallet
Turn myself in for breaking and entering because that's not my bed xDDd
/10/10 would smash
360 no scope, stand my ground
Do a 360 and kys
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is this Miss Finland?
Before or after I violently vomit?
>kek
Underrated post
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wew
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tell her she didn't wipe right and she got some pretty much all over herself
wtf is up with so much virtue signalling these days? couldn't they at least find a good looking brown broad?
Call Crimestoppers lol
pull her pants up, she'll get a cold like that
huh... I was thinking pull them the rest of the way down, and slide her under the covers.
>not sliding into her
call animal rescue and tell them there is a sheboon in my bedroom
it's getting cold these days I don't think sleeping naked is a good idea
we weren't going to be sleeping, besides exercise helps you warm up
Anal rape then get rope.
Throw it in the garbage where it belongs.
More?
I dunno fam if she's lying in bed I think it's better not to bother her. I'd rather wait for her to wake up before offering to go jogging with her.
do oral sex if dont have condons
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I'd break out the Queen Helene and get rubbing!!
And that's when I really got into traps...
I start looking for a good deal on a new mattress and bedding.
no way she has a dick
that's her front
ask her who she is and talk to her for a while, if she's nice I'd just sleep on her chest otherwise I'd tell her to fuck off / call the police
whip the nigger
I'd fukin fall on my knees for that
I would wonder why wife has been fucking her in my absence, shes only other person with keys to apartment. Then proceed to fuck also.
source
genuinely impressed tbh fam