Come into room

>Come into room

>See this on your bed

What do u do?

lick her asshole

Puke

rip it off and replace it with a white one... Can not stand yellow, white sheets are fucking the best... after that I would have sex with that hot chick

Put a chikita banana in her mouth and fuck her

call Emergency Pest Control dudes

that is a hideous yellow bed cover. it doesn't match anything in my apartment. I would definitely start with throwing that away.

do the BIG secks

call the fucking police, there ain't gonna be no nigress in my house

Hell I'll take the fucking gun and shoot her myself

Rape it again

Set up the camera cause bitch is about to get fucking B L E A C H E D
And then post it on Sup Forums for all of the (You)s

I'd hit it even tho she's a butterface

I'd commit white genocide to that

Nice body but that hair looks disgusting

lick it & fuck it. I don't usually find blacks attractive but that's a great body. I'd fuck her with a condom face down or doggy style so I can really appreciate that ass.

Ask who left a turd on my bed.

2 Live Crew "Face Down Ass Up".

Sell it

Tell the nigger to get out of my house.

Banana in pooper

mmmmmmm chocolate

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FUCK THE SHIT OUTTA HER CAUSE SHE FINE AS FUCK NIIIIIIIIIGGER

Ask her if she wants to engage in sexual intercourse with me and hope that she consents enthusiastically.

fbi, everyone knows you'd just illegally tap her phone for months and fap in your stupid vans

Fuck her, I'm into beastiality.

Pull her pants up, drag her out of my bedroom, call the police. Put all the bedlinen in the washing machine and wait for the police to arrest her.

Not even real site

Burn the mattress, the pillows, the sheets, the blankets.....

Lure the monkey away with a banana.

If ya know what I mean

God i love banging nigger chicks. Reminds me of this one i used to fuck. She had an ugly fat lip face but her ass and pussy were put of this world. The texture of their skin is like nothing else in the world. Smooth and soft but coarse and thick at the same time. Feeling a wet nigger pussy bareback is incredible. I would treat her like complete dirt too. Would tell her that i wanted to date and be with her and just when her pussy was wet as fuck for my strong eastern European cock id kick to the curb, only to text her a couple months later telling her i miss her and how i was just "going through some stuff before". God i miss those days.

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Check for my wallet

Turn myself in for breaking and entering because that's not my bed xDDd

/10/10 would smash

360 no scope, stand my ground

Do a 360 and kys

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is this Miss Finland?

Before or after I violently vomit?

>kek
Underrated post

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wew

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tell her she didn't wipe right and she got some pretty much all over herself

wtf is up with so much virtue signalling these days? couldn't they at least find a good looking brown broad?

Call Crimestoppers lol

pull her pants up, she'll get a cold like that

huh... I was thinking pull them the rest of the way down, and slide her under the covers.

>not sliding into her

call animal rescue and tell them there is a sheboon in my bedroom

it's getting cold these days I don't think sleeping naked is a good idea

we weren't going to be sleeping, besides exercise helps you warm up

Anal rape then get rope.

Throw it in the garbage where it belongs.

More?

I dunno fam if she's lying in bed I think it's better not to bother her. I'd rather wait for her to wake up before offering to go jogging with her.

do oral sex if dont have condons

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I'd break out the Queen Helene and get rubbing!!

And that's when I really got into traps...

I start looking for a good deal on a new mattress and bedding.

no way she has a dick

that's her front

ask her who she is and talk to her for a while, if she's nice I'd just sleep on her chest otherwise I'd tell her to fuck off / call the police

whip the nigger

I'd fukin fall on my knees for that

I would wonder why wife has been fucking her in my absence, shes only other person with keys to apartment. Then proceed to fuck also.

source

genuinely impressed tbh fam