Happy Thanksgiving Anonymous!

Happy Thanksgiving Anonymous!
Let's h-have a warm and comfortable meal t-together, and I'll t-teach you how to cook one f-for yourself next year

Other urls found in this thread:

vocaroo.com/i/s0sDA9TbKzrl
vocaroo.com/i/s0qy2NRP8zvP
youtu.be/1akxppIR3Io
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

I'm thankful for you, Alice~

And I t-thankful for you CC

Thanks for everything Alice :)

Better be turkey.

What're you thankful for Alice?
Did you have a big happy Thanksgiving dinner?

I'd be thankful for more ass pics.

What're we cooking today, Brain?

I'm so ready! Cute dre- I mean sweater! It's totally the first time I've seen it!

scumbag

Nice top

When are you going to show us your dick?

This fake, ye?

Happy thanksgiving Alice! I can't wait to eat with you!

It's m-my honor, Anonymous

I'm t-thankful for the chance to b-be with each and every one of y-you

this thread

I missed you so much!

Fuck off burn victim

Hey, Alice. I love you.

I'd much rather see your boi pucci, faggot.

Why in the natural fuck does your fridge calendar say 6/23/17?

how can you see what doesn't exits

*wraps her arms around you and squeezes tightly* S-sorry dear

real or not thanks

No

B-because that is w-when I wrote the schedule up.

I'm r-right here, Anonymous

I'm only in here because I haven't heard a woman's voice all day.

Women voices soothe my ever present existential crisis and lack of connecting with other women at a very personal level.

I'm sure you're thankful for all the god damn attention you gobble up with these threads

*hugs tight*
It's okay Alice I'm just happy you are feeling better

I'll d-do you one better then d-dear. Here's more of m-my voice, and tea to boot

Or she could simply share a recipe for those of you who don't leave the basement. Take your attitude somewhere else

*smiles warmly* I'm f-feeling much better now, Anonymous

American female voices are fucking disgusting, learn Japanese if you really want to be soothed

I don't know, but I know you certainly can't see what doesn't exist.

B-but I am Japanese. Half, anyway.
Wait, is the female voice sounds good gene autosomal dominant or recessive?

nudes please i have nothing on this blessed day even my onahole has rejected me

>even my onahole has rejected me

How?

Sweet christ above, why would you pour tea like that, you -animal-

S-sorry, we n-need to move on to the glaze.
And not that glaze.
This glaze.

H-here is how to make it.

vocaroo.com/i/s0sDA9TbKzrl

my god you are insufferable

omg how are you so adorable alice-chan

Thank you. Keep the show rolling, Alice.

Also, nice outfit today.

...

G-getting some mixed messages here.

I t-tried my best!

T-thank you~ It's m-my Lana cosplay

...

>her

I'm fine with most female voices. Her voice is fine and reminds me of an unsure, college girl trying help someone at a store.

pathetic.

When are they going to fix the filters on this shit site

...

thank mr skeltal

...

Alright, s-so make sure to time your turkey cooking time r-right to your oven; there c-can be a large variance in cooking times due to d-differences in oven strength.

Test early and often! Y-you can cook more, but not less!

vocaroo.com/i/s0qy2NRP8zvP

...

That eye is staring into my soul, jesus. Feel like I'm being watched by the babadook.

...

You're very welcome, Alice. Don't slip on the spilled tea.

What the actual fuck is going on here? and why are there no tits?

I mean, thigh comments are usually my thing, but I'm liking this dress

...

b-but today is the 23rd...

Alice is making food. Also, Alice doesn't have any tits.

...

Love you alice

D-don't worry, devil, I'm on t-to your tricks.

Why w-would there be?

L-look kiddo, I w-was a little messed up w-when I did this okay?

I l-like it too! Very comfy!

I d-do too!

Love you t-too darling~

I know, right

...

youtu.be/1akxppIR3Io

THE DEAN OF FAGGOTRY IS BACK!
im secretly happy

That's a pretty nice quality print user

...

It's adorable

>I d-do too!

Unable to verify, I haven't seen them.

...

any more good sir

You don't need to ask for tits or gtfo when speaking to a man.

G-glad to be doing such an important public s-service.

Alright, n-now we add freshly squeezed orange juice and vinegar t-to add a bit of flavor and make sure it s-soaks in

...

Oh sweet baby Jesus, I'm not the devil.....I don't think I am. I didn't expect to hit trip sixes today....

...

T-thanks! I'm Alice by the w-way

...

>it's time for chort
what?

...

CHORPED

...

tons. Tits, face, ass, everything. But I've fallen deeply in love with Alice and will not expose her

...

M-moving on, we add some mustard and honey f-for some spicy and sweet texture

Oh, I couldn't tell you were joking. Please do continue.

what the heck is chorped?

Script guy where are you please kill this thread and may the stupid bitch die sooner rather than later thank you

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You're sure to make us hit the image limit in no time with your snail-like posting speeds, keep it up Fagneto

wow you are really pathetic. I don't know why you think that posting shit like that will make her reciprocate your love. Thats not what love is. You dont know what it means to love.

You've got a mask over your face you're user like errybody else
Is it a matte print btw?

B-by your command~

WHADDYA MEAN WHAT IS CHORPED