ITT: Things you would say during both Thanksgiving dinner and sex

ITT: Things you would say during both Thanksgiving dinner and sex

Show me to the kids table.

You're despicable

AAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYEEEEE!
LMAO!

im reddy to engulf andy sixx log

>Things you would say during both Thanksgiving dinner and sex

Pass the baby please

Dad stop fingering my asshole

More stuffing?

More gravy!

Fuck that's moist

I like the dark meat

Can I lick the spoon?

Where did the turkey come from??

Hmm... Not a lot of breast left

>More gravy!

Why are your parents here

Lets do it whitout our parents next time

Wow, everyone came on time

Ah, 1997

Fuck your mother

>Ah, 1997

Good times!

Top kek

This is dry as fuck

that tasted great

im dripping here

pass the gravy

let me eat that ass

thanksgiving is for benders

You've always been my favorite cousin

can't decide on whether this is funnier or sadder (assuming you're poor)

Japan why would censor the pussy and not-
Never mind...

DEAR LORD UP IN HEAVEN THANK YOU FOR THIS BOUNTIFUL FEAST YOU'VE GRANTED ME.

Tubgirl, goatse, rotten.com......nostalgia for oldfags. *sigh tick tock

jesus, would it kill you to put down your cell phone?

A frequent question in 1997

...

Drizzle that on there

It's time to stuff your face mom.

It's running down my chin!

>licks fingers

Grammy, I think your buns need some butter.

This Is Horrible and good for some reason

Smells like gravy!

Wonderful as always, mom.

I honestly wasn't expecting to see so many vegetables.

No brusselsprouts

So aunt, jenny how are the kids?

Is Daddy coming?

pass the mashed potatoes

At least its wearing a condom.

Hey, want to help me stuff this bird?

Thank you, mommy.

got to have your goddamn souffle... with sweet tater!

I think im gona be sick

Your mother really likes the dark meat, doesn't she?

We need more butter.

this tastes funny

Let me scoop that out for you

That was good

>I think im gona be sick

save me the big pieces

It's funny because it's true.

OOHHHH, FUCK YESSS!

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Niggers and Jews are responsible for 911

"my dear fellow americans
let us get even more obese"

"enjoy it everyone, tomorrow we may not be around due to mass shootings"

"wow, this tastes great! where did you buy it?"
"at the supermarket in the mall"
"wow, how did you get out alive?"

...

it's times like these I wish my cousin was here

hey, time to turn off the Lil Peep album

Wow, this is really moist.

" i said the gravy, not the guns"

"on behalf of everyone at this table, i would just like to thank the Mexican cheap laborers who worked hard to provide for us these veges"

"this meal cost a lot, but nowhere near as much as our enormous foreign debt"

"next year we may be having chinese instead of turkey because they are pretty much going to be ruling our country any day now"

breast or thigh? ... hmm, both please!

"who would like to lead us in saying grac-"
*gunshots*

"im just popping down to the store to get more coke"
"ok dont forget your bullet proof vest"

the autism is strong in this one

Tpbp everyone goodbye

butthurt amerifat detected

I absolutely LOVE those rolls!

Grandma I love putting your spotted dick in my mouth

sure, kid. keep up the autism, though. you know it's funny, and that's all that matters.

I'm gonna fall asleep hard once I finish

I'm full.

i am a butt hurt amerifat but it has nothing to anything some user retard types to me but you should try harder fuckstick

I don't think you're doing it right.

I want to stuff your turkey

>labored breathing from high impact masturbatory reciprocating wrist manipulation

"You really outdid yourself this time mom"