Be me

>be me
>24yo femanon
>meet guy off tinder
>he's super cute
>possiblebf.jpeg
>i go to his place
>start sucking him off
>his cock isn't hard
>he starts pissing
>not sure what to do
>just swallow it
>"fuck yeah, nasty piss drinking whore"
>when he finishes pissing he wanks onto my face and asks me to leave
>mfw

That's what you get for meeting guys on tinder.

where should i meet guys

Tits or gtfo you nasty piss drinking whore

I lol'd but that sucks. I'm on tinder and can't even get women to respond to me half the time. I'm not uggo at all just don't post with my shirt off I guess. What do you look for when on tinder?

People so good to bars n shit but idk bar flys are gross imo

i like qt boys

Nigga wut. Why would you drink it?

What does that entail boys that are from like one direction or some shit?

If you do it everytime you can be my gf forever

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who's the guy in the middle?

u have to have swag dude. u gotta be born with it

That's me you turd lol

user is correct

>Saying swag unironically
Are you 12?

I do but people don't pick it up on a tinder profile. I'm so much better in person it's stupid, over dating apps I feel completely hindered. I think pick up lines are super cliche

public

what kind of shit do you like?
think about a place where people who like that kind of shit might congregate

nerd? library
alcoholic with no self esteem? bar
materialist who fetishizes commodities? shopping center
hippy vegan organic woo woo bullshit? organic/natural food stores

tindr is for hook ups

>calling someone 12
are you 13?

If a guy like you can't get matched on tinder I feel like I'm screwed.

The gym, school, work.

Disturbing lack of tits in this thread...

Sup Forums: where boys pretend to be girls so they can live out their gay piss fantasies.

>Using "what you say is what you are" logic
Please end your own life

Agreed.

>just swallow it
Unless he stopped pissing, you wouldn't be able to just "swallow it".

>Femanon goes on a tinder date with R. Kelly

I think he already loves you

Alright, well this is just a dude, and you're all falling for b8.

Tell me about it man! I don't get it and when I do get matches they don't even reply.

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chacked

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correct
the trick is to have unique pics and bio TRUST ME BRO but heres the thing they can tbe too unique ok they gotta be relatable but original OR u gotta be interestieing BUT not in a pretentious way and..MOST importantly.....u gotta be funny. ok heres an example: "looking for someone to drink malt liquor with and listen to early 2000's RnB" this shows that you dont take yourself too seriously, youre a fun guy who isnt above drinking malt liquor (although u could be saying malt liquor as a joke and actually drink some other type of alcohol whatever) AND it shows you have good interesting taste in music (pro tip: every girl likes RnB). hope this helps.

>bi
>initially make small talk
>ask them if they're interested in meeting/fucking
>send them a picture of me holding my dick
>get to fuck someone anytime I want
You really only need a nice looking penis, an average looking face, and not act like a complete fucking sperg.

>sucks off rando from tinder first night you meet him
deserve every negative thing that happens to you, you dumb slut lol.

what if you dont have a nice looking penis?

Use the sideways angle my nigga, it’ll work good for you.

jelly much fgt, big deal she sucked a cock

>why can't I find a nice respectful guy?

get triggered more, slut. turns out your terrible decisions have actual consequences and nobody will ever love you. who knew? :^)

You think so?

My dick is thicker than a toilet paper roll and 2 hand spans long. Or about 6" thick and about 8" long.

An impressive looking penis will attract far more men than women, but women will still be interested if only to get a first hand look even if she doesn't feel confident enough to take it up the cooch.

nigger im some random user retard who you talking to bichnigar? you think i give a fuck or am OP kys

i have a 5 inch like thin as fuck just below average like no girth joke of a cock still could be worse and fuck you for having that monster hog in between your legs

Posted this. Only got 4/10 and occasionally 7's.
9s and 10s go for older men, but then again I'm 18 so...

OP can you please post face so we can rate. Also do you live in 604/778

this come on OP im fapping

Grinder

I'm a grower. For years I thought I had a midget dick because of gym class showers.
Seriously I go from like 2.5" to 8"

open bobs

>4/10
man some people like to stroke ur ego

Tits or gtfo
Cunt

you look cute

grower as well but unfortunately only a cunt hair over 5 inches and like I said very little gurth fuck you as well and your 8inches

And vegana

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i'd smash

Yeah, try it. I know it works for me. I have really high cheek bones