Tfw no bf to slap my feminine benis with his big veiny benis

>tfw no bf to slap my feminine benis with his big veiny benis

>tfw no BF to slap your small veiny dick with his big feminine dick

Post fembenis.

>tfw you look on with dismay as the proles smash in yet another storefront window in order to gain access to basic goods and services

>tfw no big bearded man with tattoo sleeves to hold me while we jerk off together.

Are you cute?

post yours

I don't have a fembenis.

Am I?

...

Yes.

show benis

kik ._.

shit ill smack you alright, area code?

here you go

lonelybobcat but be prepared to show me your face

thank you. beard?

Really need to trim it.

without any other context it doesn't look good tbh. beards are more about how they compliment a face

hows that feminine?

Course it looks like shit, its a close up of a rat's nest on the chin. I haven't trimmed it in weeks.

>of course it looks like shit, i intentionally took a bad photo

dude, the point was to show your whole face

no where in this conversation did i claim to have a feminine penis. that was OP

That's not going to happen. Look like shit after having to cook up Thanksgiving dinner and then going to work after.