FBI just ceased your computer
What did they find?
FBI just ceased your computer
Jaxon Barnes
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Lincoln Myers
My computer doesnt work, Im saving for a new one
Anthony Rogers
500gb of torrent'd 18+ porn, I should be fine
Michael Green
Streaming is free nigga
Jason Rogers
Ok, they got your computer cellphone
What did they find?
Camden Phillips
Siezed - Learn to spell mutherfucker
Michael Wood
Learn to answer the question bitch
Andrew Howard
Pictures of poo poo
Josiah Diaz
I started the collection over 10years ago, it's more of a cant find that shit anymore. Mostly stream now.
Zachary Baker
A copy of world of warcraft, microsoft office pack, and a couple tv shows are on the bricked computer.
On my phone Ive just got the normal stuff. Some podcasts, a few photos of my dick, and a wow armory app.
Speaking of, asus rog gl703vd any good?
Nathaniel Price
First thing they would notice is my sexy custom water loop
Henry Morales
If it's legal
Upload to pornhub
Evan Phillips
A shit ton of furry porn
Isaiah Williams
Windows 98
Christian Walker
You and me both user
Dominic Bailey
lots of porn and some vidya games
Michael Davis
All my games.
Andrew Jackson
LINUX IS FREE
INSTALL GENTOO
Sebastian Baker
loli... All the loli,..
Joseph Brooks
Almost everyone has illegal shit on their computers that they don't even know about.
FBI takes my laptops, and then offers me a job.
Aiden Harris
Why are pcs essentially the same thing for over 20 years now?
Hudson Bennett
a shit load of random 0s and 1s with no discernible pattern
Hunter Hill
>What did they find?
A fully encrypted system.
Robert Robinson
Christian Thompson
Meatspin.com homepage
Got 'em
William Powell
Make them do something
Leo Lopez
After days of stalling I will reveal the password to my encrypted partition just so that they too can enjoy my 20+ gigs of furry smut.
Austin Gutierrez
Same tho
Owen Gomez
Tutorial
Please
Caleb Evans
About 900usd in mined Ethereum
Nolan Brown
They found that I use the word Seized not ceased when shitposting. Autistic fuck
Asher Russell
See
Carter Young
>Seized
Seized makes me think of a engine failure more than anything.
Kayden Fisher
>Codes for the Zion mainframe
Camden Howard
Windows not genuine, I'm fucked boys
Robert Brown
>Zion mainframe
Brayden Lee
Say you're a college student
or better yet
INSTALL LINUX NORMIE
Liam Bailey
>Linux
Tried WineHQ, not going there again. I would consider dual booting with Linux for certain things but that's about it.
Bentley Cox
Just use Ubuntu MATE
Dam nigga
Joseph Ross
Hi.
Isaac Stewart
Depends on which computer...
Brody Gomez
this
Jaxson Lewis
Hello
Gabriel Ortiz
800000 edited variations of goatse, and they have to go through and look at each and every one of them
Jacob Anderson
List them
Luis Richardson
Kek'd and booked marked
Thanks user
David Nguyen
-Home office
-Homework computer
-work computer
-Porn computer
-Home server
Chase Wood
I mean the stuff they would find on each
Nice home network
James James
All my hobby files of writing, scanned art, and papermodels going back to 1994.
A hundred GB of sorted porn images, that worrisome directory "teen".
A few weeks worth of pirated movies, and episodes.
Saved message board threads, humor images, troll images, etc.
All of this also on back up harddrives (the reason I still have stuff from 1994).
The computer is encrypted, the harddrives are not protected but hidden.
Too bad I've never done anything to get raided.
Josiah Gray
On each one???
That's a lot of shit, user.
Wyatt Nguyen
Not for long
Carson Butler
Nothing. All my files are encrypted with MD5.
Charles Cruz
My nigga
Ryan Lewis
A computer
Michael Perry
logg me up
Jordan Jenkins
Just list them all
Understands
Carter Moore
>MD5
Cake walk for NSA
Brandon Perry
NSA is legal hackers
FBI can't get into a iphone though
LMAO xD
Brayden Wright
...
Home Office:
-Windows 8
-Firefox
-ispy program
Homework computer:
Windows 7
-Autodesk Suite
-Microsoft Office 360
-Adobe Suite
-On Center Estimator
-ispy program
Work computer:
Windows 10
Microsoft Office 360
Porn Computer:
???????????
Home server:
300 movies
10000 songs
10000000 pictures
Mason Morales
>FBI just ceased your computer
>What did they find?
> Be in college
> Be into CP
> Feds knock on door and serve warrant
> frownyface.gif
> spend more on attorneys than I spent on college
> get convicted anyway
> multiple years in club fed
Not worth it. If I got raided now they would be very disappointed, I ain't got nothin'.
Jaxson Thompson
Same
Jason Jones
Sorry you went through that shit. Getting V& sucked. :(
Kayden Richardson
About 500GB of this image over and over.
Bentley Adams
Spicy memes
Gazillions of them
Wyatt White
>What did they find?
Not much. Why? You have shit on your computer you wouldn't want found by cops?
Luke Powell
A bunch of normie stuff and a 3TB encrypted partition.
Jeremiah Garcia
I'm glad I report pedo's like you
Cameron Hall
memes
Josiah Roberts
>ceased
Well if it was yours they didn't find any coherent English
Robert Gutierrez
KYS
Angel Perry
Yep. I just turned 18. 10 years probation which got violated because I got my girlfriend knocked up. 17 months DOC... BUT life is great now... 21 years later...
Nathaniel Green
Ryder Gonzalez
see
Anthony Carter
nothing illegal
just a ton of furfaggot porn
Wyatt Williams
>pedos
Okay retard
Caleb Morgan
Bunch of video game saves and some artwork. I don't save porn anymore. I barely even watch it anymore. Made up shit in my head works way better.
Robert Fisher
see
dictionary.com
also see
for an answer to the question
Nathaniel Long
Nothing because I have a password
Ryder Cook
LOL, you probably think that makes you hardcore or edgy, when in fact it proves that you are a cucked loser who blindly does whatever the government says.
Ethan Watson
oH nO!?!? MR Sp00Kee HaKCerMAn HiMsELf!!!!!111!
Isaac Johnson
See
This fucker literally said CP
If that's not a pedo I don't know what is
Angel Hall
Is it password?
Robert Wright
No, you!
Gavin Baker
>edgily calls out dude for try to be edgy
Jeremiah Bennett
...
Gavin Miller
You are an idiot.
Jaxon Smith
Youre the kind of cunt that would wear shorts when its snowing just to be different.
OUT. NOW.
Henry Rodriguez
21 years ago? LOL, we might have done time together if you had done federal time. (I was BOP, not DOC)
Aiden James
S H O O K E S H
Andrew Perry
cheese pizza
Jace Gutierrez
Ooooh, I saw that on Mr. Robot. That's some legit shit.
Liam Smith
>This fucker literally said CP
>If that's not a pedo I don't know what is
He was just correcting your incorrect punctuation.
Liam Stewart
Yep. Never doing that shit again.
Grayson Peterson
Explain
You look at CP you are a pedo
No excuses
Sebastian Wood
**you're**
Jaxon Edwards
>Yep. Never doing that shit again.
Yeah, the conviction certainly had that effect. Never fucking again!
Aiden Williams
No
Jaxson Thomas
It actually is
Got it installed on my Dell
Angel Nelson
I'm not telling you.
Jose Davis
Uh Oh!!!
Mr scary user is DeMAindiN ahn ExpLuRNooSHun!!!!!!