ITT: How to kill all humans. I'll start

ITT: How to kill all humans. I'll start.

Genetically engineer diseases like very contagious ebola. Release and wait.

When most people are dead, bomb power grid. Many will starve.

Bomb agricultural land with napalm.

Pick off the survivors.

Cool story. When do you turn 16?

Picks off survivors
Thinks he killed them all
Kills his helpers and himself
overlooks a few survivors hiding in a cave
rebuild humanity

>very contagious ebola

Kek'd

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35 years ago.

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>as opposed to regular ebola
Sage goes in all fields

If Ebola was contageous like flu every country would have lost 10% of population. Some filoviruses kill 30%

Vote in a U.S. president who vastly increases the national debt, do it again, and again, and again, and again.... Eventually this leads to a default, causing a world-wide crash. Consequences are so severe that countries fail, leaving most of the world on their own. Massive starvation, billions die, rogue states with nuclear and biological weapons and no food go berserk. A new stone age.

Best part? I don't have to do a damn thing.

>How to kill all humans
>Pick off the survivors

Surely that would leave you?
Faggot

Better way, Hillary wins 2020 US election and starts the war she promised with Russia.
Russia kill the US in days
>profit

The resulting nuclear fallout decimates the power grid killing the last US survivors and poisoning the water course.

A blanket of dust surrounds the Earth causing Nuclear winter on a global scale, power grids, water tables and food is now contaminated by the fallout and the remaining crops and animals die in the sub zero temps. Any surviving humans would be sick of radiation / starvation and dehydration making the restart of the human race impossible.
Wait for the last human to die.
>Profit

Master fusion reactions and fail to contain them thus turning Earth into a mini star. Funny thing is many scientists around the globe are trying to do exactly that today.

>Vote in a U.S. president who vastly increases the national debt
We're talking theoretically here, not recent history.

Just kill all the bees everything will die shortly after just a couple years

This is so dumb it's sad.

good move

Remove Television and Internet, and tell each news paper it was radicals that have the opposite political leanings. Would lead to massive distrust and the collapse of the western world.

Asia will self-destruct because China will take over, and Africans would die because we're not sending $2 a month to unicef :^)

I'm pretty sure they're not trying to turn the Earth into a mini star but to create a new way to generate clean energy so we can stop poisoning our planet

Create simple nano technology that is able to self replicate and is also programmed to destroy human DNA upon contact.

Done.

How about this:

You try to connect humankind. I don't know how, but it should be capable of making people talk to each other without sending letters. It'd be like a net between it's users, like, maybe an internal connection.
Next step make a place to which they connect to, like a channel. Now screw that because it was shit and you can't do anything in life, but decide to do it again and again. Because you are lazy you enumerate them and end up with something like channel 4.
There will only be sad virgins with too much freetime using it, hence the global depression coefficient rises to incomprehensible levels.
Now you show everyone on earth the site you created and people will decide they cannot live in a place like this and are gonna kill themselves.
In the end the sad virgins also kill themselves, because all the fapping material has deceased and the last corpses are rotten away and unusable.

How to exterminate humans?

Easy. Just make them think that "greed is good" and let them kill each other over dwindling resources.

It's like slow cooking a frog over gradually boiling water. They'd be dead long before they realize they're dying.

Kill all the bees