Any advice on how to pick up a guy at a bar/club?

Any advice on how to pick up a guy at a bar/club?
It's been a while :(

Cut your face and tell him you're edgy as fuck coz you come on Sup Forums

>Any advice on how to pick up a guy at a bar/club?

Do you have a dick? DIE FAGGOT CANCER SPAMMER

I'm not a spammer

Wanna fuck?
Ok.

be a real woman. not a whatever you are

Haha, doesn't always work that way.
Op

Why so mean?

i am angry because of me satisfying your pathetic need for attention when i, as well as everyone else, should ignore those fucking self centered threads

Thanks for the advice, appreciate it.
Op

What kind of guy do you want to pick up?

it was an advice for myself

this

OP you keep posting this fag shit and you've been doing it for the past few weeks using pics of your dumbass eyes making stupid poses

it's unique but it's also retarded

Dude why are you homosexuals so fucking weird though like seriously? Can't you just fucking be normal

buy him a drink

Oh yes you are
Be yourself, being such an attention whore, it shouldn't be too hard to get some desperate fuck to give you one.
Don't forget to tell him all about your boo hoo stories, how you're alone etc
Fuckig cunt!
>> /soc

Hi again.
One that's not a big tool, haha. I hate the machismo macho attitude.
I guess what I'm asking is how to approach one without seeming desperate and vulnerable.

You will always seem desperate and vulnerable because you are.
So maybe fix that before you start picking up men at bars.

But seriously.. just go there to have a good time and be sociable. It's not that hard for women to pick up men.

Ok.
I'll just sit alone on the end and look pretty until someone says something, haha. Maybe I'll dance.

I'm not doing this for you..
Get off my shit you haircuts.

There's nothing wrong with being forward either if you do it subtly. Compliment people on what they are wearing or remark about something in the bar to someone nearby.

Can't wait for your new story in a couple of days or so: "I've been raped"
You come up with so much BS, it wouldn't even surprise me.
Do you believe all the shit you say/write?
Mythomaniac muh?

Stupid spell check..was supposed to be "halfwits" haha
Op

Make me bitch!
user gave you some good advices but noooo, you ignore them and come back.
So STFU and take it

Haircuts is a decent insult though

And I'm sure you're life is so comical id laugh my ass off.
Op

lift with your legs so you dont hurt your back.

???

kek

Bitch make a fucking discord account so i can put you in a containment community until you are less of a newfag.

???

bend your knees not your back shen picking him up or you might throw your back out.

Please keep it locked and throw away the key.
Thank you, Sup Forums

There is a chat program called discord. If you want friends that won't treat you differently because you are a girl make an account and I'll let you into my community.

Fuck you losers..
Why am I asking advice from a bunch of virgins anyway.

No.
why would I do that?

Exactly!
Now fuck off!

You want to take advice from someone that actually knows how to deal with user hate for being female/being a name, make a fucking discord
Otherwise I'm going to start having banana scripts ran on your threads.

Only funny response and you don't even get it, you must be a faggot

Im gonna run Pepe ones if this thread doesn't soon disappear

Do it then, figure out how to get no where with me. Do you think I hold out for fun? Kind of i guess but I know what you smelly little freaks want.
But you insist on being assholes.
I was just looking for a little moral so I can get laid but I guess that's asking too much.
I'm done with this thread. Fuck it up all you want.
Op

Go to your own dedicated fucking board!
>> soc

W&hhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyy?!?!??!?!?!!!!!

You are such a thin skinned twat.
If you want people to be nice go the fuck to reddit, or /soc/ like others have said.

Coz that's where you belong.
Want attention and recognition?
Blab about your shitty life
Ask for advice
Wonder if they would fuck you
> soc is for you
Now be gone thot!

stop being a freak and act like a woman.

Revy My love

No, act like an user.
Not like an attention whore

Do you want to elope with me?

Fine.
If I go there and you come there to fuck with me, I'll come back.
Come to talk, I'll chat with you.
But taunt me again and I'll return to Sup Forums to haunt like the ghost that I am..
Deal?

Regret Everywhere is the same.

I am already eloping with another shitposter. Sorry fampai
Ain't nobody gonna follow your boring ass

Did you meet him from Sup Forums?

Is that a threat?
FFS, you're more delusional than I thought.
You're a pathetic fucking joke.
keks

Yeah, actually. He was an ironic avatarfag/hater.
We met flaming people on here. A romance for the ages.

attention whore =/= woman you fucking basement dweller

Glad you find someone.

Thanks dude.
I should get back to work. I'll see you folks next time.

See ya

Fucking dimwit, she's nothing but an attention whore
Piss off whiteknight

See ya Sup Forumsro

wow you're dense
you don't even know what you're responding to
go fuck a watermelon

Hello

If you say so.

How to pick up a guy? Just ask to suck his cock. Mission accomplished.

If you're a faggot man looking for another fag i figure you guys would be fucking all the time.