User

user,
share something interesting about the last person your dick was inside of.

She had crippling social anxiety and smelt like shit

My only sexual experience was with a guy. He sucked my limp dick as i couldnt get a boner. wasn't into it but was too much of autist to say stop. Now that guys transgender, and is a pretty QT trap. And my limp dick and not being into masculinity betrayed me. Because i'd fuck the shit out of her/him now.

She was 51 and overweight but let me cum inside her so all was good

She liked to think she was a man.
But I could only get off while imagining her as a woman. Squirted while I called her my little boy.

Had a horrifyingly huge outie, I tipped then dipped, I could hear her crying, I didn't care, I never spoke to her again afterward

My wife, two days ago. Pretty standard affair. Interdasting? The bed we fucked on was kind of sloped, so the puddle of cum kind of ran in that direction.

Holy shit, those boobs, what a nasty one, mind sharing? Wanna cum on her

She was a fucking cunt.

She just confessed me she has a teacher-student roleplay she wants to play out.

She always does everything I tell her to -up to but not limited to pet play- and im more than happy to play aswell (plus I love her in a skirt) but I just dont know how it is supossed to play out. I mean, i sense it spirals into power play, but I have no idea how to start without it being an extremely cheesy 90's porno.

Any ideas? She is very submissive and younger than me

...is that a fucking 5o clock shadow mustache?

She could only cum if we were in public/had a high chance of being caught by someone.

It was my wife. She squirted all over the bed and I came inside her. Cool thing is she kept cumming for like 15 minutes after.

they don't exist

She thinks she's a witch. Like goes outside naked in the moonlight and reads tarot cards, and does "rituals".

Know that feel

Any nastier one? She has that bitch looking, mind fucking her with me? :p

Sounds fucking annoying

She was an Italian prostitute but despite being savagely attractive, the experience was rather disappointing. You may also find it interesting to know that she was both my first and last sexual partner.

my friend's mouth when me and him were 12. I'm 20 now. if I don't get laid soon I may go insane.

Condoms literally ruin sex m8

She's married...not to me.

She listens to more different heavy metal bands than I do

She believes that white snakes would heal you if they bit you...

Maybe, but I'm not willing to bareback a prostitute. To be honest though, I think the biggest turn off was that she just wasn't into it. I think there's something fundamentally missing when having sex with a prostitute. I kind of view prostitution as a form of exotic masturbation. I'll probably try it again, but I'm pessimistic that it will be any different.

Here I go again on my own

i asked to use a bathroom she followed me gave h er a golden shower

this was at a hospital that i was at from a car accident i stayed at. her mom is a physical therapist there she told me to stay away from her, she knows my kind. i'm a muscular robot.

She has a weird possession kink and likes to be spanked

Why not just try tinder or some shit like that pussy isn't that hard to come by nowadays

the person is my dad

My bad, was meant for

I use Tinder but due to a lack of profile game or being overly choosy or both, I haven't had any success. I'm going to try emigrating to another country. Maybe the combination of a larger population and being a little exotic will work in my favour.

She's studying forensic chemistry and she's a major slut

He was a truck driver and I did it in his truck. He came twice because of how thick my dick is, his words.

What country are you from? If I was at the point of going for prostitutes I'd just lower my standards and swipe right on every ugly mastodon within a 400 mile radius

My current girlfriend, she's 5 years older than me

She died just before I lost my virginity to her.

LOL. Yeah, that thought has occurred to me but I can never bring myself to do it. I suspect that my unwillingness to lower my standards is actually somewhat pathological. For reasons of anonymity, I'm not really willing to share what country I'm from but I can say that it's a western European country with a small population.

She's getting her Ph.D. and is a triplet.

My gf and I were watching her 9 month old brother and when he finally took a nap, we started fucking on the couch. He woke up before we were done, but we kept going. She got down and sucked me off and after I came her little brother tried to touch my dick. Probably don't plan on doing it with him in the room again.

A sexy blond hooker I got off bp who tried sucking my dick without a condom. I had to stop that shit quick, she was visibly annoyed lmao, dumbass. I fucked the shit out of her though

She was a horse. I was a horny teen and I was dared to do it.

She wasnt a fucking slut like you cucks are fucking

>be stupid me
>fuck her without condom
>impregnate her accidently
>during time we wait for abortion we continue fucking, cuz ya know no need for condom anymore :D
>she falls in love with me, i dont
>tell her i dont love her the day before abortion
>she does abortion anyways
>she hates me now probably till the rest of my life.

>western European
>small population
>fluent English
I'm gonna guess Ireland, if so was that Italian prostitues name Fifi by any chance lol? I dunno though man sometimes the fat uggos are the best sex you can get because they have no self esteem and usually let you do whatever you want

She's my light and happiness

she ate 3 months supply of my narcotic medications trying to kill herself and had to take her to hospital. went to get refill few days later, pick her up from hospital, go to work. Come home she's on floor passed out after eating them all again. So I fucked her in the ass and it pretty loose but still tighter than her pussy. felt good.

If she fucks, she's a slut.

Your hand technically can't be a slut m8

what the actual fuck did i just read

I met a girl on Whisper who claimed to be FtM, we were taking for a few months. Eventually got on to the topic of sex and found out she'd never had sex, I ended up fucking her pussy whilst calling her a dirty girl and pinning her down. She told me last night she no longer thinks she is FtM.

Bait for newfags

LOL. Well played user, I'll give you that; you nailed the country. I'd have shit my pants if you had actually guessed the prostitute too. A friend of mine once lived by that uggo theory and even though he said it in jest, I always suspected there was some truth in it. Anyway, like I said, I plan to emigrate soon, so maybe I'll have better luck in fields afar.

Literally schizophrenic.

Hallucinated voices and images, was very depressed and self destructive due to what she hallucinated.

I feel kinda bad about the whole thing. No matter how I spin "my relationship was an attempt to help her" I feel like I used her, and that feels pretty gross

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

nah you just alpha

I had kinda similar situation with a girl, I thought i can help her, she fell in love with me, but then i realized that i really dont have anything in common with her, and it was really just pity for her that i felt... in the end i hurt her badly when i told her the truth, but better than exploiting her.

Pussy

Fuck lol I just thought of the ballyragget whore straight away when you said Italian prostitute haha, you'd probably do well to avoid America, Australia or Canada I really can't see them not being sick of Irish cock at this stage lol

queer

... well in the end this is still Sup Forums i guess

LoL. I'll keep that in mind user.

stfu fag

Fucking moralfags, the only voices they should hear in their head or otherwise is yours threatening to kill them if they don't into anal, not like the cops would believe them anyway

She is short, sexy, and cums to the feeling of my cum inside.

I met her at work lol, in fact- working in a hotel probably netted me more pussy than I generally thought possible. kek