P: John Lackey (R) 1. Kyle Schwarber (L) LF 2. Kris Bryant (R) 3B 3. Anthony Rizzo (L) 1B 4. Ben Zobrist (S) 2B 5. Addison Russell (R) SS 6. Jason Heyward (L) RF 7. Willson Contreras (R) C 8. John Lackey (R) P 9. Jon Jay (L) CF
You looking for thirty minutes of shitposting or what?
Joshua Rivera
I usually post the threads for most Chicago sports, and i always start threads 30 minutes to an hour earlier. Lots of people like to shit post before the game starts
Gavin Jones
Ring ceremony senpai
Go Cubes!
Robert Brown
How insecure are Chicago faggots?
Lakers 16 Chicago sports: 18
Fucking pathetic city full of pathetic, fat fucking people. You will never be NYC or LA.
You see this? All free baby. All Chicagoans have free water included in our utilities. We fucking own a lake bro. I could leave my faucet on permanently and it would be alright.
Meanwhile people in California are sucking dicks for sips of water on your dirty street corners.
Luis Parker
They are giving the rings to every fucking one who cashed a check from the cubs last year. Some lady called into 670 earlier today who was a part time seasonal tour guide (75hrsa yearmaybe) and she is getting a ring. Im jelly
Parker Scott
>tfw Pedro Strop wears his during the game and everyone who complains about his hat gets extra ass-blasted every time he pitches
Nathaniel Stewart
pacific soundtrack and now lord of the rings. interesting cusb
Levi Jenkins
Never realised how much I wanted this until now.
Sebastian Miller
>having lester catch it
based
Carter Clark
>tfw massive diarrhea shit so missed the ceremony
Dylan Hernandez
Damn you get Chicago radio signal in Rockford still? I would have thought you guys had a Quad Cities radio band just for yourselves or something
Julian Collins
oh, yeah no I live in dupage also. I use rockford as a meme on another board. What part of dupage is in chicago?
Brandon Cook
>tfw I unironically live in Rockford
Don't ever come here lads, it's not worth it.
Jayden Baker
The bottom sliver of O'Hare extends into DuPage county, and since O'Hare is technically in Chicago, a tiny part of Chicago is actually in DuPage county.
But I'm actually in Lincoln Park, Chicago. There's something wrong with extra flags it doesn't let you set it to Chicago if you try using Cook County, so I'm forced to used DuPage county if I want to set it to Chicago.
And since I was born and raised in Naperville, it all works out. I can rep the Dirty Six Thirty and Chicago at the same time
Xavier Edwards
im sorry to hear that
Connor Sanders
>tfw 312 despite living in dupage
Samuel Taylor
what the fuck was that ending to the anthem? dumb nigger emphasizes 'the' and not 'brave'. all for his voice to falter.
>shit congo
Ryder Rogers
>one of my roommates used to live in a shitty area of Rockford with his brother
Sounds awful lad
Samuel Cox
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Carson Perez
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Brody Miller
I don't think they'll ever be a specific partnership like Lester and Ross in the Cubs in a long time. Contreras is a great replacement skill wise, but just seeing Ross always ooze with confidence even though everyone knew about Lester's short coming was great.
Easton Brown
Moment of silence boys; I lived in Roger's Park for a year and thought it was dog shit; one of my friends from Rockford came to visit and laughed his ass off when I told him I was scared i'd get mugged by some dindu
Bentley Sanchez
>Thinking you'll get attacked by some black elderly person living in one of those shitty retirement homes on the lakefront.
You're more likely to get shot on the North Side of Evanston these days than Roger's Park you fucking pussy.
Angel Bailey
I've lived here for 30+ years and never been close to being mugged or shot or stabbed. Then again I stay away from the bad areas, which admittedly is a pretty large chunk of the city.
Henry Watson
>Lackey
Samuel Reyes
Lol
Cooper Lee
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
Isaac Jackson
>Lackey
Julian Edwards
is lackeys career over?
Jackson Harris
>Lackey about to get tossed one batter into the game
Gabriel Price
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Levi Williams
Lackey is throwing meatballs tonight boys
Adrian Wilson
>Lackey picking a fight with the Ump 3 pitches into the game. Good for him, that strike zone was bullshit.
>He gives up a double Shiiiit, maybe it would be better for him to get tossed if he can't get settled.
I used to excluseivley use the Jewel on Howard Street in Evanston; it's fucking prime gang territory. Always some dindus getting shot. Luckily they usually leave the white/asian people alone, so I usually don't get harassed. But I think a couple of them were trying to surround me to play the knock out game on me, but I managed to get away by pretending I didnt speak english
Elijah Gonzalez
never liked him
Michael Roberts
Those were balls don't kid yourself At bat agrees they were balls
Angel Collins
>lackey chimping out
Carson Long
>brought to you by Kek medicine
Zachary Turner
Why the fuck does he look 10 years younger? This was only 3 years ago.
Hunter Flores
Lackey pls strike out a gonz then dp
Connor Reed
>2 hits, one walk, 0 outs
Sebastian Richardson
>matte blue helmets
Christian Reed
Why did the cubs change their uni's that shit looks awful
Grayson Ramirez
It's only for the first homestand
Joseph Martinez
It's for just this series. Royals did it
Lincoln Green
It's just for the banner and rings ceremony
Brody Fisher
Because winners deserve to win gold, it's something Doyler fans will never understand.
Brayden Butler
kek
Isaiah Hill
>muh shekels
another jersey to sell
Charles King
Going to the game friday
whos supposed to be pitching?
Ian Myers
zambrano
Alexander Scott
Look it up @ chicagocubs.com
Colton Clark
I swear every game I went to back in the day was zambrano. I saw glendon rusch pitch like 3-4 times one year also kinda odd
Christian Adams
>Arrieta, Lackey and Zambrano The Triumvirate of pissed off looking starters.
Add in Paplebon and you can bet at least one fist fight will break out.
James Reyes
Get the bat off your shoulder guy
Adam Johnson
Grand Wizard Lackey gets his KKK.
Connor Jones
>tfw you saw Edwin Jackson pitch
Cameron Roberts
wtf was utley doing??
Angel Collins
Zambrano was only pissed off cause he sucked
Dominic Lee
seriously what is it with the dodgers and fucking up with the bags loaded. Teams might as well start walking the first three batters of the inning when playing against them for a guaranteed scoreless inning
Easton Green
Tfw you have pictures of Carlos marmol striking out the side in prime time 08, you took from seats close up. ;_;
Ethan Jones
>risp
This shit is just ridiculous
Aiden Martinez
even with prime marmol he probably still walked the bases loaded before hand
Parker Evans
too old, can't pull the trigger piss poor situational hitting club for as long as i can remember. always trying to mash when a single will do the job
Christian Flores
Nah it was the season when he was lights out. He was so good then was total worthless shit
Asher Butler
Post your face when Schwarber hits a ball to right field so hard for his dinger tonight, you can see the wind visually warping around the ball.
Anthony Ward
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Nicholas Powell
marmol had the best walkout soundtrack for any cubs reliever ever
youtube.com/watch?v=k7LvjhASLIg
Zachary Fisher
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Julian Nguyen
Can't wait senpai. I'm here ready
Cameron Gomez
IT TAKES TWO
Charles Bell
Why do my hips move on their own whenever I hear Rizzo's walk up music.?
Colton Baker
That's a dope picture, but our drought is basically over. Nice try tho
Jordan Hill
>its a never ending street sign captcha episode
Samuel Rivera
RIP Soler power
Ryan Ortiz
better fix that dam
Jackson Ramirez
Like batting practice for based puig
Christian Rogers
Tell Heyward I love him please
Caleb Ross
how has mccarthy looked
Dylan Price
mccarthy should just strike out swinging for the fences like the rest of the lineup
Leo Russell
It's sad when we gotta let 'em go. Part of me misses Soler Power/Trade Castro times but we're a better team without them.
Nicholas Powell
Yeah it only took you over a hundred fucking years to become winners again.
Xavier Miller
I miss posting this pic
Lucas Reyes
>Cubs are an iconic franchise >Indians are just historic HA HA
Is there someone else Heyward looks like start calling him that to see if you can get him to turn around.
I did that during the NLCS where I shouted with some other people at Frank Thomas, 'HEY, IT'S BO JACKSON!'
Carson Hughes
We're fine don't worry
Jace Baker
>I did that during the NLCS where I shouted with some other people at Frank Thomas, 'HEY, IT'S BO JACKSON!'
kek. user at the game please do this.
Ethan Nguyen
like his prime self since spring t.
Aiden Clark
Good things come to those who wait.
Samuel Morris
>Is there someone else Heyward looks like He always reminds me of Derrek Lee - tall lanky bobblehead
Ethan Hughes
>Doyers with RISP
Jordan Wright
Did everyone in this thread die?
Bentley Campbell
its way better now than it was 2 years ago
Elijah Sanchez
Maybe we're actually watching the game instead of shitposting?