If you could make your own pornographic film, what would it be?

if you could make your own pornographic film, what would it be?

me banging your mom, with your dad filming.

OP killing himself whilst a nigger dick makes his asshole bleed.

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Pulling someone's teeth out then removing their lips and tongue so I can throat fuck them.
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An NYPD sex crimes detective becomes involved in an eyes wide shut/humprhey bogart crime conspiracy and the only way to get answers is to earn the trust of the local sex workers and rich socialites by pleasuring them. There will be a sex scene roughly every 10 minutes, that gets interrupted by the story's progression. Each time the detective and his partner(s) come close to cumming, after minutes of foreplay, somebody interrupts them with a new lead. You tune in for the sex, but stay for mystery that has now peaked your interest. You have to see how it ends while begrudgingly fapping along, feeling slightly guilty and blue balled. Eventually, the detective will get to finish, but only after a 10 episode story arc that will be picked up my HBO
I call it Climax

Darryl does dallas
A reverse mega gangbang where 500 chicks all line up lubed and ready and one dude fucks all of them, at least 5 thrusts each woman

It would be porn you fucking moron.

>set in the early 1900s, say 1910's
>bunch of middle school children in an old stone school house, about a mile outside of town
>new, young teacher played by alexis beldel doesnt take kindly to any kind of bullying or misbehaving
>her first victim is a boy, teasing some girl about her dress
>during recess, she holds him down and dresses him like a girl in front of everyone, making him run off crying
>she begins to torment anyone, particularly boys, who misbehave with fetish based punishments
>makes anyone who gets detention rub and smell her feet
>crossdresses boys
>spanks girls
>rewards the good children with kisses
>nobody wants to tell their parents and shes out of town limits anyway so she has total reign over the children
>all while wearing a 1900s women's attire
>

A bus of high school jocks crashes in the woods and they are besieged by horny bigfoots, who in a twists are amazon girl basketball players that took to the woods due to ridicule of their giant feet and want to take out some frustration on the boys

A dog fucking my boyfreind in the ass.

Fantasy flick with thicc Elven babes and snu-snu Oni

If I find the fetus mouth when fucking a pregnant chick is that double penetration?

It would be pornographic in nature.

>snu-snu Oni
Pic related

So are you gay? Or just kinky

:/

I have to admit, facefucking some granny who removes her dentures feels sooo good.

Slidding

>pic related

Me begin fucked by and fuck a shemale.

I honestly feel if I had the money and way to hide my name from being associated, i can run a very sucessful porn company. But erotics is probably all Ill be able to muster.

Some ideas

>> girl sets up a kissing booth. Boyfriend hates it but she insists. Thing is some guys are shy, and shes a strict Christian so this is new to her too, so when her boyfriends dad blindfolds her and tells her to kiss his "finger" she complies. It gets progressively more for her as she continues kssing and suckung fingers around the neighborhood.
>> a girl invents a time machine as shes a married wife with many kids. She goes back to get revenge on her rapist who changed her prospective, and yeah she became a good scientist but shes procautious as hell now. When she goes back she ends up fulfilling all the lusts of her rapists, and she loves it. She continues to be his whore and bascially slut it up. Part 2-? Depends if it affects her future. Some buttlefly effect shit.
>> im facinated by technology and confused why we dont have more skype, kik, snapchat based porn. I figure a girl lets loose and goes on creating a new account on i stagram and goes 'live'. Unaware one of the hornballs who added her is her boss from work. She does as the commentors ask, getting many off including him
>> agree. Basically its this parrell world where when you tell a girl "agree?" She agrees. I have so many ideas of a girl whose constantly harassed at work then one day the male finds out and makes her agree stripping and sucking him off is the best life choice. Or a girl "agreeing" to drug her friend for her boyfriend. The point is she almost cock blocked him. Or mom daughter combo and agreeing to certain things during a PTA meeting with the principal

Black women forcing white guys to eat their cum filled pussies, either their own creampie or not.

Both gay and verry kinky.

Well good on ya son. Have fun being kinky and gay. Don't let life get ya down. Follow your dreams. Get your bf fucked.

A series of videos starring rebel teen white girls going against their old shortdick rich fathers for this big latino dick

"Planet of the rapes"
Niggers defiling whites

Cops in uniform banging farm animals

My boyfriend wants to watch me do that too

licking all this cum off her while she rides my dick in cowgirl position

About 30 seconds.

CAN YOU DIG IT!?

two hours of me fucking the girl in op's pic in her pretty mouth and glazing the creamy inside of that snack with my hot load and watching her gulp down all of it like a good girl

there's a scientific research facility where trannies are made, starting from femboys moving on to traps and then hormone therapy and practicing fucking then fucking with real men, the main character tries to escape but is slowly mind-controlled by the facility's drugs and propaganda

i dunno, i dont know why i got this fucking tranny fetish

incest and incest adjacent.

imagine a young boy, about 11, being gang raped by a pack of older niggers. the father comes home and is disappointed in his son, but promises to love him no matter what. he tries to kiss his son to prove he loves him while the niggers are fucking the little boy, and one lets loose a stream of piss on both their faces and the father keeps trying to kiss his son through this to show he is 'supportive'.

cheesy but my clit just got wet.

Thanks I guess.
Do it then?

Oh.. Oh you got it. Go be gay. Be as gay as you can be. Be as gay as a rainbow riding a dick. I support you flaming flamingo flamboyant user. Spread your gayness to all corners of the earth so we may experience it's gay embrace. Always helping others pick out clothes and interior decorate. Never stop being you

It starts off like those creepy YouTube "children's education" channels, with tubs of substances representing "colors". Red would be jell-o, with a guy in a red jump-suit with his dick out inside the solidified gelatin. The same would go for the other colors, being mayonnaise for white, pumpkin pie filling for orange, et cetera. And these things won't be fresh; these guys will have been restrained and kept in the tubs for a few weeks, allowing their food-based prisons to reek of age (We'll have to integrate some "4D Smell" theatre technology with this). The host, RP'ing a young schoolgirl with a gasmask (because why would she make herself smell the shit?) would force feed the victims viagra and fuck the living shit out of them for each different color. At some point, one of the victims' gag will fall out and they will scream and shout for freedom, with their requests only being met with harsh physical discipline. The whole ordeal ends with a short re-cap of the colors learned so that the children still have some idea that they "learned" something.

>girl lying on bed prone, sucking off an older man lying supine
>smashmouth playing in background
>man cums in her mouth
>he asks her how it tastes
>silty molk and cains

tbh im just bi, just eaiser to say that you are gay when someone asks.

oh bring me back KaZaa

What are you talking about? Oh I forgot they're both dressed like shrek.

What are you talking about?

Totally worth the rant still.

Exactly what I wrote, dude. Donkey, pay attention.

It's a dirty story of a dirty man,
And his clinging wife doesn't understand.
His son is working for the Daily Mail
It's a steady job,
But he wants to be a paperback writer,

It would be Eliza getting hate-fucked tones of anons in a hour long gangbang

Yea it was pritty funny.

I think making a successful porno is more about good marketing than it is about creating a hot scene, hiring sexy talents, etc..
Here's what I would do:
>Hire 3 women and 2 men on craigslist
>Get a motel room
>Starts off vanilla, 1 guy and 1 girl making out
>"I love you babe," the guy says
>"I love you too, but I have someone to tell you," the girl opens the door and another girl walks in the room. "I know how much you've always wanted a threesome, so let's have a threesome right now!"
>The guy is excited. His boner beings to tear the fabric of his pants
>"Babe, you are the best! But—" the guy opens the bathroom door and the second man enters the motel room. "—I always wanted a threesome with you and another man."
>The girlfriend blushes and kisses her boyfriend. They have a foursome in the cheap motel room
>As things begin to heat up, ass and piss play begins. The carpet is stained with an unholy mixture of body fluids
>After a few minutes, there's a knock on the door
>"Room service!"
>The door opens and it's the third woman—a sexy maid
>She gasps
>The beast with four backs motions her to join in the carnal debauchery
>She does, completing the now 5-person orgy
>Shoot the orgy for another ~10 or so minutes
>Finished. Now let's go market this thing
>Get 100 children (porn viewers of the future)
>Seat them in a theater, hands restrained and eyes pried open
>Show them the porno
>Absolute disgust on their faces
>Screaming
>10 of the children pass out
>Porno ends.
>Ask kids to review the porno, etc.
>Send them home.
>Days later, a mob of angry parents are standing outside my house.
>Screaming, holding signs, breaking windows and shit.
>I open my window and ask wtf they're doing tearing up my lawn and disturbing the neighbors.
>Parents complain, "How dare you show a hardcore porno to our kids?!"
>"What kind of sick person are you?!"
>"You just scarred a generation of children!"
>I calmly respond:
>"What are you talking about? Only ninety kids will remember this."

it would be me fucking Dani Daniels the rest is just details let's get this rolling

i'm down with this

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