It's the weekend. You have 30 seconds to type why you aren't spending it with a girl

It's the weekend. You have 30 seconds to type why you aren't spending it with a girl.

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homosexual

bc im a loser and can't get one

I don't know where to begin to find one

I'm a virgin loser faggot who has confirmed that, through research, girls have cooties, so i don't fuck with that shit

I am the ancient god of beating off.

deadly hangover

Married twice, divorced twice, raised my two kids on my own. I am not interested in vagina. The gates of Hell.

i am in the service industry so I cannot have the weekends off. I did spend thanksgiving with the girl i am dating though.

Killing time before i go out, with girls.

I am. She's doing my laundry.

Because my boyfriend is in another state.

I literally just got back from doing so.

I dunno how to talk to them, where to find them and most of the ones I would be attracted to probably wouldn't want me.

STD's

cause i mostly work on weekends

because i am..

I am.

That's really gross.

Start winning.

Aren't they everywhere?
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I have a family and it's Thanksgiving, fucktards

gay

Because I have tonsillitis and am currently in a world of pain because of it.

I just got done, my friend offered to fuck me out of the blue and I couldn't keep my dick hard, I was kinda nervous. It was nice to get sexual for once in a while

I'm a pathetic loser. In a constant state of depression so I have zero confidence.

Never heard of paracetamol? Fucking pussy.

i don't know any

I'm in the hospital.

Just have no interest in pursue woman at the moment. I'd rather spend my time with the things I enjoy and staying alone. I enjoy my solitude.

I've been using ibprofin and acedamedaphyin, neither have worked for shit. Everything feels like knives.

I tried to. A friend of mine tried to set me up on a date at a night club. Now, I've never been to one before. It was horrible. They served alcoholic beverages of worst kind and almost everyone had a cigarette in their mouth. Smell of tobacco smoke permeating throughout the whole perimeter. And then there was this loud noise they referred to as music. God, I bolted out of that hellhole quicker than a nigger pedaling a stolen bike. Now, my date, she had a cute face, but out of her pretty lips was sticking out a cigarette. I can imagine few things more disgusting than a woman who smokes, or even worse, getting tipsy after a one too many. I'd much rather spend a friday night going fly fishing with my homies or watching football at home or at a local pub.

i'm a loser

Go to the emergency department.

My wife won't let me

I did the other day when my fever hit 103, the tonsillitis set in a few days after that, main thing that happened was that I got pumped with 4 bags of fluid.
I'm gonna try urget care just so I can get an antibiotic script.

Tonsillitis is not even caused by bacterial infection. Antibiotics are a waste of time.

It's quite gay but he's a qt trap and I love him

Because my time is more important than giving all my attention to some useless fuckhole. Besides, Im not gonna be around for much longer so my time is mine.

I have no idea how to approach girls romantically and feminists have me scared to even try. Plus I always have the closing shift at work which means my social life is basically dead. I'm horribly lonely. Never had a GF.

I'm a lonely virgin who sings animu covers for a hobby

My pp is all I need and a stolen Mofos account

I don't like being in company of narcissistic cunts

Feminists don't mind good looking guys. It's when the ugly betas try to hit on them where they pull out their feminazi card. Are you good looking?

Sent her a text almost two hours ago, was going to ask to hangout. She's probably getting absolutely railed by some chad right now and she'll wait until tomorrow to text me lmao I'm seriously gonna end it boys

I hate when that happens

how old are you and where do you live? I can help train you and hit the gym together

it's thanksgiving break and we both went home to our families that live on opposite sides of the country.

Well I was told I have a viral infection, so I guess it's viral tonsillitis, if that's the case, I'm not sure what else to do, I haven't eaten or drank anything all day. Just gargoling salt water.

I've usually noticed that fems are willing to let "racy" jokes and comments slide as long as the guy has a good/funny/social personality and is good looking

Every fucking day, right on the couch across from me

fat shits

Idk. I'm good at knowing my faults but not my looks. I'd say 6/10 minimum. Worst problem is mild acne and I look 17 but I'm 22. I'm not remotely interested in dating a feminist though. I'm just worried about what happens if I accidentally ask one out.

I can't because every girl I have ever spent a night with fell in love with me and wouldn't live me alone afterwards. Why can't I just have sex like normal people do and continue minding my own business in the morning without having to deal with shit like that? I'm not even joking. You might think I'm bragging how I'm a chad who chicks cannot resist. It's not that. I don't get any chick I want. But those that I do get, well, they fall in love with me for some reason unknown to me. And it's fucking annoying. It's a fucking curse. A curse, I tell ya.

I don't think your mom and sister count.

Jax, FL. I'm 22 but I look 17. I'm scrawny but I've biked and done karate for years so I'm no stranger to excersize. Not interesting in being the player type and doing hook ups if that's what you're talking about.

Your kids came from Hell?

bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks

She's at work

Coz I'm autistic and don't know how to talk to grills. Or people in general. Also, cringy af.

shit bro, that's the other side of the country. If you were in socal I could've chadded you up. Already turned 2 other betas into decent dating machines

She's currently putting up the Christmas tree.

Shit's too early. Thinking of getting a divorce

busy writing code all weekend...side project could potentially net me some $$$ and that's my priority right now

...

She's out of town with her family for thanksgiving :(

False pretense. I am facetiming my girlfriend right now. We may not be in the room together but we are spending time together. We aren’t with eschewed their right now because it’s thanksgiving week and our families live far from each other.

damn op u are fucking full of yourself

>grills
>cringy af.
Well atleast you’re honest with yourself

I'm out of town

because my wife left me with a 4 year old daughter and im too busy trying to feed my baby

Yeah I don't really consider myself a beta or an alpha. I'm just me. I will not put up with a girl that tries to walk over me though. Hell I don't put up with that from anyone.

Same wanna meet up and dock?

dont have one

Because I like having money, I like not having to eat out and drink all night both resulting in getting fat, I like not having to act and fake interest and engage in eye rolling flirting and bullshit lies of love and romance. I'm at home, saving money, staying thin, not being depressed, not feeling fake, not feeling guilty for stringing somebody along, and watching movies in peace and quiet without interruptions every twenty seconds. Afterwards I'll have a wank. And a good nights sleep without being punched for snoring. Then I'll wake up and not have to wonder how to make an exit or get a girl to leave. Does that answer your question?

how old are you op? 19?20? get your priorities straight, save some money, life aint all about a girl one day you will realize there is more to life than fucking a girl

Ur proably a 3/10 any one with a bunch of acme or acme scars is auto under 5

Fuck. I know your pain. I had this happen to me and it kind-of ended out fuckbuddy relationship. Oh well. It was a good wakeup to lose some weight and work on my fitness.

yes bruh my last girlfriend I dated for 2 years, was never able to save money, we I bought food I always had to buy her food. Shit was the absolute worst have had a girlfriend in 9 months and ive saved over 8k

I am; she's bent over on the bed rn

LDR.

I AM WATCHING THIS TRAIN AND I CANNOT TAKE MY EYES OFF THE SCREEN

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I know you meant it to be funny, but it really isn't. It's sad. Your comment came off thick and made you look like a jerk who just wanted to flaunt his superiority into some user's face. But you failed at that too. Your comment, as well as your way of thinking, saddens me deeply. I feel sorry for you, user.

I will use this to get to sleep.

Because I drink alone.

with nobody else?

FUCK OFF HERMAN YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT

I'm a looser

She is with somebody else

Yeah, you know when I drink alone,
I prefer to be by myself!

because i did it yesterday and graduated from omega

My hand doesn't talk back

I'm at work and later I'll be playing World of Final Fantasy, so...

That's what I'm talkin' about.

Yeah, the other day I got invited to a party,
But I stayed home instead.
Just me and my pal Johnnie Walker

The bitch broke my heart.

And his brothers Black and Red
And we drank alone, yeah,
With nobody else!

It's nice and quiet here. If I had one of my guy friends over, it'd still be pretty chill. We'd hang, shoot the shit, play a little COD or something maybe.

Every girl I'm friends with talks constantly. And I'm supposed to be listening. They want me to entertain them because they get bored if someone's not paying attention to them.

Why ruin a perfectly good weekend with a chattering needy bitch fucking up my feng shui.

I work retail and I just got back home from a long sweaty black friday shift and I just showered and put on some porn because people are the last thing I want to be around right now.

Because if I wanted to be treated badly I could just play any multiplayer game with chat enabled, all the while being comfortable in my own home. Checkmate, Bastard.

because im spending it with boys

Found a girl who isn't overly vapid or chatty, likes playing COD and overwatch (she's better than me at overwatch), makes really fucked up jokes that I would make, is actually funny, listens to good music. She has a lot of guy friends though, so I'm pretty sure I was in the friendzone from the start. Bittersweet because I need more friends but fuck

Stuck stressing over homework for my Western Civ class.

Some of us aren't disowned user, thanksgiving was yesterday.